Maximum Ride doesn't belong to me. It belongs to James Patterson. Only the characters I make up and this fanfic belong to me. This is another random idea that I think could be funny. If you like Fax, check out my other fanfics for MAXIMUM RIDE!

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Max POV

WEDNESDAY 11:43 AM

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Say WHAT?!

I sat up quickly the moment I saw the date and time on my alarm clock. I had slept in what? Almost six hours? This was NOT supposed to happen! I was SO SCREWED!

A high squeak awoke me from my inner panic. Fang's small hands were holding onto my shirt tightly and his face was buried in my neck, currently yawning adorably. I then remembered last night. The thunderstorm…

I knew that once Fang was himself again (meaning many feet taller and voice A LOT deeper), he would never want to mention the event of last night.

But I knew I would never forget it.

Slowly and surely, I picked him up and gently laid him down on my bed, pulling the covers over him for warmth. He snuggled into the pillows and began to breathe steadily. I proceeded to, you know, panic internally and try to get ready for school. I knew I couldn't just leave Fang there but really. I had missed yesterday and today was half over. I'm sure he could last till 4 o'clock at most.

Rushing down the stairs, I ran to the laundry room and began to search around for my clothes when I heard a voice behind me.

"Max, calm down. You're excused from school today." I looked back to see my mom standing in the doorway, a basket full of clothes in her hand and a bright smile on her face. "I called the school and explained the problem to the principal. You are excused until the whole 'situation' is figured out." My jaw dropped.

"R-Really? You're s-serious?" She nodded.

"Of course I am. They understood completely once Jeb and I had clarified everything, they said they would dismiss your absences as long as you make it up later." Of course I have to make it up. Fang will too but it will be worth it in the long run…

I smiled and gave my mom a big hug.

"Thank you! Thank you so much!" She smiled back at me and patted me on the back.

"It's no problem, Max. I know you are really concerned about this whole thing. And Fang likes you best obviously," she said, winking at me and nudging my side. I blushed and shook my head.

"I don't know what you're talking about." I was looking around the room, avoiding her eyes.

"You know exactly what I'm talking about." She smiled, as I blushed more, knowing that I did know but just didn't want to discuss it… yet. "Enough of this. Go back to Fang. I have work to do." I laughed and nodded, thanking her again and giving her another hug before running back up the stairs.

Things were looking good.

Fang POV

I opened my eyes to darkness.

My hands searched for Max and found… nothing.

I tried to scream but the thick piece of cloth gagging me made it impossible.

I listened to the noises around me. Rushed footsteps, panting, and the wind… the wind?

Where was I? What was happening? Where was Max?

I began to panic. My breathing became rushed and short. Sweat ran down my face, blending in with tears that followed. My body shook violently. I seriously couldn't tell if I was hyperventilating or having a seizure.

Either way, things were really not looking good.

Max POV

I pushed my door open hurriedly.

"Fang, guess what?! I don't have to-" I stopped short, unable to finish my sentence as my eyes widened in shock and tears began to blur my vision.

My room window was broken. The curtains had been ripped. Glass covered the floor as did the fabric from my bed sheets and blankets. I dropped to the knees, tears streaming down my cheeks as my worse nightmare came true.

Fang was gone.

(hides behind a bullet proof glass shield) Please don't kill me! I have cookies, candy, and cake!

I hope that was OK. I know it was short and not really funny or cute or anything of that sort but you know what? Sometimes we need these stupid filler chapters w/ the annoying endings to move things along... So yeah... I haven't written this is like forever and I needed a way to get back to the main plot of "OMG! WHATS GONNA HAPPEN TO FANG?!" So this was a short chapter setting up the next few for the real action. PLEASE DONT B MAD AT ME. =[

I will try and update when I can. Drama has cooled down now. Life is actually pretty good at the moment. I've gotten a ton of emails from ppl asking for me to update so I hope this chapter is what you hoped for. Or at least enough to keep you guys reading.

CLIFFY!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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