Sorry about this late update, but I got held up by an entrance exam I took for one of the colleges I applied in and I couldn't exactly write a proper chapter during that. So, instead, have this collection of drabbles I made. Hope you all enjoy!
The majority of Team RWBY, mostly Ruby, pouted as Alucard led them and Team JNPR to a camping site. The Rosette voiced out her displeasure and looked at her surroundings with a frown.
"Can someone tell me why we're camping? On Halloween?"
Alucard was happy to oblige. "Because one; trick-or-treating is overrated as FUCK and you all need to get out more! And two; camping is a better experiencing. Plus, survival skills!"
Alucard dropped his equipment and went for the path to the forest. "You kids set up the tents. I'm going to get us some firewood."
With that, he walked out. Ruby, still with a deadpan look, faced her friends and asked them a question. "Anyone else regret joining?"
"Yep."
"Nope."
Were the collective responses. The former was uttered by Yang, Nora, and surprisingly enough, Weiss. While the latter was said by Blake, Ren, Pyrrha and Jaune. When she heard the last four answer negatively, Ruby looked shock.
"What?! But why?"
Jaune shrugged, adjusting the rope to hold down his and Pyrrha's tent. "I dunno, Rubes Trick-or-treating IS kinda overrated. It's the same old, same old. We dress up, get free candy, get sugar rush, sugar crash and get sick. Camping sounds pretty refreshing, honestly."
Ruby huffed and decided not to say more, instead helping out Yang set up their tents. About an hour later, Alucard came back, hoarding a crap-ton of logs with a wagon...he somehow acquired.
Alucard broke apart some of the logs and tossed them into the campfire. He took out...a shard of Fire Dust and used it like a lighter, tossing it with the wood to start up the fire. Alucard grinned as the fire started to roar, the heat becoming brighter.
"Well, time to break out the marshmallows!"
Rummaging through his pack, Alucard took out the bags filled with fluffy goodness and tossed one each to everyone. Followed by, of course, sticks being stabbing the ground in front of them. The CrimsonFuckr paid no heed to the glares and focused more on roasting his marshmallows.
However, as soon as he placed it near the flame, his marshmallows caught on fire. hH blinked rapidly before blowing it out quite strongly...which led to the melted gooey remains splattering against Blake's face.
The Cat Faunus did not look amuse as she attempted to wipe off the marshmallow on her face. Key word being attempted.
As soon as she placed her hand on her face, it immediately got stuck. No matter how hard she tried to pry it off, it just wouldn't. Alucard quirked an eyebrow, a grin on his face.
"You like you're in desperate need of, a hand."
Alucard winked and clicked his fingers, making finger guns. This earned him a boo from Nora, a chuckle from Yang, and a sigh of disappointment from Pyrrha.
Anderson looks at the screen before slashing it horizontally.
The Judas Priest stood at a roof top. He narrowed his eyes, watching a certain fifteen year old girl cross the road. When he was told of her birthday, he grew suspicious of her true behavior and had sought to banish her to hell, believing she's an evil spirit.
He had only one goal for today...he must purify her. He will do what he must to achieve his goal.
Once she had crossed the sidewalk, Anderson sprung into action. He dropped down in front of Ruby and brought up his arms terrifyingly. Ruby shrieked in fear, only to be silence...with a fucking bucket filled with Holy Water.
Ruby looked really confused, the fear dissolving pretty quickly. She looked at herself, dripping wet with church liquid. Before she could utter a word, she met face-to-face with Anderson, who, for some reason, was glaring at her.
"...you live another day, unholy girl."
Anderson quickly disappeared in a flutter of holy scriptures, leaving a confuzzled and wet Ruby to stand alone, uttering one word.
"What?"
Later, Ruby was happily eating strawberry sundaes, unaware of Anderson looming right behind her. He brought up something rectangular and silently chuckled. As Ruby was about to swallow another spoonful of ice cream, Anderson slapped her with the rectangular object, which was the Bible, smacking her off the rock she was sitting.
When nothing happened, Anderson blinked.
"Well...shit." He looked at the groaning Ruby, shaking her head dizzily. "I've done goofed."
Alucard grins at the screen, right before turning himself into a flurry of bats, completely covering the entire room.
Team RWBY plus Alucard stood on top of a stage, with a pumpkin right in front of then. They were about to partake in a pumpkin carving contest. Team JNPR was situated on a table, supposedly acting as judges. Pyrrha took out a timer and turned it on, prompting the five to get to work.
Yang grinned and activated Ember Celica. She tossed her pumpkin into the air and started barraging it. Blake was carefully carving her pumpkin with Gambol Shroud, all of her focus on the orange vegetable.
Weiss was looking something up in her Scroll, apparently trying to find a good design. Once she found one, she went to work by putting it on her Glyph to apply it perfectly on her pumpkin. Ruby was doing it the old-fashioned way. With a chisel and a pick.
