(Author's note - *A large white dog comes to sit beside you. It has a masculine body and is wearing a pink bikini. It wants to read with you.)
Sora made his way past Snowdin town, and into a place where snow was falling densely. All he could see beyond it was two shillouettes of people he recognized.
"HUMAN-SORA!" The tall one stated, "IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU HAVE DONE MANY THINGS TO ASSIST MY BROTHER! IN MY THANKS, I SHALL ALLOW YOU TO PASS THROUGH THIS AREA WITHOUT A FIGHT!"
The snow lifted to reveal Sans and Papyrus standing across from him.
"UNDER A SINGLE CONDITION!" Papyrus continued, "YOU MUST COME HANG OUT WITH ME AND BE MY FRIEND!"
"Ok!" Sora agreed.
"EXCELLENT! I WILL WAIT OUTSIDE OF MY HOME FOR WHEN YOU WANT TO HANG OUT!"
Papyrus then... literally jumped 5 feet in the air above Sora, did a front flip and immediately transitioned into a run behind him once he hit the ground. Sora just stood there in awe with his jaw dropped.
"How did he..."
"you ready to go kiddo?" Sans was behind Sora now.
"To... Where, again?" Sora was still confused.
"me and pap's house, of course. where else?"
"R-right..." Sora said, "But, how did he...?"
"come on kid. you can do that later." Sans was already several feet ahead.
"Hey! Wait up!"
-Small Time Lapse-
Sans and Sora arrived outside of the wooden house from before. From the outside, you would never expect it to contain a secret lab, or a time machine. Or two living, breathing skeletons. Ironically, Sora thought, Sans and Papyrus might be the most surprising things in this house.
He'd clearly never seen much of it.
Papyrus was waiting outside of his house for Sora and Sans to show up.
"HELLO BROTHER! HELLO HUMAN-SORA-PORCUPINE!"
"heya bro." Said Sans
Sora said nothing but, "Hi..."
"what kiddo? you not gonna argue?"
"No. I submit."
"WOWIE! THIS HANG OUT SESSION IS GOING TO BE FUN! I CAN ALREADY TELL!"
Sora, Sans and Papyrus headed inside.
"WELCOME HUMAN, TO THE GREAT PAPYRUS' HUMBLE ABODE!"
"i wouldn't exactly call it humble."
"SHUT UP, SANS! WHAT DO YOU KNOW?"
"i dunno."
"SIGH... WHY DO I BOTHER TO LISTEN TO YOU HALF OF THE TIME? SANS, SHOW THE HUMAN AROUND. I'M GOING TO GET SOMETHING FROM THE KITCHEN. AND DON'T RESPOND WITH 'OK'!
"ok."
Papyrus walked into the kitchen and reached into the cabinet beneath the sink. It was an extremely tall sink...
"so, you see that rock?" Sora looked to his left and saw a rock sitting on a plate. It was covered in sprinkles. "that's papyrus' pet rock. he asks me to feed it when he goes to work everyday, but i usually forget." He winked.
Sora walked over to a table with a book about jokes on it. He opened it up.
...?
Inside was a book about quantum physics. He opened it.
What?
Inside was a book about inaccuracies in fan work.
He decided to stop.
"FOUND IT!" Came Papyrus' voice from the kitchen. He walked out and handed Sora a cardboard bone with a red ribbon on it. "HERE, HUMAN! HAVE A PRESENT BONE!"
"Thank you!"
Upon further observation, Sora found that it was a giant dog treat.
"NOW, FOLLOW ME TO MY ROOM TO CONTINUE THE HANG OUT SESSION!"
Sora and Papyrus headed to papyrus' room. On the shelf were several action figures. They appeared to be mostly comprised of super heroes and villains, but there were oddballs scattered about them too, like Harambe, Santa Claus, and Papyrus himself.
"HUMAN!" Papyrus started. "I MUST ASK YOU SOMETHING!"
"Yeah Papyrus?"
"I WOULD LIKE TO CHALLENGE YOU TO A SPAR!"
"Alright!" Sora agreed, "Let's go!"
(Author's Note - Did you really think I would pass up the opportunity to have Sora fight Papyrus? You know I can't resist writing about a great fight!)
He summoned the keyblade and got into his regular fighting position with a wide grin on his face. Of course, he wouldn't really hurt Papyrus. He would never do that.
Would he?
Papyrus summoned several bones around him, all of which were blue. Suddenly, they all stopped and flew at Sora. He tried dodging when one got near, but couldn't make it out of the way on time. He was knocked away a small distance and repeatedly hit by the oncoming bones. Papyrus repeated the attack. The bone raid cycled around him and one by one they flew in Sora's direction. This time he blocked them. Chills ran down his spine as the bones phased through his body.
"Ok, my turn!" Sora said, "Freeze!" He shot a ball of ice directly at Papyrus' torso, temporarily freezing him in place. His hand was on his hip with his other arm down. The ladder's hand was up, and his head had no ice on it and wore a worried face.
"NO MAGIC IN THE HOUSE PLEASE!" He said.
"Oh, right. Sorry!" Stated Sora, rubbing the back of his own head.
"IT IS QUITE ALRIGHT, HUMAN! YOU KNEW NO BETTER! NOW IF ONLY I HAD KNOWN YOU WERE SO SKILLED AT MAGIC! I COULD HAVE WARNED YOU ABOUT THE RULE, AND I WOULDN'T BE FROZEN SOLID RIGHT NOW!"
"You won't be for long! I better attack!"
"YES, YOU DEFINITLEY- OW!"
"Sorry!" Sora said.
"IT IS QUITE ALRIGHT, HUM- OW!"
"Sorry!"
"IT'S ALL OK- OUCH!"
The ice on Papyrus' body cracked and melted away.
...
"...Live far apart...
...Even if..."
Sans started to feel water dripping on his head. He looked upward to see water falling from the roof.
"hey paps! the roof's leakin'!" Sans paused, waiting for a response. "eh, he'll fix it." And then he went back to watching TV.
"...It'll suck, and then you'll die a lot..."
...
Papyrus summoned a bone and swung it towards Sora like a sword to clear ground. He backflipped out of the way on time.
The skeleton started the Bone Raid attack again, but this time the bones would interval between blue and white. Sora blocked, and the first bone phased through him like before, but the second bounced off and hit Papyrus. It happened again with the next pair. Sora couldn't even see Papyrus, but felt the impact of the white bones bouncing off of his weapon and hitting Papyrus.
"OW! OW! OW!"
"Sorry!" Sora said.
"IT'S- OW! ALL- OW! O- OW! K- OW!"
Sora and Papyrus rebounded for a moment before Papyrus started the next Bone Raid. This time, every bad bone in his arsenal was white Sora Held up his keyblade in an attempt to block, but couldn't in time. The bones hit him, one after the other. There were eight in total. After this, Sora held up his weapon slightly more lazily than usual.
"Bring... it... on..." He said.
"OF... COURSE... HUMAN... I... NEVER EVEN... BROUGHT IT OFF!"
"Are you... sure? You... seemed... kind of... tired..."
"THE... GREAT... PAPYRUS..."
Sora and Papyrus fell onto the floor in synchronization with one another.
(Author's Note - *The dog who was next to you walked backwards towards the nearest window.
"I SHALL RETURN." It said as it's eyes flared red. It jumped out of the window.)
...
Sans walked into Papyrus' room, despite the yellow tape on the door. He saw Sora and Papyrus snoring away on the floor.
"heh, and he calls me lazy." Sans said, shutting the door. "he has a friend over and all they do is nap."
...