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Hikari: That's a bad thing!

Tifa: --

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Act 10: In Luca

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Tidus, Lulu, Wakka, and the rest of the Aurochs are in the Aurochs' Locker room, where Wakka was going over the play. Wakka offers to review everything about playing blitzball with you. (You can choose to practice if you're a first-timer, but you can skip over it if it's too much for you.) Tidus then yawns from boredom as Yuna and Kimahri comes into the room

Yuna: Ah! There you are! Walks over to him Someone said that saw Sir Auron in a café!

Tidus: Wha? Stands up

Yuna: Nods Maybe it really is him. Let's go look for him!

What? My Auron? Here, in Spira? Maybe Sin…nah.

Tidus: Gets up and nods, going for the door

Wakka: Hey hey! Where do you think you're going, man?

Tidus: Heeey. Don't worry. I'll be back in time for the game, I promise.

Wakka: Ok then…

Tidus: Hey, Wakka. Walks up to him You look tense. Loosen up your face and relax.

Wakka: Holds his face

Tidus: Just relax.

Wakka: Breathes in and out Alright… Just be back in time for the game, ya?

Tidus: Nods and leaves with Yuna and Kimahri

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And that's just when everything started to make sense…

Tidus is seen outside of the locker room, nodding while Yuna talks to him
Yuna: …And remember! I like my coffee only from Dunkin Donuts at 7 AM sharp! And, I only want the vanilla Manager's Special donut as well. You got that?

Tidus: Keeps nodding like a bobble head Uh huh, of course I do. Can we look for Auron now?

Yuna: Oh, right. Ahem. Well, meet ya outside! Kimahri?
Kimahri follows Yuna out as Tidus starts walking. He then sees two Al Bheds talking amongst themselves on the side

Al Bhed 1: Edc dra myto cissuhan! It's the lady summoner!

Al Bhed 2: Fa sicd nabund pylg du dra creb! We must report back to the ship!
Tidus: Walks up to themHey, Al Bhed Psyches right? This girl Rikku, she picked me up in her ship, and gave me food. And then Sin took me in, so I'm wondering if she's ok.

The Al Bheds ignore him

Tidus: And uh…I guess say hi and thanks to her for me if you see her, ok? Oh, and as for the game, may the best team win! Walks away

Al Bhed 1: Fryd yh eteudra aqbaldc ic du nabmo pylg du res eh Ahkmecr. What an idiot…he expects us to reply back to him in English.

Al Bhed 2: Laughs Pmuhtac draca tyoc… Blondes these days…

Al Bhed 1: Glares at him

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Tidus comes outside, where Yuna and Kimaheri awaits him. Yuna runs up to Tidus

Yuna: Let's go!

Tidus: Nods
(And so, Yuna is tagging along Tidus, who is desperately trying to outrun because she has her rod in her hand and is chasing Tidus around the city with it)

Tidus: GAH!

Yuna: Come back herrreeee! Try to yell at me for being late with your chicken wings and fries, eh? Well, I'll show you! YAARRGHHH!

All: Sweat drop
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(After running around the fountain for so long, the woman and the cameraman there was filming them that whole time, and now, they were panting for breath as they both glared at each other)

Yuna: Fag!

Tidus: Idiot!

Yuna: Moron!

Tidus: Slut!

Yuna: How so?

Tidus: Oh! Yeah. "Just look at me, I'm Yuna, High Summoner Braska's daughter who wears this special bra to push up my boobs so everyone can see it!" Psssh!

Yuna: Growls at him Well, "look at me, I'm Tidus, Jecht's super "cute" son who cried a lot as a little boy and LOVES exposing his body to women!" Ugh!

(Tidus and Yuna are then growling, having a stare-down against at each other as the people around them starts betting on who will win. Of course, they chose Yuna cause they heard about her ego.)

Kimahri: Shakes his head and separates the two

Tidus & Yuna: Hey!

Tidus: You mute oaf! Why'd you get in the way?