Alucard, however, was merely staring at his pumpkin...and caressing it like a lover, which drew disgusted looks from Team JNPR. Once the timer was down to ten seconds, Alucard brought out Casull and shot a single bullet at the pumpkin.
The timer started to ring, prompting everyone to raise their hands to stop. Jaune cleared his throat asked for Yang to show them her pumpkin. She smirked and showed it off...to reveal a crudely made tree.
Team JNPR deadpanned and brought up score cards. A four, a three, a five and a one. Yang's eyes flashed red as her hair lit up. Pyrrha and Jaune quirked an eyebrow, challenging Yang with their own red eyes. The blonde backed off but pouted.
Weiss went next, showing one of those intricate patterns you see on the internet. Team JNPR then gave their score; a seven, a six, a nine and an eight. Weiss bowed as a courtesy and stepped back.
Blake stepped up, displaying her pumpkin carving. It was the four symbol of each respective member of JNPR. With that, all four of them gave her an eight.
Ruby clapped giddily as she was up next. She proudly presented her pumpkin carving, which was a carving of Zwei's behind. Pyrrha and Jaune looked thoughtful, right before giving Ruby an 8.5. Ren and Nora looked at the carving with amazement and nodded with respect, both of them giving it a 9.5.
And now came Alucard. He had finished his pumpkin carving in only ten seconds, and to say the least, they were curious as to what he had created. The No Life King smirked and turned his pumpkin around, revealing a carving of his mugshot. Alucard's smirk turned into a grin, seeing the look of disbelief on everyone's face.
"One shot was all I needed."
And with that, they gave him a perfect score.
Jaune and Pyrrha happily skip in the distance, holding hands.
Team RWBY, JNPR and Alucard sat around a campfire, while Alucard strummed his guitar. It wasn't long until he remembered something. A smirk slowly crept up his face. He pulled out a piece of chalk and used it to draw a perfect circle around him.
Of course, everyone took notice and raised an eyebrow, with Pyrrha being the one to voice out their one collective thought.
"Father, what on Remnant are you doing?"
Alucard shrugged and answered. "Oh, you know? Making sure I don't get mauled by a Sea Bear Grimm."
"Sea Bear Grimm?" all eight of them collectively asked.
The CrimsonFuckr grinned and started strumming his guitar. "I'd love to tell you what's a Sea Bear Grimm, but I can't just deny this opportunity. So, instead of explaining to you what the fuck's a Sea Bear Grimm, I'm gonna sing the Campfire Song Song."
Alucard cleared his throat and started singing.
"Let's gather around the campfire and sing a campfire song. Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song. And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong~ But it'll help if you just sing along!"
Everyone couldn't help but smile and added to the beat. "Bum. Bum. Bum..."
Alucard started strumming and singing at an increased pace. " C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song. C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song. And if you don't think that we can sing it faster than you're wrong. But it'll help if you just sing along~ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song, everyone!"
"SONG! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G!" singed along everyone, excluding a certain someone.
Alucard took notice of this and went up to the guy and pointed, still strumming. "Ren...good!" He stopped his fast pace and went rock-n-roll style. "It'll help! It'll help~ If you just sing along!" The No Life King started smashing his guitar on the ground, right before lighting it up with a piece of Fire Dust. Once he's done he punched his fist into the air and cheered. "Oh yeah!"
The eight of them cheered, Alucard giving a mock bow at their applause. But that was soon cut off by a rather loud roar. Alucard blinked.
"Oh. Those DO exist." He faced the two teams and gave them sage advice. "I'd draw up a circle around myself, if I were you."
Seeing Alucard look dead serious, all of them took his advice and quickly drew a circle around them. Out of the forest came out a rather large...sea bear, but Grimmified. It was basically the head of a bear with the body of a giant fish, with the appearance of a Grimm. The two teams gaped in shock, seeing that a Sea Bear Grimm was actually a thing.
The somehow-still alive sea creature looked around, trying to find its prey. Alucard chuckled and drew out the Jackal from his person. He cocked it and took aim.
"Tonight, we're having sea bear soup."
And he pulled the trigger, shooting the thing straight in the forehead, instantly killing it. The Sea Bear Grimm fell down, its tongue lying out. Alucard stood up from his seat and went to cook the Grimm, much to the RWBY's and NR's disgust. Pyrrha and Jaune, however, actually looked intrigued.
"Wonder what that would taste like?"
Roman dropped down, looking at his left then right, and proceeded to run off-screen.
The reformed criminal paced back and forth, his brows scrunched up, as if thinking something. Neo quirked an eyebrow and pulled out her sign.
"What's the matter, Roman?"
Torchwick spun around and faced his adorable ice cream partner and...got into her face.
"Oh I'll tell you what's the matter!" The orange-haired male pointed at the large vault door with his cane. "I just found out we have a Candy Vault and that NO ONE, besides Sir Integra, the Nikos family and Walter, are allowed to go in! Not even Seras or Pip are allowed in!"
