In case of emergency, should you find yourself out of breath (in case the "drama" is to much) there is EMT!Sam and EMT!Dean standing by and they are fully capable in the art of CPR.
Disclaimer:Use this story as the reason why Erik Kripke won't let me own them.
HOLY SHIT. YOU GUYS ACTUALLY AGREED ON SOMETHING.
1) I wasn't fandom specific in my villain request (but I thought it was obvious)
AND
2) SOMEHOW YOU GUYS AGREED ON A WORST VILLIAN.
On a side note, didn't get a lot of votes, but let's here it for The Siren! You go girl! She/ He deserves some sort of recognition for being such a freaky villain.
ON WITH THE SHOW!! HERE'S WHAT YOU VOTED.
The Joker
Making It Cool To Crash Parties
Batman or Superman?
Batman. That BAMF knows how to take a joke.
What's the best fandom?
Super-dooper-natural!!!!
The Trickster
Go Get Me A Candy Bar, Bitch
Who is it more fun to torment- Sam or Dean?
Sam. It's far too easy to make Dean cry. But Sam- just say the word hair and watch him go…
Do you care about the major Apocalypse problem?
Hell, no. I'm more concerned about a fandom fight.
Really?
Yes! I'm the one who's supposed to be creating chaos!
Most people think you have style. I think you're kind of mean spirited…
Now that was uncalled for.
Yip! Yip! Bark! …grr…
How cute. Would you like a doggy treat?
Bark. …grr…
Ow! Damnit, let go of my leg!
Yip?
Yes! Yes! I promise! Just let go!
Much better. What's your favorite type of candy?
Wonka bars. He owes me to, because of that neat trick with an elevator I did for him.
What's the best trick you've ever played?
Two words. Sparkling. Vampires.
Have you ever tried to trick Bobby Singer?
Fuck no! I don't have a death wish!
Did you do anything to mess with John Winchester?
I sent him Sam's acceptance letter to Stanford.
What have you done recently to screw with Sam and Dean?
I made Sam think he was getting drunk dialed by Dean.
Are you a player?
You gotta play to win the game. Yes.
What's the best pick up line?
Nice shoes… Wanna fuck?
Bella Talbot
Good Enough Of A Con to Fool Them
But not the fangirls!!!
Rumor has it you're dating a vampire. Care to comment?
Vampires suck.
If you could date a supernatural creature what would you date?
A tall man who drinks demon blood.
Wait, isn't that a vampire?
No, that's Sam Winchester! …okay, maybe yes…
Who taught you all your cons?
Please, people learn from my example.
Who's your favorite author?
Carver Edlund, that man can write…and the series seems oddly familiar…
Are you a thief or a scumbag?
I'm a classy and upstanding model for society.
Bella, be honest.
I'm the best mother fucking thief there ever was! Check your damn pockets!
…
Wait, I could have sworn I brought a copy of Season Four with me!
Does it look like this?
Bella!
Here you go. Out of the generosity of my heart.
How kind. What's your take on the apocalypse?
I'm excited to be free from Hell and have some demonic fun!
How were you taken to Hell?
I was carried to Hell in a dog sled, pulled by the Hell Hounds of course. That's how it always happens.
Why did you make a contract?
Because my Mummy and Daddy wouldn't get me a pony for Christmas.
So you killed them?!
To be fair, I only wanted their car to stop working when they were in front of the toy store.
Was it worth going to Hell?
YES! Hell was just a big party. It was sweeeeet.
Did you do anything with the Colt besides hand it over?
Bank robbery.
Who has prettier hair you or Sam?
Oh my…Sam….mhmm…
Have you ever tried to con Bobby?
Fuck no! Do I look like I have death wish?
What did you do to piss Rufus off?
Gave him cheap whiskey.
And-
I have to be going now. Ta!
Bye!
Where the fuck did my car keys go?
That bitch.
o-o-o-o-o
The Author looked at the list her hand. There was an impressive list of check marks next to the show's characters. She smiled proudly. Only a few more, and her job would be complete. A faint rusty creaking noise could be heard in the distance. The Author swallowed nervously, afraid to be caught off guard in the unfamiliar universe.
Breaking Fourth Wall had taken years of scientific study, and hard work. To loose it all now, would be a tragic waste of her short life.
The mere idea of a battle between the fans, the glue that held the fandom together, had put tremendous strain on the laws of physics. Her journey home was bound to be difficult to navigate past the new tears in the universe. Suddenly there was a pinging noise as the walls of reality crashed down. The echoing burst of shattered brick and stone made her jump a foot in the air.
"Holy shit!" she screamed as she looked at the broken Fourth Wall.
Before her stood an army. But as she looked she saw a division running down the middle. "Samazons and Divas?" She gasped, "What are you doing here?"
"WE ARE HERE TO DEFEND OUR HONOR!!!" several yelled.
The crowd cheered and yelled battle cries in agreement
"How did you even get here?" the Author grumbled.
"Sheer force of will and brute strength!" Several yelled in unison.
"Telekinesis!" Another added meekly.
"What have I done?" The Author sighed as she shook her head warily.
"Something amazing!" A few cheered.
"Well, come along," the Author waved a guiding a hand. "Let me show you around."
Chaos broke out, the bowels of Hell shrank back in fear, and the Angels flew to the farthest corners of Heaven to hide in fear.
But the story wasn't over yet.
To B---
"Wait! When's the battle?" A fan squeaked.
The Author stopped scribbling and looked up furious. "I'm working on it! Can I just finish this chapter already?"
"Fine," the fan pouted. "But I better see some action soon."
The Author pointed. "Dean's over there."
She skipped along.
To Be Continued
HELP: In your review, I need a name you like to go by. Like, Amber, Elise, or something. And a hair color/ vague height. Like: long haired blonde/ short. This is so the warriors of Sam and Dean have names instead of Warrior A glared menacingly at Warrior 23.
ALSO: The next chapter is devoted to the characters who are awesome but died. Comments?