A/N: Well, I know I said I was gonna do Silent night, but that just wasn't working, so maybe I'll do that later, but for now, I'm gonna do this one, which I even made a game to!

Game: In each stanza, different characters are described, only the first identity is given, but there are at least 3 in each stanza. (i.e. person A said to person B, blah, blah, clues about person C) So write guesses in a review and I'll give the answers in my next song! I already gave you the identity of Filch, but you have to figure out the rest!


Rendition of: Do You Hear What I Hear?

Said the house elf to the filthy Filch,
Do you smell what I smell?
Way down in the cell, filthy Filch,
Do you smell what I smell?
A wretch, a wretch, greasy and unclean,
With a nose as big as a hog
With a nose as big as a hog!

Said the filthy Filch to the white-washed boy,
Do you plan what I plan?
Bringing down the imp, white-washed boy,
Do you plan what I plan?
A plot, a plot, to conquer Gryffindor
With a head as big as his wand
With a head as big as his wand

Said the white-washed boy to the minions 2,
Do you know what I know?
The Potter's friends 2, minions 2,
Do you know what I know?
A wimp, a wimp cowers in the cold
Let us bring red and frizz down
Let us bring red and frizz down

Said the minions to the Slytherins,
Listen to what we say!
Gather wands, black hearts, and trickery!
Listen to what we say!
The brats, the brats, sleeping in the night
Let us bring them justice and fight!
Let us bring them justice and fight!


Guess them all yet? I know it wasn't the best song, but at least I made a game out of it!