I am sooo evil. I had fun writing this chapter, trust me.

Disclaimer: If I owned CCS, think I would've bragged and posted it all over the internet by now? Yeah…

Chapter 10-Getting in touch with your force's gender

" What about it?" Sakura asked.

" Well.." Kero said," it seems..to..speed things up, we need to..do..certain things…"

" Like what?" Sakura asked.

" You'll find out after school tomorrow. Kid, come by after school. Bring Tomoyo with you aswell," Kero instructed.

Sakura nodded," Will do!"

So that's what they did. School was boring and uneventful. The threesome walked to the Kinomoto residence together after school let out, as planned. They beat up a few monsters on the way home( they were so small and weak that I don't even need to describe them because they were dealt with way to easily and I'll spare you the boring details), but it didn't delay them that much.

They ran up to Sakura's room immediately, not even sticking around downstairs long enough for Toya to question them.

" So," Kero began," You've come to learn what you must do."

They nodded.

" I'll need tea," Kero told Sakura.

" Coming up, Kero.." she said.

" Good slave," Kero replied patting her on the head as Sakura dashed downstairs.

She soon returned with tea(the entire time she was gone Syaoran and Kero had an angry staring match while Tomoyo giggled), and as they sipped it he explained.

" First, you must…get in touch with your..force. Syaoran…you have to..get in touch with your..feminine side…"

" WHAT?!" he called out in outrage.

" Tomoyo, Sakura, I'll leave this too you..torture him. Dresses. Chick flicks. Whatever," Kero said.

Tomoyo grinned," TO MY HOUSE!"

And she dragged them to her house.

First, she made Syaoran wear a dress, then did his hair, make-up and nails(they had to tie him to a chair to do this), and whenever he struggled reminded him," It'll save Sakura's life." Them he'd blush and cooperate..momentarily.

Then, after that was done they made him watch chick flicks, soap operas, romance movies, and Romeo and Juliet. One of the movies happened to be "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants". How did they do this? Tied him up, gagged him, and taped his eyes open.

They then gave him a mike and hooked up the Karaoke machine.

The music played, and he sang:

"I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

"I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

"I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: 'I'm always yours'

(uu-oooh-u)

" I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

" Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

" Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

" Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

" I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

" I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

" Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)"

Syaoran finally finished. And boy was he glad he did," There, is the enough?"

" Yes," Tomoyo said," I suppose it is…"

" Good. I never want to see anything pink again."

AN: BWAHAHAHAHA! I'm so evil :P