Let's be totally honest about something here. Little Miss TaeTae Tarlyn has had the WERLD'S BEEGIST WRITRRRRS BLOCK known to the history of Tarlyn-kind. (She also got a boyfriend, if anyone actually cares to know.) However, during this writer's block, her reviewers were...so…kind…to spam her inbox with messages telling her how drop dead sexy Magnus is. Yeah. Thanks.
We of the fandom left off last with Caramelldansen, which turned into a debate completely unrelated to Caramelldansen, as most debates go. So…Caramelldansen…
'Thrust those hips!' Tarlyn demanded cheerfully as the music played at full volume from the stereo.
Magnus seemed to be enjoying himself while outside, unbeknownst to him, fandom fangirls were shoving each other out of the way to catch a glimpse of Magnus's sexiness.
Dumbledore…well….old people generally have problems dancing.
Suddenly, much to Alec's displeasure, the window breaks and fangirls start pouring in and they start to ambush the Caramelldansers.
Dumbledore (obviously) avoided them better than Magnus did, as the latter was buried under girls in a matter of seconds.
As Tarlyn insists that much of his charisma must have been from Caramelldansen, Magnus wins.