Neo frowned and turned her sign around. "That DOES sound problematic." She threw it away and pulled out another. "What are you gonna do about it?"
Roman grinned and rubbed his hands deviously. "Oh I'll tell you! We're gonna break in and steal every candy we can get!"
The petite lady's frown turned upside down, and so did her sign. "I'm in!"
Later, Roman and Neo were dressed up in their old criminal attires, a grin plastered on their faces. They saw a vent and entered through it. They eventually stumbled upon the vent that leads into the inside of the Candy Vault, revealing a dozens upon dozens of bowls filled with candies.
Roman nodded at Neo, who nodded back. She wrapped around a bungee rope around him, securely. The dapper man took off the vent screen and dropped down right in between four bowls. He rubbed his hands deviously, chuckling, and prepared to grab a bowl.
However...
"Ahem."
Torchwick looked up, seeing Integra standing right in front of him, one of her eyebrows raised. Roman chuckled sheepishly and tugged at the rope, signaling Neo to pull him back up.
Integra watched as Roman was pulled up. As soon as he was out of sight, she took a piece of butterscotch candy and popped it into her mouth.
"Looks like I'll have to actually establish a security system in this place."
Integra huffed and flicked her cigarette into the screen, burning it and moving onto the next scene.
Team RWBY were chatting amicably, not having a care for their surrounding. A man in a creepy, green mask slowly crept up behind them, his shoulders shaking. He remained unnoticed and screamed loudly, "OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!" scaring Team RWBY out of their seats.
The man laughed at their reactions and pulled off his mask, revealing Alucard.
"Y-you should see the look on your faces! Hah-ha ha ha ha ha ha! You four were SO frightened!"
Alucard fell onto the floor, clutching his stomach as he kept on laughing. Team RWBY sweat dropped and just walked away.
A bit later on, Team JNPR were happily snacking on some desserts by the near-by forest. Yet again, Alucard was in a mask. This time, in a Godzilla mask. The vampire smirked underneath the cover and silently chuckled.
He rubbed his hands deviously and roared out loudly. Team JNPR jumped out of their seats, losing every color in their faces as they screamed in surprise. They drew out their weapons and prepared to fire, until they saw Alucard rolling on the floor, laughing.
Pyrrha's eye twitched in complete annoyance. She spun around, huffed and stomped off, her friends following.
Hours later, RWBY and JNPR were discussing something at the library. Alucard, now masked with a Freddy Kreuger mask, complete with the man's iconic outfit and clawed glove. As he was about to jump on the two teams prepared to scream, until he got wrapped around by metal hoops, tightly constricting around Alucard.
"Oh shit."
The two teams hovered over the constricted Alucard, a grin on their faces. Pyrrha grabbed the Freddy mask and pulled it off...revealing Anderson.
"Wait, what?!" were the collective reactions of everyone.
Jaune rapidly blinked and shook his head. "No no. That doesn't make any lick of sense!"
He took hold of his "uncle's" cheek and pulled it up, revealing yet another mask. Under said mask was, "Old Man Jenkins?!"
The old man had a huge frown on his face as he sighed...for a full minute. Blake quirked an eyebrow, noticing how an area Jenkins's neck seemed ruffle. He grabbed his hair and pulled it back, revealing it was another mask...again!
Ren threw his hands up, clearly aggravated and angry.
"Of course! Of FUCKING course he'd have a Dinkelberg mask! Pyrrha, no offense, but your father has some serious issues."
The redhead shrugged, looking indifferent. "Well, that's what someone gets for living a couple of centuries ago...or was it millennium?"
This time, Yang pulled off the mask, to be reveal someone unexpected yet should've been expected at the same time.
"You thought it was Alucard, but it was me, Dio!"
Yang couldn't help but chuckle. "How'd a JoJo reference end up here?"
Weiss pushed the blonde away and pulled the mask off...revealing a crown. An insect one.
"Oooh. Keep this mask on. It's PERFECT as it is!"
Ruby titled her head, her eyes a bit closed. "Wait...Perfect Cell? What reference is this fr-oh! TFS reference, duh!"
She pulled the mask off...revealing a certain justice detective.
"Why hello, young lady! I am Detective Bobby Fullbright! The heroic detective who defends our good citizens from evil! The champion of justice who comes running whenever you're in need! Oh, and my catchphrase is, 'in justice we trust!"
Ren slumped down, getting flashbacks from playing Dual Destinies. "Yeah no. I ain't going through this shit again." He pulled the mask off, finally revealing a grinning Alucard.
"Heh-he he he he he he he he. That was fun."
However, Nora wasn't convinced. "I'm not listening to him. It's obvious he's an impostor!" She took hold of his face and ripped it off. In her hand...was a bloodied face. "See?! It's my arch-nemesis, Senor Papyrus!"
Alucard did not look amused. His skull dripping with fresh blood. "...well, that just fucking happened."
The other seven had their jaws dropped, not believing that, one; Alucard can still talk. Two; they're looking at a skull. What the f-