Chapter 10: Fuck School
Everyone started leaving the lake house remember all the stuff that happened. The firemen coming because Ez was afraid of a match and partying, the sound of screeching metal of guitar cords and wubs from "musicians" who came and played (Specific cuz ik tho wubz), and all the broken furniture and hangovers that came with all the partying.
Draven and Rengar left with Nasus and smoked Riven's ass while they went home. Ezreal managed to clean up the house, again somehow, and went with talon to get pizza on the car ride home. Everyone was back home and did nothing but recuperated from the awesome party. Everyone's heads were booming from the bass they had been listening to for the last two months. Continuing to ring in their ears like the feeling of their hangovers from all the alcohol they went through.
Time flew out the window, by that Draven through his alarm clock out the window and punched the wall while screaming "I don't wanna go back!" while man tears shed down his face. Rengar was banging his head against the door with his backpack on his back ready to go to school, but his body wouldn't open the door. It was like a computer not wanting to load porn so it doesn't (I know the pain). Nasus started to rush to make a brownie before school. It looked like bird shit and tasted like it too, but Nasus got high as fuck and dragged himself to school forgetting that he woke up in a new Bugatti. Kat shunpoed to the mailbox outside her house and was immediately out of mana… Riven q'ed 3 times and e'd and was out of mana… Ahri wasn't sure if she has mana or chakra. Everyone made it to school and sat in their desk Swain walked in nonchalantly with his coffee Quinn holding on his leg while she was passed out. Everyone looked out of it.
"Ok take out your textbooks and turn to pa-" Swain's head fell on his desk and was out cold. Everyone didn't realise this and just slept in their desk until a person who came an hour late showed up, it was Jinx. She had blown a whole through the wall right next to the door. Jinx ran around the room 20 times (I just imagine rocky so i'm listening to the final countdown).
Jinx stood on top of the desk with her hands in the air "Jazz hands. DO IT BEFORE ZAP MAKES YOU DO IT!" Swain looks up from his comma to see Jinx.
"This is Jinx, say something to her I don't care" Jinx ran over and started poking Cait and said hat lady every time.
"What do you want noob!" Jinx got on top of Cait shoulders and teabaged her. Cait cunt punches her and Jinx falls over laughing while gasping in pain from such an agonizing punch.
"Best you got, fat hands punches harder than you" Cait stood up to punch her but Jinx ran away laughing and ran over to Draven and started "Hitting" on him while he ate his chicken wings.
"You got wings, I got wings, wanna bang" Jinx had a bucket of wings somehow. Why? Magic.
"Move bitch, your blocking our view" Rengar and Draven said simultaneously while pushing Jinx to the right. Kat knew it was her so she proceeded to do nothing since she knew everyone was looking behind her.
Nasus went to use the bathroom and had a direct run in with Lucian at the door. Apparently Lucian was asked to fetch Swain's coffee by Fiora but it looks like shit is going a different direction. [Shit is targeting fan. Prepared to engage. Fire when ready. Shots have been fired. Traffic control shit has hit the fan I repeat shit has hit the fan. Operation Nigguh moment has been a go.] Nasus spoke up "Watch where your walkin' nigguh" "Ay nigguh squeeze it nigguh" Lucian spat back. Swain tried to control the situation but was stopped by both Nasus and Lucian "Don't interfere this nigguh moment is between us" Ok kids watch closely, this is a nigguh moment. "I come to report from Fiora and i'm bumped by a pot smokin' fuck that doesn't appreciate Fiora booty" "I get the booty but Riv's is much more fantastic, more packed there" Riven blushed and tried to cover her butt with her hands but everyone still saw the amazingness. Lucian begins to cry "Man why cant we be friends? Man that what they wanted, us to appreciate all the booty this world got to offer" Nasus tears up "Man i'm sorry nigguh man bring it in" They hug it out before throwing each other off one another. "Yo fuck you bitch you walked into me man fuck you motherfucker!" They pull out guns and shoot at each other missing each time and just looking like idiots. They drop the guns, Nasus smokes a quick bowl of weed with the fire in his eyes, he looks like that he is using an inhaler since of how he is holding the bowl. Lucian starts to jog in pace extremely quick and check his pulse which is way over average. "Lets settle this already" Nasus coughed up since he hit the bowl completely in only 5 seconds. "Ye-yeah, lets see who's the true Oreo" As Lucian puffed since he was jogging so much. They set up a table with a plate and tem Oreo's each. Both set up with a glass of milk they get ready for the Oreo challenge (This is to prove who is an Oreo which is a black person who is white on the inside). They start and furiously eat the Oreo's both classes were here and were cheering on both teams. Nasus and Lucian were close and made it to their last Oreo and knew what to do. They stripped the Oreo and separately ate the middle and then the cookie parts. It looked like they tied again, but Draven went up with both peace signs in the air "I won!" Draven won somehow and everyone jumped around him while they cheered him on. Nasus and Lucian did the booty poke handshake (My handshake its all about the 0- and you make a fart noise when it goes in). So our analysis today is that Nasus and Lucian are both Oreo's and school is not that bad when you stop thinking about it as a shit hole and start looking at it like the place I hang out with my friends everyday. Thats my advice, and trust me I get all you i'm taking an ap class that is basically a college level class in high school. It's hard as shit but everyday i've been just fucking around with my friends, but if one thing fucking pisses the shit out of me about School is fucking homework. I come to school to do work and go home to relax. Oh sorry lets finish this. Nasus and Lucian had to finish this mortal kombat style. "Ima fatality the shit out of this bitch, fucking scorpion the bomb man!" Nasus says. Lucian gets ready "Ok ok listen up. Ima end this mans whole career" Someone in the crowd screams "What career?" Lucian gets ready for his final strike "Boop, bop, bip, boop boop. POW!" The whole room fills up with oooooooh's (Start listening to smoke weed everyday), but Nasus gets ready for final strike acting like he's cool, starts to motion the xxyab up down for the fatality and says it. "Smoke weed everyday!" He picks up the boom box that was playing the song quietly but turns it up so the whole school can hear it. Everyone makes Nasus look like the deagle double g riding on the waves of people cheering his name while Lucian e'ed the fuck out of there crying. Everyone kissed the curator of the weed, Nasus has beaten another. He is the boss, the king, and the deagle double s (Nasus). When Draven said this everyone crazy and cheered "Deagle Double S" till the end of school.
League practice was just a day of hailing Nasus of such an awesome status of beating the exchampion Lucian. Everyone went to Nasus house, everyone smoked and chilled while Nasus got blown by every single girl from school, even Professor Fiora. Nasus wore his crown while he sat in his new throne in the middle of his bogged up house from all the smoke. He gets an offering from his "Blonde booty Lux" of another gold necklace that instead says Jarl of Windhelm. He put it on and kissed Lux's booty for his appreciation. Soraka got a paper when she went up, it was a report saying "The Soraka booty is too much for me to handle in lane" Soraka cries with joy. Everyone leaves remembering the amazing day of school yesterday. Summer was over, but a new school year, a new champion (So excited for Azir), and the hype is just getting started cuz Draven gonna shine even more than Riven's fantastic ass both the bong and her actual butt.
"This year is gonna be hella tight" -Nasus
Reminds you of the lore's in league right. Well I got school tomorrow and i'm going to not h8 by drinking h8torade and drink some nice mountain dew in the morning. Promise, i'll even remind myself. Keep up those reviews guys, Peace out girl scouts.