Kimahri: Glares at him

Yuna: Yeah! You idiot dyed lion! Move it so I can conquer him!

Kimahri: Growls at Yuna
(The two goes back to their argument)

Yuna: Freak!

Tidus: Whore!

Yuna: Stupid!

Tidus: Ho!

(Finally, Kimahri couldn't take it anymore and grabs the two, swinging them over his shoulder, and he stomps off to the café to look for Auron)

Tidus & Yuna: Looks at each other and shrugs
Tidus: Oh, and in case we get separated. Whistles

Yuna: Whoa! What was that?

Tidus Laughs It's what we do to cheer on the players in the blitzball sphere. Put your fingers in your mouth, lye 'his! Shows her

Yuna: Tries to do it as well Lye, 'his?
Tidus: Yeah, and then blow.
Yuna: Tries

Tidus: Hahah! Don't worry, you'll get it soon enough. But when you practice and finally get it, when you whistle, I'll come running. Use it in case we get separated.

Yuna: Yes, sir.
Tidus: But for now, I don't think we need to be worried about getting separated. xD

Yuna: Laughs

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Yuna, Tidus, and Kimahri makes it to the shopping area, where Tidus stares up at a monument right in front of him

Tidus: Whoa.

Yuna: What? You've never been in a city before?

Tidus: No, I just thought that all towns on Spira were tiny islands, like Besaid and Kilika.

Yuna: Towns…don't usually get bigger than this.

Tidus: Huh?

Yuna: When they do, lots of people start to gather, so they're an easy target…

Tidus: When Sin comes, right?

Yuna: Mhmm. Nods

Tidus: But still, I can't believe it! The buildings here are as big as the skyscrapers in Zanarkand!

Yuna: Oh. Looks up But don't you get dizzy looking at them all the time?

Tidus: Ahah hah hah. Naw, you'll get used to it sooner or later. So let's hurry up and look for Auron, ok?

Yuna: Nods

The three enters the café that is north of their present location

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When Tidus enters the café, there is no one looking like the original Auron sitting there. He sighs

Tidus: He's not here.

Yuna: Let's go ask around. Goes off to ask the people in the café about Auron's whereabouts

While Yuna is asking about Auron, Kimahri meets up with two of his old "friends"… Tidus stops by to watch Kimahri converse with the other two Ronso's

Biran The Ronso With No Yellow Hair, err…the one that looks like a dude on crack xDD: Kimahri! Long time no see! Why do you not speak to us, homie?

Kimahri: OO;;

Yenke Ronso with Yellow Hair: Yo, chill out, B-Man, thA Yizzlesz gots this covered. Looks at Kimahri Yo! Homaaaay! How's it hanging?

Kimahri: … Backs up a little

Biran: We taught you a lot, my nigga. Remember the time during horn molt?

Yenke: Forget good homies, Biran? Forget Yenke? We taught you how to pick up women! HUMAN ones too!

Biran: Hah, leave little Kimahri alone then. Kimahri is small Ronso.
Tidus: Take' em on.

Kimahri: Puts up his fists and takes a step back

Yenke: Hah, I'd like to see you try, little man.
Kimahri quickly delivers an uppercut punch to Biran, knocking him backwards

All: Hey!

Bartender: Take it outside, the game's about to start!

Tidus: The game! Then takes a look around Kimahri! Yuna's gone!

Kimahri looks at where Yuna was supposed to be, so Yenke takes the change to punch him across the face. Kimahri looks angered, he growls, but knows that his job as a Guardian is more important than this little quarrel. He and Tidus runs outside the café to see if Yuna is there

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Instead of Yuna being there, Lulu shows up

Lulu: There you are! The Al Bhed Psyches kidnapped Yuna. And in exchange for her safety, they want the Aurochs to lose the game.

Tidus: Hah! As if we need to!

Lulu: Our first priority now is to make sure Yuna comes back now. Since they're only blitzball players, I doubt they'll do anything drastic.

Tidus: What about the game?

Lulu: Wakka told us that getting Yuna back first is more important right now. He said he'll deal with the game for now.

