A/N: asdfghjkl; THANK YOU! I just heard that this fic is nominated in the Topaz Awards for Best Humour/Parody. The link to the Topaz Awards Forum can be found at the bottom of this chapter. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own Victorious.

NEWS FEED

Lane The Guidance Counselor: GUYS GUYS GUYS I GOT A GREAT IDEA FOR SPIRIT WEEK DRESS UP CHALLENGE!

Comments:

Tori Vega: It's not another twin one is it? Cause I'm so tired of being with Sinjin.

Lane the Guidance Counselor: Nope! I talked to Sikowitz and your next dress-up day is... Famous Character Day!

Trina Vega: What does that mean? Do we dress up like any famous character we want?

Sikowitz: Yep. As long as it's appropriate. Tomorrow is going to be AWESOME!

Sikowitz – Jade West: Jade West! I TOLD YOU TO BE APPROPRIATE!

Comments:

Jade West: My dress is appropriate. It fits the theme, too...

Lane The Guidance Counselor: If it's so appropriate, give me a good reason why Festus was cutting of part of your dress to put in his sandwich.

Jade West: I don't know! Ask him! Anyway, I can be whoever I want to, right? My character is Lady Gaga!

Tori Vega: That doesn't give you permission to wear a dress made entirely out of bacon!

Jade West: Why not? Beck loves bacon.

Beck Oliver: That I do.

Tori Vega: What does that have to do with anything?

Jade West: Pure, innocent, cute little Vega. Think about it. Why would somebody wear a dress made out of something her boyfriend loves to eat...?

Tori Vega: ...Oh. OH! Now I get it! Ew, that's so gross...

Cat Valentine: Jade, why is your dress an inch shorter now than it was this morning?

Jade West: Secret ;)

Tori Vega: OHMYGOSH JADE! TMI!

Jade West: Tch. Baby.

Trina Vega: Can someone please tell me why Sinjin is wearing a blue wig and has whipped cream all over his chest?

Comments:

Sinjin van Cleef: I'm Katy Perry today!

Trina Vega: But you look nothing like her!

Sinjin van Cleef: I'm carrying a huge lollipop and I have a cotton candy machine. I'm practically only one step away from being a California Gurl!

Trina Vega: I don't even know what to say...

Robbie Shapiro: Sinjin, did you get that gloss from ManBelline?

Beck Oliver: What's ManBelline?

Robbie Shapiro: It's my favorite male make-up store.

Beck Oliver: Sometimes I regret the things I ask.

Tori Vega: Sometimes I regret reading the answers you receive.

Cat Valentine – Robbie Shapiro: Robbie, do you want to apply the glitter now?

Comments:

Robbie Shapiro: Sure, why not.

Cat Valentine: Kay kay, I'm on my way to your locker :)

Robbie Shapiro: Okay.

Beck Oliver: Why do you need to apply glitter?

Robbie Shapiro: Cause I'm Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Beck Oliver: Again, another question I regret asking. Can someone please tape my phone shut to keep me from doing this?

Jade West: Gladly.

Sinjin van Cleef: Hey Robbie, Edward's a great person to be!

Robbie Shapiro: I know! Your costume was great too!

Rex Powers: Dang, what a bunch of losers.

Cat Valentine: What do you think of my costume?

Comments:

Jade West: It was fuzzy.

Cat Valentine: Is that a good thing? Cause sometimes it can be bad. Like this one time my brother was wearing fuzzy slippers but then he got some ice cream in it and my mom told him to buy a new bookshelf, and then he got this fuzzy outfit that looks cute but a little like that ani-

Andre Harris: You look cute. The problem is that I don't get who you're supposed to be.

Cat Valentine: I'm Elmo!

Beck Oliver: But why does he have a bow on his head?

Cat Valentine: Cause it was Valentine's Day so his girlfriend taped it on his head. Duh!

Beck Oliver: Jade! Where's that tape again? I really need to tape it shut..

Sinjin van Cleef: That's so creative! I wish I had thought of that...

Sikowitz: Is something wrong with my students today? Their outfit hasn't been very... highschool-like...

Comments:

Cat Valentine: What's wrong with my outfit?

Sikowitz: It was too childish! Highschoolers are mature!

Jade West: I'm mature alright.

Sinjin van Cleef: Yeah, you were.

Jade West: Fuck off.

Sikowitz – Beck Oliver: Please tell me why there are girls screaming your name outside of my classroom.

Comments:

Beck Oliver: I don't know why.. I didn't do anything bad, did I?

Sikowitz: I think it has something to do with your "character". Who are you supposed to be again?

Beck Oliver: I'm Gibby.

Tori Vega: No way! As in from iCarly?

Beck Oliver: Yeah..

Trina Vega: The shirtless guy?

Beck Oliver: Um, yeah, I guess...

Trina Vega: Beck, What's your next class?

Beck Oliver: Improv with Sikowitz, why?

Tori Vega: That's why all the girls are there. They want to see you shirtless.

Andre Harris: I can hear them all the way from ballet class..

Robbie Shapiro: Yeah, we could... My teacher was mad because of that.

Jade West: Well, those bitches better BACK OFF MY MAN!

Andre Harris: Who has hair gel?

Comments:

Robbie Shapiro: In my locker. What do you need it for?

Andre Harris: My hair.

Cat Valentine: Why? I haven't seen your outfit yet! Who are you?

Andre Harris: I'm Justin Bieber.

Jade West: Oh god.

Trina Vega: I LOVE THE BIEBS!

Jade West: Again, oh god.

Rex Powers: Tch. Kids these days...

Tori Vega – Trina Vega: Why aren't you dressed up?

Comments:

Trina Vega: I am.

Tori Vega: No, you're not. You're just wearing your normal clothes.

Trina Vega: Exactly. I'm going as me in the future. WHEN I'M FAMOUS.

Jade West: That's never going to happen, idiot.

Trina Vega: Don't be jealous of me! Gank.

Cat Valentine – Tori Vega: TORI! Why did you change your outfit?

Comments:

Tori Vega: Because no one knows that I was Hannah Montana.

Cat Valentine: So you changed into a ball gown?

Tori Vega: Yep.

Andre Harris: Well, why do you have a pink afro now?

Tori Vega: Can't you tell? I'm Effie Trinket!

Sinjin van Cleef: Oh. Who's that?

Beck Oliver: You mean that woman from Hunger Games?

Tori Vega: Yeah!

Sikowitz: MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!

Tori Vega: You know it, too?

Sikowitz: Of course. She was so pretty...

Tori Vega: O.O!

Jade West: O.O!

Andre Harris: O.O!

Sikowitz: ...what? What's wrong with being in love?

~TBS~

A/N: This chapter was hard to write! I rewrote it more than 3 times, but I guess this one was the best one. I know it's not my best work, but I hope you like it nontheless! Link to Topaz Awards = http:/ forum. fanfiction. net/ topic/ 108350/ 60644390/ 1/ (remove spaces) I would really appreciate it if you would vote for me! THANKS AGAIN! I love you guys (:

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