Kenza: "HELLO PEOPLE OF THIS WORLD AND WELCOME TO FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST DARES!
Winry: "Mei come on I said I was sorry!"
Mei: "..."
Kenza: "SHE'S STILL LIKE THAT! MEI MAN UP AND DEAL WITH WHAT YOU SAW!"
Mei: "I'M A WOMEN HOW ON EARTH AM I SUPPOSE TO MAN UP!?"
Edward: "Well-"
Mei: "DO NOT ANSWER THAT EDWARD!"
Kenza: "At least she talks when some one (aka Edward) ticks her off..."
Alphonse: "YOU ABANDONED US!"
Kenza: "YEAH WELL I WAS BUSY!"
Alphonse: *makes a pouty face*
Kenza: "Why are you so mad about it anyways?"
Alphonse: "Nothing..."
Kenza: *looks suspicious* "ok... Anyways, ON WITH THE DARES!"
In one of the rooms: "RED I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
Kenza: "?"
In one of the rooms: "DON'T KILL HIM BLUE! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!" "FINE THEN I'LL KILL YOU INSTEAD!" "BUT I AM YOU YOU IDIOT! TO TOP THAT, I'M THE LEADER!" "WHO SAYS!?" *2 people keep arguing in the room and some one else was crying*
Winry: "Who's in that room?"
Kenza: "..."
Edward: "Well..."
Kenza: "..."
Edward: "ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER US OR NOT!?"
Kenza: "I'M THINKING WILL YOU QUIT SHOUTING!?"
Edward: "WELL YOU COULD HAVE TOLD US YOU WERE!"
Kenza: "SHUT UP SMALL PERSON!"
Edward: "WHAT DID YOU SAY! I'M GOING TO-"
Alphonse: "SHUT UP YOU 2! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP FOR ONCE!" *looks extremely mad like when Ed gets called small*
Everybody: "..."
Kenza: "Wow...the kid finally lost it..."
Edward: "Al are you ok...*looks shocked on how his brother got ticked off so easily*
Alphonse: "..."
Winry: "Wow Al this is like the very first time you've ever gotten this upset..."
Alphonse: "..."
Kenza: "Wow...Lets just do the dare..." *clears throat trying to forget Al's little anger explosion thing* "This dare is from... Coaloki.."
Hey there! New reviewer here, I'm Coaloki. Now, for the dares... :D
Kenza: "O MY GOSH! SHE'S RIGHT SHE IS A NEWCOMER! SQWEEEEEE! * confetti comes out of no ware*
Winry: "Not even going to ask were the stuff came from..."
1- Ed! I dare you to insult Ling as many times as you can before you get killed by Lan Fan.
Edward: "This I can do!" *evil grin* "Ling, You are the most anoying person I have ever layed Eyes on! You eat so mush I'm surprised your not as big as a house! Also-"
Lan Fan: *kicks Ed in the head that sends him flying across the room then goes up to him and starts beeting on him till he is knocked unconscious*
Kenza: "Wow...He couldn't even get passed 2 insults..."
Lan Fan: "DON'T YOU DARE INSULT MASTER LING AGAIN!"
Kenza: "Riiiight...Moving on..."
2- Can somebody resuscitate Martel so I can ask her a question? Anyone remember Martel? Anyway, Martel- Who was your favorite person from Greed's little gang of chimeras? Also, what kind of abilities do you have from being half snake?
Martle: Well, I accualy like Greed out of everybody I know from Our gang, and I have the abilities to stretch like a snake can and can bend in alot of ways like a snake can as well."
Greed: "Thanks Martle." :D
Martle: "Your welcome." :D
Kenza: "Aww. How sweet of Martle. NEXT DARE!"
3- Envy! You are awesome. Because I admire you so much, I dare you to try shopping in the men's section for once. The tube top just doesn't work.
Envy: "But I like what I'm wearing now..."
Kenza: "TO BAD! GO TO THE MALL WITH LUST AND GET NEW CLOSE!"
Envy: "Why Lust?"
Kenza: "Because...I like her style..." :D
Lust: "Why thank you. Envy lets go"
Envy: "But I don't want to- HEY WAIT! I NEVER SAID I WOULD GO! STOP DRAGGING ME!"
Lust: *drags Envy to the mall against his own will*
Kenza: "Anyways, LAST DARE!"
4- Finally, the last one's for Ling- About how many times do you think you would have died if Lan Fan wasn't there?
Ling: "I would have died as many times as Al has found a stray cat and tried to hide it from Ed."
Kenza: "Good answer. Now the next dare's are from-"
Well, those were actually half questions, so one more:
Kenza: "Uh...ok..."
5- Roy, I dare you to wear Fu's old mask for the next two chapters, no matter how stupid you look in it. If you can't use/find Fu's, just take Lan Fan's.
Roy: "Shore" *puts on Fu's mask*
Kenza: *Trying not to laugh*
Roy: "Whats so funny?"
Kenza: *snickers* "Nothing..." *snickers some more*
Roy: "?"
Farewell! *poofs away*
Kenza: *stops laughing* "HOW DID HE DO THAT!?"
Edward: "I honestly do not know..."
Kenza: "Anyways, Next dare is from-"
In one of the rooms: "FIRE ROD!" "OOWW! RED WHAT WAS THAT FOR!? I'M ON YOUR SIDE!" "SORRY I MISSED! I MENT TO HIT BLUE. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! WAAAAAAAAAAA!" "You guys are idiots..."
Kenza: "THATS IT!" *goes into room* "O MY GOSH! I LOVE YOU GUYS!"
Winry: "Who are they?"