Tidus: Got it.

Lulu: Then let's go to the docks.
The three of them run off to the docks to find Yuna

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As Tidus, Lulu, and Kimahri are running, they run into two Mech Scouters. It's time to engage into battle, bebe. xD

Tidus: Whoa! What are they?

Lulu: Ancient machina forged by the Al Bhed. They are most vulnerable to Lightning.
Lulu goes first and she casts Thunder on a Mech Scouter, shattering it to piece. The team then moves up to surround the remaining Mech Scouter. Tidus and Kimahri takes turn massacring the machine until it's Lulu's turn again. She uses Thunder again, but this time, on Tidus

Tidus: OWWZA! HEY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

Lulu: …I hit the wrong one? OO
Tidus: Points to his all-black and fried hair Uh…obviously. Do you not smell what's cooking in the kitchen, chef?

Lulu: Squints at Tidus and then takes out her red contacts, revealing all black eyes

Tidus: GAH!

Lulu: Takes another look at Tidus Oh, you're right. Your hair is all black. Hahah. How silly of me to make such a mistake! Slips the contacts back in
Tidus: Wait, do your eyes are really black?

Lulu: Mhmm hmm. And what of it? Oh, watch your back.

Tidus: Huh? WAAAH! Starts running around in circles as the Mech Scouter chases him
Kimahri: … Shakes head

Lulu: Oo Hang on! I know exactly what to do! Starts conjuring up a Thunder spell

Tidus: WAIT! LULU, NOOO! Looks around to grab an object, and grabs the Mech Scouter to "block" Lulu's attack O … Huh? I'm alive? Looks around to see that the machine has been sizzled to a crisp Ooh. Good work, Lulu. Throws it to the side as the victory poses starts coming in

Lulu puts her right hand into a gun position and then blows on it. She winks at the screen

Tidus: So, no exposing those big hooters of yours then for today? xD

Lulu: … Growls at Tidus and starts casting Fire on him

Tidus: AAAAHHH! WAAAAAIIIIIEEEE! IT'S BURNINGGG! Runs around crazy, but then stops to stare at the sphere on top, but is still burning Hey, the game's starting!

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The water in the sphere pool starts filling up as the fans starts cheering. Mika then shows up at the balcony to address the beginning of the game

Mika: Let's start the games! Throws his arms up in the air and Gwen Stefani's Hollaback Girl starts playing Oops! Puts his arms back down and smiles May the best team win today, but all, bringing glory and hope to Yevon's people today!
The fans start cheering even wilder than before, and the games officially start.

(But a drunken man comes in, looking like Auron, with that samee jar of sake in his hand, swaying back and forth up the stairs.)

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Lulu: Wakka can handle himself for now. We have to get to Yuna.
Tidus: Right.
And so, the three are off again to look for Yuna

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…And this time, they meet up with uh…I think 5 Mech Scouters? They quickly defeat them with the exception of Lulu still striking Tidus "by accident". Something else shows upon the sphere from the blitzball game

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Wakka get the ball and has the 3 Al Bhed Psyches swimming towards him, tackling him so he'll drop the ball. He hold his stomach and groans

Jimmy: Wakka's taking a real beating out there, Bobba.

Bobba: Yeah, but the referee doesn't call the foul!
Jimmy: He'll feel that one in the morning!
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Lulu: Shakes head He'll never make it, he's always like this!

Tidus: Places a blonde wig over his head, fixes it, and then looks at Lulu Hey, have a little faith, will ya?

Lulu: Excuse me?

Tidus: Uh…can't you just believe in him a little?
Lulu: Hmph. Look! The ship's leaving the dock!

And with that, the three Guardians runs up to the dock and jumps right onto the ship's deck to await their next challenge
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Tifa: Ooh, guess what! You get a filler episode next!

Hikari: Joy! No more thinking about what happened during one scene again! Jumps around for joy
Tifa: Tune in next time to Final Fantasy X, Unlimited Edition!

Hikari: Bai bai!