Shunja and Nikkita watch as Itachi and Anya walk through the halls. Something was up. They acted...different somehow. They were more comfortable with each other.
Being as stealthy as they could, they followed the pair through the halls. Itachi entwined his fingers with Anya's, Anya laughing at something he said. After a few minutes, they stop and talk. Anya says something and Itachi pushes her against the lockers, his hands on either side of her head.
Anya was glaring at him, and her lips moved slowly, probably threatening him. He smirked then leaned down and kissed her. But this wasn't one of the forced kisses they usually pulled out. This one had feeling in it, and Nikkita and Shunja were getting hot just watching them.
The bell rang and Itachi pulled away from Anya, the lesser looking a little dazed. They walked to the gym, Itachi smirking and Anya glaring again.
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In gym Nikkita and Shunja met up with Sasori and Deidara. "There is definately something going on between them. We just watched Itachi kiss Anya into oblivion. He's never done that before, and the thing is Anya let him!" Nikkita says. Sasori looks up and says, "They're up to something now. I just saw them walk behind the bleachers."
The four sneak up to the bleachers and look behind them. Itachi was whispering something to Anya, who was again pinned to the wall. He kissed her again and Deidara says, "Caught in the act yeah."
The pair didn't even break apart for a few minutes, and when they did they were panting. "Can't you tell we're busy?" Anya asks. Shunja drops her jaw. "Since when do you two actually like each other?" she asks.
Itachi starts kissing Anya's jawline. "Well, we were already screwed over, so we decided why not humor you?" Anya pants as Itachi starts leaving bite marks on her neck. "And when did you decide this?" Sasori asks.
Anya was about to answer when Itachi bit down on the soft skin between her neck and shoulder. Anya gasps and arches into him, grabbing his gym shirt so tight her knuckles were white. When he leaned away from her she glared at him ferociously.
"I so hate how I love when you do that." she pants, her chest heaving. Itachi looked over his shoulder to his four stunned friends and asks, "Do you mind? You kinda interupted." before kissing Anya into oblivion again. She wrapped her arms around his neck and in turn he wrapped his arms around her waist.
"Well I'm outta here yeah. I don't even want to know anything." Deidara says walking away. With one last glance at the couple, the other three follow.
The gym teacher, Kakashi, looks up from his hentai book and asks, "What were you four doing behind the bleachers?"
"We weren't doing anything. But if reading those books is your greatest hobby, then don't go back there. If you do, Icha Icha will become very boring." Nikkita says. Kakashi eyes them a moment then glances at the bleachers before he returns to his book.
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A few days later at Itachi's house, everyone excluding Anya was sitting out by the pool. The guys were in their swim trunks, and the girls were in their bikinis. Deidara grabs a coke from a nearby cooler, then asks, "Where's Anya yeah?" From somewhere in the house a scream echoed.
They all jumped up to see Kiba crying and covered in bubbles followed by a whining Akamaru. "Was he wearing any clothes?" Nikkita asks. "I saw boxers." Shunja answers. They look up as footsteps start coming their way. Anya runs out the back door, drenched to the bone.
"Anya what happened?" Itachi asks. Anya wrings out her hair then answers, "I was feeling evil."
"What did you do to him yeah?" Deidara asks. Anya grins and replies, "Let's just say he won't have to worry about fleas or ticks for three months."
Shunja drops her jaw then asked, "You gave him a bath?" Anya nods. "Wasn't easy either. Man that kid can fight." Itachi sighs and sits back down in his chair, the others following suit. A minute later, they hear a crash. Instead of jumping, they just look up. Chouji was chasing a block of chocolate tied to a fishing pole, the fishing pole itself hidden in a Genjutsu.
They hear Naruto scream and look up. A loud crack sounded and Shikamaru flew up into a tree, upside down by his ankle (think Naruto in the bell test). "You know how Naruto has Kyuubi as a kekkei genkai? Well I found out he hasn't met the furball yet so I had Shikamaru use his kage mana to make it look like Kyuubi was a bad fox. And then used a classic on Shikamaru himself."
Sasori and Deidara look at Anya like she was crazy, but Anya just grinned like a maniac. Shino ran across the back yard followed by a hoard of insects. "Female pheromones." Anya explained. She stripped down to her bra and panties, throwing her wet clothes aside then laid down and streched out in the sun.
A tree was split in half to reveal Tsunade in the same situation as Chouji, but instead of chasing chocolate, she was chasing a large bottle of the finest sake. Jiraiya followed behind her, chasing a very explicit magazine. Shizune was chasing them.
Itachi was silent for a moment, then asked, "What did you do to Sasuke?" Anya rolls over and grins at him. "Wait for it..." A few seconds later Sasuke screamed like a little girl and ran out of the house as fast as he could. Anya grins evilly and continues, "I introduced him to Orochimaru."
Just at that moment the biology teacher rushed out of the house after Sasuke. Itachi roared with laughter along with Anya. Sasori watches like he was waiting for something. "How'd you get Kabuto away from Orochimaru?" he asks.
Anya looked disgusted. "Do you know what happens when you introduce two sex deprived freaks to each other? I thought it'd be funny to introduce Kabuto to Anko; no the hell it wasn't. They freakin' attacked each other. You know that motel down by the mall? Yeah, don't use room 603."
The others lost all the blood in their face and made mental notes to stay away from the motel entirely. "Wait, what did you do to the nice girl, Hinata?" Shunja asks.
"Don't worry about her. She's upstairs in a Genjutsu that shows her everything she and Naruto can do together. You know she's totally crushing on him. Oh, and Deidara, you have a very nice pottery collection. It'd be a shame if something happened to it." Anya says.
Deidara jumped up and started cussing as he ran off towards his house, still in his trunks and barefoot. Sasori watches after him and asks, "You didn't really do anything to his pottery did you?"
Anya rolls her eyes. "He's practically my big brother, I wouldn't do that to him. But it's gonna be fun to watch him storm back in here, point at me, then faint in exhaustion. He lives way on the other side of town." Sasori nods. Tenten stalks past them, cussing about something.
She walked to a tree and used a marker to draw a target on it. She backed up then pulled a kunai out and threw it. It looked like a bullseye, then the knife made a ninety-degree turn a centimeter from the target. She cussed loudly then stalked off.
"Jynx jutsu. Use it all the time for pranks." Anya said, looking extremely proud of herself. She looks up as some stranger jumps into the pool. The girl stayed under a few minutes then came back up, scrubbing purple hair like there was something on her head. She had blue eyes.
"Who is that and how the hell did she get in my house?" Itachi asks. Anya laughs, then says, "It's Sakura, with a temporary DNA altercation potion going." Ino ran up covering the lower half of her face. She trips and instinctively her hands go out to break her fall, revealing an actual pig nose.
She gets up and runs off just as the teens hear Lee shout, "Sakura! I can't find you Sakura! I have to talk to you!" He runs through and the six friends flinch. His usual green spandex was now a bright pink color, the same color Sakura's hair used to be.
Something crosses Itachi's mind and he asks, "Anya, did you start your period?"
Anya looks up at him and replies, "This morning why?"
That answered a lot of questions to her four friends of stuff that went on during the day.
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Well there ya have it. I kinda had the Kiba/bath thing in my head for a while, so I put it in and added on to it. Beware women on their periods! Mwahahahaha!