'You know this is all your fault…'Sakura said to Inner Sakura.
'You're the one that said all that stuff… I just thought it up!' Inner Sakura retorted.
Suddenly the door swung open, revealing a cloaked figure.
"Eh… hi?" Sakura said confused.
"Sakura-chan!" The figure cried.
"Naruto?"
"Yeah, it's me Sakura chan!" Naruto cried pulling off the hood of the cloak.
The doorknob jiggled a little before the door swung open.
"Sakura? You say something?" Temari asked looking at the unusual lump beside Sakura.
"What? Oh no…" Sakura followed Temari's gaze to her side.
"Somebody in there with you?" Temari asked winking at Sakura.
"What? Oh, no! No! It's just a stuffed animal in here with me… I get lonely sometimes…" Sakura lied.
"You want me to get one of my brothers?" Temari giggled, "I'm sure they'd be happy to bunk up with" "No! I'm fine! Besides… I would NOT be happy with that!" Sakura glared at Temari.
"Okay… bye," Temari walked out of the room.
"Who'd be glad to bunk" "Shut up Naruto!"
"Oh… okay. You don't want to talk about it?" Naruto asked.
"No!"
"Okay… wait was that Temari?" Naruto asked, "Gaara wants to" "No! Shut up Naruto!" Sakura yelled.
Sakura heard footsteps outside her door.
"Naruto! You have to get out of here! They're looking for you! They're using me as bait to capture you! Tell Tsunade sama that I'm here! And put your cloak on!" Sakura whispered.
"Okay. See ya Sakura chan!" Naruto put on his cloak and jumped out of the window.
Sakura faked sleep so maybe they might think she was talking in her sleep… too bad it didn't work.
"Who were you talking to?" Kankuro asked.
"Myself? I have an Inner self you know… multiple personalities, you know…" Sakura lied.
"Okay… I'm just gonna leave you to yourself then… I guess…" Kankuro shrugged and walked out of the room.
'Man… you almost got Naruto caught…' Inner Sakura said slowly… Now what the hell are you gonna do about the Gaara thing…? That's gonna be hard to figure out…'
'You're the one that got me into this!' Sakura yelled.
'Technically I am you… but we still have two days right? Might as well rest you know? We should be fully rested…'
'Good idea… I've just been so tired lately…'
Two days later…"Oh shit! I'm not ready! Why!" Sakura shouted.
And in walked Gaara, looking mighty pissed, mind you.
"Uh… hey Gaara… what's up?" Sakura asked nervously, looking at his angry expression.
"Lets go… now…" Gaara said irritably.
"Where?" Sakura asked.
"Outside… remember…? I'm supposed to kick your ass…"
'I would rather grab it… but oh well…' Shukaku said perversely.'Shut it…'
'You know… I bet you do too… I wonder how she' 'Please shut up…'
'We should jump her…' 'What?' 'Jump her… and then…' 'Oh lord…'
"Okay… just three things you need to know… One, I don't have light enough clothes for the desert… Two, no kissing me… ever again… Three, there is no way in Hokage's name am I fighting in the desert!" Sakura yelled the last part.
"Okay… one, duh… two, I can do whatever I freaking please… three, where do you propose we go, princess?" Gaara said sarcastically.
"Eh… no you can't do whatever you please… and I think I would have some idea if I said no. I think we should go to the basement of the hospital… that way you don't have the advantage and I can get back to my mind set of totally hauling ass!" Sakura cheered.
'Yeah! Kick his sandy ass! Cha!' Inner Sakura cheered.
"First off, I already had the advantage. Second, don't you mean dragging ass?" Gaara smirked.
"Let's not start this again…" Sakura sighed.
Ok… now I know you want to know one thing… What the hell is wrong with Shukaku?
Well… can anyone say… the heat is on? If you don't get it, then he's in heat! Yeah!
Well this chappie is dedicated to Naraku's Phoenix and Kyo-my-Love.
Both of you totally rock and are like the best people ever! Yay!
Thank you guys so much! Thanks to you I am out of the ditch!
Thank you to all that reviewed! I will try to update sooner!
Rock on