Donkey Kong
I'm listening to the Ken Stage song from Smash, it's amazing. Oh mah gawd.
Hope I can make a Harambe joke. Our saint of the internet. Died for our sins.
I'll just change the 'no parents' joke for Lucas to 'no parent'.
STORY IS NOW
*starts call*
Batman: Is that...an ape?
Alfred: I'm afraid so, Master Bruce. Hopefully by the end of this, some environmentalist will bring this gorilla back to the wild. Be warned, that Donkey Kong is highly intelligent animal, with strength rivaling of Killer Croc.
Batman: Why is the 'donkey' within his name? It isn't like he has any relation to them.
Alfred: Good thing, because if he can ram you...I shudder at the thought.
Batman: Just tell me what to do, I am not having a conversation about the names of gorillas today.
Alfred: Well, Donkey Kong can pound the floor with his open palms, creating shockwaves through it, I recommend you get at bay from him and use the Batarangs or go aerial.
Batman: Thank you, Alfred. What's next? A gorilla with the brain of an alien?
Alfred: Please don't jinx our lives, Master Bruce. Once you say words like that, Murphy's law shall take effect.
Batman: Sure Alfred, like that could actually happen.
*ends call*
...and it did. Likely post-Arkham Knight if you're not familiar with The Flash's rogues. Hope you guys watch the show, I haven't yet since it's hard to keep a schedule in the Philippines when it involves TV. Got this thing called education, which will mess up your schedule, especially if I could actually remember anything.
Maybe I'll take literature course in college, dunno.
STAY TUNED!