Chapter Ten

Warnings: OC bashing to the second power, violence, language, OOCness, singing, craziness, insanity. All the good stuff that I am infamous for.

A/N: So I am finally back from my really long hiatus finally. Here is Chapter Ten, Hasharu's Revenge for you all. I finally came up with an idea with this after some great thought. I thought I'd punish Erkamina with making her sing. Enjoy.

Hasharu's Revenge (Greatest Hits)

I sat tied to the chair but with my hands free in front of Hasharu. I sighed "how long do I have to be here under your jurisdiction?"

Hasharu looked at me and said "the OC agreement states one chapter at least so you are stuck there now." She then looked at the pile of cards I have prepared and saw 'greatest hits' written in my handwriting, as illegible as it may be. "Looks like you all are stuck with Greatest Hits, a singing game that you all make up songs about a certain career or thing that people do. I need a bit of help from the audience for this. I need you all to tell me something you'd go to college for..." She then looked at the audience that seemed so silent with the coup "did I stutter or something? I want a career you'd study in college for because the Authoress just finished her college..."

I smiled with a smirk of accomplishment "yes, I did. Luckily since this story wasn't going on I was free to go to class and finish them. Let's just say being the authoress has its advantages." A few muttered words of agreement came afterward. "Now please give Hasharu ideas for a career you'd study for in college."

A few people said "doctor" a few more said "lawyer" at the same time, drowning each other out before Hasharu said "alright... We'll do the Songs of the Lawyer. Everyone is going to have to do this game, including the fifth member of the cast, Erkamina herself." A few hearty laughs came from Hasharu before she continued "alright, get to it." She said as she clapped twice in quick succession.

Mina growled as she got up from her newest seat next to Joey "it's Mina you moron..." she grumbled as she walked to the stage in front of the crowd. "I hate singing in front of people." Yugi clapped her on her shoulder before he sat next to Yami in the two seats as they prepared to be 'announcers' for the latest 'CD'. She stood next to Dartz and Joey and grumbled "why are we listening to Hasharu anyway."

Dartz spoke up "I think it's something about an OC contract or something. It's sort of vague to me." Before he went silent for the game he twirled his hair around his hand and grumbled "I hate this too."

Yugi nodded and said "we will return with 'The Legal Hour' in a moment. How would you like to own a CD set completely dedicated to the careers associated with law? Now you can with 'Songs of the Lawyer.'"

Yami smirked and said "this lovely set of CDs has every single well known song of the Laywer as well as several that aren't so well known. Like a wonderful little polka song called 'Guilty or Innocent.'" At this, strings of polka based music played through the stage and audience.

Mina sighed and started singing "we started the trial, now, and it's well underway."

Dartz picked up with "but now it's nearly time for the jury to have its day."

Joey shrugged and sang "Now there is only one thing we want them to say..."

All of them sang "we want them to decide... Guilty or Innocent." Then they all sang "we are just wanting know... Guilty... Or Innocent."

Yami looked at Mina with a eyebrow raised and smirked "alright then... I always wondered which was worse Mina's anger or Mina's odd nature and now I know... It's her voice."

"I can't help it... My voice cracks when I sing in front of people..." Mina said in a growling tone.

Yugi smirked and said "alright, next up is a great song that I think will truly leave an impression. It's a little salsa hit called 'Evidence'." Salsa tempo music came from the piano.

Hasharu laughed slightly "just don't sing too high this time Erkamina-chan."

Mina growled out loud "it's Mina. Just Mina..." After this she started singing in Salsa tempo "we found some evidence at the crime scene..."

Joey picked up after this with "it points right at the defendant so we can present it straight and clean."

Dartz sang in a salsa-esque Spanish accent "and there won't be any objections, if you know what we mean..."

"It's called evidence" Mina sang in a perfect tone "because it's at the scene." The music stopped suddenly and she sighed "I'm done with this stupid game now..."

"Actually you aren't Erkamina-chan." Hasharu said with a dark tone as she fiddled with her millennium item with her right hand "you aren't done until I say that you are done. I am control of this game and you are so stupid to fail to realize that this game is punishment for you because you were being such an ass. All of you could have just changed the order of the cards so that 'Hoedown' was in the next game but hell no. Now you all pay." She lifted a staff with a eye design on it and pointed it at Erkamina "now sing before I wipe your mind."

Yugi looked scared and said "well, you know that lawyers are the most made fun of career, right?"

Yami smirked and said "at least here on Dragonic Who's Line it is. So finally there's an end to this madness with a song that we especially like. It's a little country western song called 'where's my case?'"

Country music resounded through the hall and echoed off the walls and Mina crossed her arms as Joey began to sing "I don't seem to know where my case might be."

Dartz nodded and sang "can you tell? Can you seem to help me?"

Joey sang again in a twang "I can't seem to find it anywhere in my notes."

Mina finally sang with "and as we all know that without a case a lawyer is no good."

Dartz sang again with "I guess I didn't prepare like I should..." The music stopped and they all bowed, except for Mina, who just stared at Hasharu.

Mina said "that was the stupidest game ever. What kind of punishment was that?"

Hasharu smirked and said "obviously it worked because I know how much you hate singing in front of people. That's what you deserve for being such a stupid idiot and insulting me. You don't realize that I know all your weaknesses because of us once being friends."

"I only broke off with you because the Millennium Staff manipulated you to something dark. I just went with what the authoress told me to do... It's all her fault." Mina said darkly.

"I am only bound by the whims of the reviewers because they tell me what they want and I go with it. I never wanted it to go this far. I'm sorry..." I said softly, looking at Hasharu.

"That's all I ever wanted..." Hasharu said with a smirk, making a quick motion at the ropes and untying them "I'll see you later Authoress-sama."

"Indeed." I said as Mina stared at me "what? I thought you deserved some Karma too. It's about damn time you got your Justice." She growled darkly at me but said nothing "you are such a baka, Mina-chan." I said as the lights began to dim as a signal to a transition to the next game "alright... That ends this game. Next game is once again on your shoulders, my dear reviewers so please give me a review so I know what to do for 'Chapter Eleven: No Such Thing.'"