All regards, JustAnotherOtaku
Disclaimer: *Face palm*
Duncan: So, why are we all here?
Jade: On Courtneys body there were traces of cum on her snach, so I rounded up all the suspects that are men.
Alejandro: Uh, why am I and Noah here, we stated before we were gay.
Jade: You two make out for me. The others will give me samples.
Chris: You mean?
Jade: Oh yeah! I want you all to wack off in that room. (Points at room) So lets see, we have, Chris, Duncan and for some reason Cody.
Cody: Why me?
Jade: You had motives to! (Bitch slaps Cody) You had motives in the third season to kill her for voting off Gwen! So I dub you not being a suspect bullfuck.
Seara: (While whaching) Keep your hands off Cody!
Chris: Uh, I thought we had this covered.
Jade: Fuck no! Once we found of Cortney was fucking raped, we suspected you because you and Courtney were fucking.
Everyone: Nasty!
Chris: (Blushes), why do i have to? I had a-
Jade: Don't finish, please, ok, I'm starting to think this is a bad idea!
Duncan: Oh really?
Jade: Yeah, so I all want you to rip out some of your hair, simpler yes?
Cody: I suppose.
Alejandro: Can we stop making out?
Jade: (While drying nose blood) No...
Cody: Wern't you gonna interveiw Gwen?
Jade: Yeah, but let me ask Chris somthing. Chris, your fixed?
Chris: None of your buisness.
Jade: You admited it, so you must look up when you lost your manhood.
Chris: (Sweatdrop) What the fuck? What is your problem, why did i hire you?
Yes, Jade has screwed up methods, next to writting about Spike getting raped by Vicious this is one of the most disturbing things I have ever written