Kenza: "ITS THE WORLDS CUTEST SWORDS MEN FROM LEGEND OF ZELDA 4 SWORDS!"
Red Link: "HIYA GUYS!"
Blue Link: "Who are you people?"
Green Link: " Are we in Ganondorfs Castle?"
Purple Link: * ignores us and reads his book*
Kenza: "Sorry. Your in Fullmetal alchemist show TDares. BUT CAN YOU PLEASE STAY! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!" *gets on her knees* PLEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEEEE!'
Green Link: "Um...ok..I guess..."
Blue Link: "WAIT WHAT!? NO! I'M NOT STAYING HERE!"
Kenza: "I'll give you a cookie..."
Blue Link: "*looks at the cookie from the corner of his eye* "...Fine..."
Kenza: "YEAH!" *give Blue cookie and he nomms on it*
Red Link: *gives puppy dog eyes* "Miss can I have one to please..."
Kenza: "AWWWWWW! SOOOOO CUTE! OF COURSE YOU CAN!" *gives Red one to and nomms on it as well*
Kenza: "Anyways these dares are from NekoLuvsTehFma. YEAH!"
Yay! Happy I caused you peaceful sleep! :'l I'm a girl by the way... It's okay though.
Kenza: "I MADE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN!" *goes to emo corner*
Greeling your back :'D -cries and glomps him- I freaking love you soo much! Will you go on a date with me!? (lol just cause.)
Greed: "CAN SOME ONE PLEASE GET THIS CRAZY CHICK OFF ME!?"
Kenza: *comes out of emo corner* "DON'T CALL MY FRIENDS CRAZY!" *hits Greed with a metal bat*
Greed: "OOWW!"
Kenza: "SAY SORRY!"
Greed: "Sorry Neko..."
Kenza: "Good." :D
Ling: "But were not GreeLing any more."
Kenza: "Then Just go together"
Greed and Ling: *shrug there shoulders and go with Neko to the dating room*
10 min later...
Ling: "That was a short date..."
Greed: "She didn't say how long it had to be..."
Everybody go beat the sh- out of Tucker again! D:
Everybody: *beats Tucker almost to death*
Tucker: *knocked out*
Kenza: "And since you blocked out the swear Neko gets a cookie." *gives Neko a cookie*
Envy I like you, but dude you ARE a goth palmtree.
Envy: "HA! JOKES ON YOU! I GOT A NEW LOOK NOW!" *comes back from mall with a white shirt, leather jacket, black jeans and Jordan sneakers*
Lust: "I did the best I could..."
Kenza: "It's ok I guess..."
Mmkay thats all buh-bye
Kenza: "BYE!" *waves hands in the air furiously*
Purple Link: "Shes crazy..."
Green Link: "Oh. Now you decide to take your eyes off that book."
Purple Link: "I finished. Also, were are we?"
Green Link: *face palms* I'll ex-plane it later to you..."
Purple Link: *looks confused*
Kenza: "Last dare of the day is from Thenutyone. YEAH!"
You said nomms that make you even more awesome!
Kenza: "DOUBLE TIME YEAH!"
Sadly I don't have a dare but I do need you guys to prove a point to my cousins...
Winry: "What is it?"
They said Ed looks like a girl, do you guys think he looks like a girl?
Edward: "I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A GIRL! RIGHT AL!?"
Alphonse: "Yes you do..."
Edward: *stands there shocked then goes to emo corner*
Winry: "AL! YOUR SO MEAN TODAY WHAT GIVES!?"
Mei: "Al are you ok?"
Alphonse: "I'M FINE WOMEN! CAN YOU LEAVE ME ALONE! GOSH!"
Everybody: "..."
Green Link: "Wow..."
Blue Link: "That was kinda harsh..."
Red Link: "He's scary..." *runs behind Green Link*
Kenza: "...Moving on..."
And yes I'ma girl, only girls can be so evil.
Kenza: "YEAH!" *turns on radio* "GIRLS! We run this mother. YEP!-" *song goes on*
All the girls: "YEAH!"
Rath: "O man..."
Kenza: "Well that's all for today. GOODBYE MY LITTLE MUNCHKINS! And remember to review! REVIEW I SAY! GIVE ME THE BEST DARES YOU GOT! AND I'LL TORCHER THESE PEOPLE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Edward: *back from emo corner* WE CAN HEAR YOU YOU KNOW!"
Kenza: "Yeah I know." :D
Everybody: "..."
Kenza: "Anyways, BYE!" *waves hands furiously in the air*
Edward: "Al, are you feeling ok?"
Alphonse: "I'm fine..."
Mei: "You shore?..."
Alphonse: "I SAID I WAS FINE OK! SO LEAVE ME ALONE!"
Kenza: "I'm surprised to see you like this Al...*light bulb appears on the top of her head* "ED! DID YOU KILL A CAT!"
Edward: "WHAT! NO! I'M NOT THAT HARSH!"
Alphonse: "You better not have..." *gives Ed the most scariest death glare*
Edward: *shudders* "Al...Your not ok...I think it's best if you go cool off for a bit..."
Alphonse: "I SAID I WAS FINE EDWARD!"
Kenza: "He never calls Ed by his full name..." *looks petrified*
Winry: "What the heck could possibly have ticked Al so much to get him like this..." *gulps*
Alphonse: "I SAID I WAS FINE!" *gives evrybody a death glare that even scared Terror and left the room*
Kenza: "...If you guys have an idea on whats wrong with Al...Please tell us...or at least tell us how to make him feel better...He looks like he has the needs to kill...*shudders*
Terror: "Mew..." *goes under couch and shudders*
Edward: "Please help us..."