I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT!!!
I DO OWN THE COFFE HOUSE
A/N: Sorry the chapters got screwed up I honestly have no clue why :( so here's your fake chapter 11
Esme's song, Carlisle's song, and another Mike encounter!!!!! And Jacob has his song 2!!!!! This is going 2 be the last chapter! Sorry if it seems rushed!
Ps: originally Jacob's song was going to be beautiful girls, but I thought of something sweeter
Today I really wasn't eager to go to work because (a) Jacob could go werewolf on Mike or (b) my family could go vampire on his butt.
"Now, dad? Whatever you do you cannot hurt Mike when it's still daylight! You to Jake!" I was very serious.
"I'll behave, Ness." Jacob assured me. I knew my dad would be able to control his fury at Mike.
We all walked to the coffee shop, "Esme? What's your song?" Esme walked over to me and whispered her song in my ear.
"Let me go in first!" I warned. I walked in to see a very cheesy Mike leaned up against the stage. I walked be without so much as a passing glance; this bothered him, he boldly came next to me and put his hand on my waist! "Hey," Mike tried to sound cool; but failed miserably. "Get away from me you pervert!" and with that I kicked him forcefully in the shin.
I nodded, telling my family they could enter "Ok Jacob you can accidentally knock into Mike! He put his had on my waist."
"Pervert!" Jake mumbled a little too loud.
I have to sing Jake what song do you want?" He motioned me to lean in, so now I had Jake's song and Esme's song.
"Ok, here are the songs in order; first Esme, second Jacob, and lastly Carlisle. But first I'm gonna go torture Mike!" and with that I went over to where Mike was rubbing his shin. Ok I have to pretend to flirt with Mike.
"Mike?" I asked innocently. "I'm really sorry about kicking you, I had to do it so Jake wouldn't get mad." I looked at Mike and hoped that I was looking sincere. Then, Mike turned to me and smugly replied, "It's ok, you have a pretty forceful kick." Of course I do, I have vampire blood in me.
"Self defense." I lied. "But, I was wondering, can I sing a song and dedicate it to you?" I was trying to keep that fake smile on. His face lit up, "What were you planning to sing?" I Don't Really Like You.
"Well," I said taking a step forward, God help me, "What I like About You!"
"Oh?"
"Yeah, but when I dedicate the song I'll just say 'you know who you are'!" I was circling Mike while I said this. "Ya know? So my bf won't get mad, or jealous. "
"Ok, when will you sing it?" Mike wondered.
"Well, I'll sing it last." I said trying to flirt. "I mean save the best for last? Right?"
"Of course!"
I walked on stage and requested Esme's song.
Head under water
And they tell me to breathe easy for a while
The breathing gets harder, even I know that
You made room for me, but it's too soon to see
If I'm happy in your hands
I'm unusually hard to hold on to
Blank stares at blank pages
No easy way to say this
You mean well, but you make this hard on me
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'Cause you asked for it
'Cause you need one, you see
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'Cause you tell me it's make or breaking this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If all you have is leaving
I'mma need a better reason to write you a love song today
Today
I learned the hard way
That they all say things you want to hear
My heavy heart sinks deep down under you
And your twisted words, your help just hurts
You are not what I thought you were
Hello to high and dry
Convinced me to please you
Made me think that I need this too
I'm trying to let you hear me as I am
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'Cause you asked for it
'Cause you need one, you see
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'Cause you tell me it's make or breaking this
If you're on your way,
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If all you have is leaving
I'mma need a better reason to write you a love song today
Promise me you'll leave the light on
To help me see with daylight, my guide, gone
'Cause I believe there's a way you can love me because I say
I won't write you a love song
'Cause you asked for it
'Cause you need one, you see
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'Cause you tell me it's make or breaking this
Is that why you wanted a love song
'Cause you asked for it?
'Cause you need one, you see
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'Cause you tell me it's make or breaking this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If your heart is nowhere in it
I don't want it for a minute
Babe, I'll walk the seven seas when I believe that there's a reason to
Write you a love song today
Like it Esme?
Loved it!
Jake's song is next, ask Carlisle what he wants me to sing, please.
Ok.
Yet again I told the music guy the song, and the music began,
Best
thing about tonight's that we're not fighting
Could it be that we
have been this way before?
