I am a terrible person for leaving you all to wait this long. I'm so sorry for getting caught up in 'Once Upon a SHIELD' and 'The Photograph' (which will soon be changed to 'Hidden Secrets') that I have neglected this one. I can only hope that this will make up for it the wait.
While getting the song ingrained in my head, I listened to a Captain Swan video with it. If you're a Oncer, it's funny. I'm still laughing.
A note here- When I refer to [All], I mean all the kids (Mack, Hunter, Bobbi, Tripp, Skye, and FitzSimmons-the last 3-4 being the original ones) and Koenig. I use ship names to refer to duel parts. FitzSimmons, HuntingBird, and Skiplett are seen here, along with a very special guest!
I own nothing. Most of the time I'm still in a happy world where Philinda are Skye's parents and Skitz and Biospecialist exists.
Philinda Fixer-Upper
(From Fixer-Upper in Frozen. It was destined for them.)
[Skye] Oh come on, AC
[Tripp] Why won't you just tell May you love her?
Is it the silent way she walks?
[Mack] Or the stoic way she talks?
[Hunter] It might be her ability to channel a strong Mulan vibe!
[Koenig] She goes into your office furious as hell,
Then comes out happy as a bell
[Fitz] There's no other woman as
Kick-ass as the Cavalry
[Coulson] Don't call her that!
[All] She's a bit of a fixer-upper
Her social skills are sort of….not
[Bobbi] It can't be any clearer
[Hunter] She's nice when you're near her
[HuntingBird] It's obvious you two belong!
[All] Yeah, she's a bit of a fixer-upper
But through our crazy lives
You bring the best out of her
How can't you see this love?
[May] No no no, stop it now. We are not doing this. Hydra is a bigger problem than my love life.
[Bobbi] Uh-huh. So Melinda, tell me
Is it his TAHITI nightmares?
[Simmons] Or his dad dorkiness everywhere?
[Skye] Or how he watched Steve Rogers while he slept?
[Coulson] Please don't bring that up.
[Bobbi] Oh, we all know you have a fondness
[Simmons] For those dad-joke bombfests!
[Skye] And how that mild manner
Hides a king of sass!
[All] AC's also a fixer-upper!
May. you're not the only one with flaws!
[May] All of you, please
[All] You're a pilot, he's a field agent
You've known each other for so gosh darn long!
Both of you are such fixer-uppers
And Skye knows what we should do!
The solution to stop our shipping
Is to just fix up the two of you!
[May] ENOUGH! Look, he has a cellist. Who he loves!
[All] (blink, blink)
[Bobbi] Okay, Coulson's the fixer-upper
I didn't expect him to be the one.
[Skye] The cellist can't hang with our AC here
[Simmons] And besides, she thinks he's dead in a grave!
[All girls] Well, he had to be the fixer-upper
At least he can be convinced
Shove that cellist out of the way
And Melinda Coulson exists!
[Mack] Your feelings didn't just change here
That love isn't born in one day
[Tripp] It's grown and flourished, but hidden
Because you're a bit afraid
[Fitz] You said some terrible things, but you were mad
Hydra caused you stress
[Hunter] But if you apologize to her face
[All guys] Say you're sorry to Agent May
And your love will coexist
[All] True love brings out the best!
You two are huge fixer-uppers
How long has this gone on?
[FitzSimmons] Philinda!
[Huntingbird] Mayson!
[Mack and Skiplett] Coulvary!
[All] We've heard the rumors
So get together and stop freaking us out!
We don't know how long you've known each other
Clearly, it's been long enough!
[Ward, hearing all this from Vault D] The only fixer-upper fixer
That can fix a fixer-upper is…
[All] True! True!
True! True! True!
Love (True Love)
Love, love, love, love, love
Love! (True love!)
True….
[Fury] Do you, Phillip, take Melinda to be your SHIELD-fully wedded-
[Philinda] Wait, WHAT?!
[Fury] You're getting married, mother-
[All] LOVE!
I've sung through this so many times, and I really hope I don't screw up the actually version of when I sing it. I already do it with 'Let it go!' But I can picture the girls just dragging May off to put her in that silver dress! And then Fury giving them the stink-eye at the alter when they protest.
I would like to take this time to give a shout-out to ilikehats2 for the mental image of Elsa dancing about in Ward's cell during the angry song for him. That's why he's Olaf. Do you think he deserves a warm hug?
Next up- by request of Rumbelleforever64- a Skimmons song! Which you will be pleased to know that I have the lyrics printed out and YouTube at the ready!
Please review and tell me what you think? Worth the wait?