A/N: y'know…it's really frusterating (yes, I meant to spell that wrong) to have to re-write things that you already wrote X.x; Ahh well…this version is so much more amusing than the other one was xD
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Kishimoto-sama does.
---
Sharingan and Byakugan
---
Jovial
To put it simply, he hated his life.
Not the 'oh-my-gawd, life-sucks-let's-go-kill-myself' kind of hate, but the 'God, you-really-have-a-twisted-sense-of-humor' kind of hate.
He had been trying to ignore everyone in the classroom, Iruka especially since it would be his fault for whoever was on his team, when that blonde-haired…nnnghhh…decided to place himself not-so-subtly in front of him. Like, five inches away from his face in front of him.
Now, normally he would have been very good at ignoring the boy – how else would he have been able to rein in his annoyance at him for being so dense about Hinata's feelings? – But this time was different than all the rest.
Cue the reason why he hated his life.
On his…off days he'd normally end up daydreaming like your average boy of his age. Of killing his brother, of what he'd do after killing said brother, about his first kiss…
Naruto wasn't a part of any of those plans. But somehow, he had…imposed himself upon the last one.
Needless to say, he never truly expected for his first kiss to be with a guy. Naruto, of all guys.
…as if that hadn't been bad enough.
He just had to look back and see Hinata's eyes widen with a look of shock on her face. It would have been very amusing for him if she had decided to faint then, but she didn't. What she did instead probably ended up leaving him with a permanent twitch.
She laughed.
She was doing a very good job at hiding it, but he was Uchiha Sasuke and darn it he could spot things that others couldn't.
A light flush covered his cheeks as he finished gagging a few seconds before Naruto did.
Darn Hinata. Embarrassing him like that.
And all she had to do was laugh at him too.
-----
A/N: yay, another one…re-written! I'll try better to get them out…but with school – why oh why did I take AP courses?!?! – that might be a little easier said than done. Xx;
Read and review!