I know you don't think that I am
trying
I know you're wearing thin down to the core
But hold
your breath
Because tonight will be the night
That I will fall
for you over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't
live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like
you is impossible to find
You're impossible to find
This is
not what I intended
I always swore to you I'd never fall apart
You
always thought that I was stronger
I may have failed, but I have
loved you from the start
Ohh, but hold your breath
Because
tonight will be the night
That I will fall for you over
again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see
another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you is
impossible to find
It's impossible
So breathe in so
deep
Breathe me in, I'm yours to keep
And hold on to your words
'cause talk is cheap
And remember me tonight when you're
asleep
Because tonight will be the night
That I will fall
for you over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't
live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like
you is impossible to find
Tonight will be the night
That I
will fall for you over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or
I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a
girl like you is impossible to find
You're impossible to find
I felt like I could cry; that was really sweet of Jacob, I'll have to thank him later.
Carlisle? What's your song?
Doctor, doctor.
Um, ok.
I
saw you there, just standing there
And I thought I was only
dreaming yeah
I kissed you then, then once again
You said you
would come and dance with me
Dance with me across the sea
And
we could feel the motion of a 1000 dreams
Oh, Doctor,
doctor,
Can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh, Doctor,
doctor,
Is this love I'm feeling?
Ships at night give such
delight
We all leave before the morning light
Please don't go
no please don't go
Cause I don't want to stay here on my own
Oh,
Doctor, doctor,
Can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh, Doctor,
doctor,
Is this love I'm feeling?
Oh, Doctor, doctor,
Can't
you see I'm burning, burning
Oh, Doctor, doctor,
Is this love
I'm feeling?
Fever breathe your love on me (breathe your
love)
Take away my name (take away)
Fever lay your hands on me
(breathe your love)
Never be the same
Oh, Doctor,
doctor,
Can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh, Doctor,
doctor,
Is this love I'm feeling?
Oh, Doctor, doctor,
Can't
you see I'm burning, burning
Oh, Doctor, doctor,
Is this love
I'm feeling?
Come with me and make believe
We can travel to
eternity
Did I do the song justice?
Yes you did!
Perfect, now I have to dedicate the song I'm singing about Mike; and hoping desperately I can keep a straight face.
""Ok, this next song is dedicated to my boss' nephew, Mike!"
I had already told the music person the song, and tried not to laugh' and to my surprise didn't!
I
know what you're trying to do
Make me fall for you
Oh I, I'd
like you to leave, leave me alone
Everywhere I go You'll
always be there
Tried to give you hints to leave
But it's like
it came out the other ear
I don't care what you do
I don't
care about you
I don't care, get a clue
'Cause I don't really
like you
I don't really like you
You and your friends are
dense
You don't make any sense
It's all at your expense
'Cause
I don't really like you
I don't really like you
Why have
you done this to me
You know I'm busy
Oh I, I've been nice so
far
but I can't take it anymore
Time passes by
And you
wonder why
I'm not gonna lie
You mean nothing to me
I
don't care what you do
I don't care about you
I don't care, get
a clue
'Cause I don't really like you
I don't really like
you
You and your friends are dense
You don't make any
sense
It's all at your expense
'Cause I don't really like you
I
don't really like you
You heard what I said
I said I don't
really like you
Time passes by
And you wonder why
I'm
not gonna lie
You mean nothing to me
I don't care what you
do
I don't care about you
I don't care, get a clue
'Cause I
don't really like you
I don't really like you
You and your
friends are dense
You don't make any sense
It's all at your
expense
'Cause I don't really like you
I don't really like
you
I said I don't really like you
Mike's face was priceless; complete shock!
I hopped of the stage and Mike ran over. "What was that?!?" Mike looked slightly ticked.
"I'm sorry, the music guy must have messed up." I looked down because if I were looking at him I would be in hysterics. "Or I told him the right thing." I added under my breath. Unfortunately Mike heard. And very childishly he went and told Max.
I ran over to where my family was doubled over in laughter. "Was I really that bad?" I asked worried.
Jacob was first to answer. "No, it was so funny seeing you flirt with Mike!"
"Ohmigod! Nessie, I can't believe that Mike believed you were flirting!" Emmett choked out.
Seconds after a very upset Max was face to face with me. "Nessie? Is it true you sang a song that said you don't really like Mike?!" God, Newton's are so emotional!
"Yes, it is very true." I told Max.
"Well then, you're fired." Darn, I really liked working for a pervert's uncle.
"Ok. Bye Max!" Bye pervert.
Honestly it was worth it.
"Sorry you didn't get to pick a song, Ness." Jacob said.
"No, I got to pick, I picked a song that would insult Mike!"
"That's my girl!"
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Again sorry about the chapter mix up!