From Fiction To reality

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Chapter 10: Homecoming

I shrunk into the leather of the seat as I saw my house come into view. I dramatically swallowed as I stepped out of Sideswipe's alt mode.

"Hey Sides in case I die, tell John that I was the one that broke his Play station 3." I said as I stared out the house.

"Sure thing." I heard behind me and saw his holoform there. He was smiling and I glared and the two of us walked up to my house.

Sides pressed the doorbell button and my Mom answered, reach resulted into me being pulled into a hug.

"Gah, mom can't breathe." I gasped out.

"My little girl, if I knew that people were trying to kidnap you. I wouldn't have yelled at you." Mom said thrashing me from side to side while still hugging me. I heard Sides snicker at me and I tried to glare at him, but Mom let me go and I gasped for air as I was let go.

"And you must be my daughter's body guard." Mom said hugging the crap out of sides which I smirked at and then froze.

"Wait what?" I asked looking between the two. Mom turned towards me and Sides flattened his hair out.

"They didn't tell you, since those people are still trying to kidnap you they assigned this young man as your guardian. James, May, and John have ones too." Mom said as she pulled Sides by the arm down the hallway, "And this is where you will be staying young man." Mom pushed Sides into the guest bedroom and he looked around and smiled slightly., well nervously actually.

"I'm sure he appreciates it Mom, it's just new to him you know with being in the military." I said.

"Oh I know I'll leave now to start dinner." Mom left and I smirked at Sides.

"Did I mention my mom is uh very enthusiastic with new company." I said.

"No, I believe you didn't." Sides said with a playful glare and then he laughed slightly.

"So who is everyone else's guardians?" I asked sitting on the bed.

"Unwillingly Sunny is May's guardian." Sides said before I started to laugh he did too, "Wheeljack is John's, and Jolt is James."

"Wheeljack is like your guys inventor right?" I asked slowly.

"Yes." Sides said taking a seat on the bed too.

"Well John is like our inventor in our little group, so I guess those two will be working together on something." I said with a shrug and went to my room.

I smiled and plugged my iPod into my computer so that it could charge and my phone into its charger and I realized there were clothes on my bed to fold. I groaned and started to work on those until my Mom came in and told me it was dinner time.

I took a bite out of my steak while Dad watched Sides as he carefully tried to pry my little's brother's fingers of his arm. I smirked and then my Dad coughed and asked, "So what's your name?"

"Everyone calls me Sides." Sides said and my Dad nodded while eating.

"Aren't you hungry?" Mom asked.

"No ma'am on the way here I got something to eat, but Alex didn't want anything."

"Alright?" Mom said while looking at me and then continued to eat. Sean stopped playing with Sides and finally started to eat and I smiled at my little brother.

After dinner I cleaned the dishes and went into my room only to freeze when I saw Sides sitting on my bed.

"Dude, personal space." I said while I ran a brush through my hair.

"I'm bored, though we can do something." He said with a shrug.

"We can play video games." I said and turned on my Wii.

I stood up and left my room and saw my Mom talking with my Dad.

"Hey Mom." I said as I walked into the kitchen and she turned towards me.

"Yes." She said.

"If it's okay with Sides can we go to Walgreens and get some ice cream?" I asked.

"Sure just make it quick." She said with a smile and turned toward my Dad as he continued a story about work today.

I went outside and looked at Sides alt mode.

"Yes." His voice came from his speakers.

"Hey can we go to Walgreens for some ice cream?" I asked.

"Sure, just tell me where to go." Sides said as he opened the driver's seat. I got in and told him the way to the store and his holoform and I walked in and I made a bee line for the ice cream and grabbed mint chip, chocolate, and cookie dough for my family.

As I placed the ice cream in the little arm basket I looked around for Sides. I looked everywhere for him and the worst place to find him was down the pregnancy test with other things there.

"Sides what are you doing?" I hissed at him. He looked at me and held up a box and quietly asked, "What are these."

I froze, for the one thing for an alien robot to ask about it had to be condoms. I felt heat rush up to my face as I stuttered.

"Uh, those are, uh. I cannot believe I'm doing this. Those are uh condoms." I replied. I felt someone looking at me and I turned to see an old woman and two little kids by her. 'Oh great a grandmother and her grandkids and I'm standing next to a guy who is holding a box of freaking condoms. Karma what did I do in a past life to piss you off?' I groaned at myself and as the grandmother hurried her grandchildren and herself down the aisle it sounded like she said, "Teenagers these days, they don't wait for marriage."

I slapped Sides' hand and placed the box where it belonged and I dragged him to the check out place.

I placed the food on the counter and as the lady rang the items up I noticed the grandmother was right behind us and I groaned. I paid the lady as quickly as I could and I took the items and dragged Sides out the store, but first without noticing the grandmother glaring at me. 'Why you glaring at me, it was Sides fault.' I thought angrily to myself.

"So what are they?" Sides asked while we were almost home.

"What?" I asked looking at the radio.

"That box of condoms what are they and what are they for?" Sides asked. I froze and looked at the radio. How in the world did he just ask that without stuttering or being embarrassed.

"Look I can't tell you, but next time you see Will, Sam, or Epps ask them okay." I said as I smiled at the radio. 'Told those guys I would get them back for reading my texts.' I thought evilly to myself.

"Okay." Sides said. I walked into the house with his holoform behind me and I saw my parents sitting on the couch wondering what they were doing.

"Hey I got chocolate and cookie dough for you guys." I said placing the food on the counter as I looked at them.

"Can I have a bowl?" Mom asked.

"Chocolate for Mom, and cookie dough for Dad." I said as I got the ice cream scooper out. I made the food along with my huge bowl of mint chip and I handed my parents their ice cream while I sat down on the carpet in front of the coffee table and I started to eat my ice cream when Sides left.

"What's up?" I asked.

"I have to give a report to the boss." Sides said as he hurried out the house and I saw as he made his holoform vanish.

I rolled my eyes as he could have done that in the car and not where people could possibly see him even though it was night time.

"You need a man like that Alex." Mom said and I started to choke on my ice cream and I finally swallowed it.

"MOM!" I shouted.

"SUSAN!" my dad shouted at her.

"What I think he is respectful and kind, she needs one of those men to marry." Mom said.

"Mom, I'm fourteen it's a little early for marriage." I said with wide eyes.

"For once I agree with my daughter." Dad said. Mom just shrugged and continued to watch the movie and the ice cream.

'Karma you have made your point.' I thought to myself as I shoved more ice cream into my mouth.

While I was trying to think of something to write one of those Trojan commercials came on and I started laughing just thinking of what the Bots would do if they ever found one of those condom boxes, and this was born. Sorry if it isn't funny and please review.

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