Hey…hey…remember how I said the update would be up in two weeks? I lied. X3

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter but oh sweet mother of God do I wish I did!

After Ginny thought about it, she agreed not to tell Draco about what had happened withMarina. Fred and Teddy carried her into Lily's room. Occasionally checking in on her to see if she'd woken up yet.

"You know you're not completely off the hook, right Fred?" Teddy joked.

"Hey, at least its not like that time Uncle Harry found you and Vicky in the-"

"OKAY, let's keep this story rated T and no higher." Teddy threw his arms up in defeat and left Fred in the room.

Meanwhile:

Scorpious was pacing back and forth in the living room as Rose, Al, and Nelly watched. The others had continued their races as if nothing happened, but Scorpious and the aforementioned 3 decided it was a good time to quit.

"Scorp, if you keep walking around in circles, you're going to wear a hole in the floor…it's a nice floor too."

"Al! Scorpious can pace if he wants to."

"But Rosie, it's a really nice floooooooor!"

"I'm pretty sure its impossible to wear a hole in the floor just by pacing back and forth for a bit. The floor'll be fine Al."

"Who wants to watch Titanic?" Rose, Al, and Scorpious all turned to look at Nelly.

"Nell…where did that come from?" Al asked.

"Kay well Ari fell off her broom, in the Titanic a boat cracks in half and a bunch of people fall into the sea…that's the connection."

Before anyone could answer they heard a scream come from Lily's room. "Okay look, I know what that looked like, but I swear to God it's not what it looks like!" Fred yelled into the room as he backed out nervously.

"HOW DO YOU MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO RAPE SOMEONE WITHOUT ACTUALLY TRYING TO RAPE SOMEONE?"Marinascreamed at him, wand pointed directly at his chest.

"Oh! I know the answer to that one!" Al said jumping up and raising his hand. "You do it like this. I set FIRE to the raaaaaaain. Watch it pour as I TOUCH YOUR FACE!" He sang out of key while caressing Scorpious' face.

"This is by far the weirdest winter break we've ever had." Rose mumbled to Nelly.

"I'm telling you I wasn't trying to rape you, I just got a funny idea in my head! I swear!"

"That's what they all say!"Marinasaid taking one step closer to Fred with her wand.

"Really? Could you check your sources on that? I'm pretty sure not everyone says that when they're trying to-"

"Just tell me what the hell you were trying to do!"

"Oh ok, simple enough. I was going to try to kiss you and see if it woke you up; like in sleeping beauty." Fred said, taking a step back as he did so.

Marinalowered her wand, "You're an idiot." She shook her head and headed for the back yard.

"Wait where're you going?" Fred called after her.

"To watch the races, nothing more, nothing less." She still sounded angry so Fred didn't move from his spot until she turned around and looked back at him. "You coming with or what?"

Fred cheerfully followed the Slytherin outside to join the others.

"…Al…I think you made your really random point a good 3 minutes ago, or not, regardless could you take your hand off of my face…you're creeping me out."

"Hm? Oh yeah sure." Al gladly removed his hand from his friend's face.

"Soooo guys…Titanic…Rose…Jack…OH MY GOD AN ICEBERG LETS MOVE TOWARDS IT! BOOM! CRASH! SPLASH! OH MAH GAWD I CAN'T SWIM! Yes? No? Maybe? You know maybe is just a baby that needs to be held and loved till it says yes…don't use that advice to get girls to have sex with you…we're like 10…that's disgusting. Oh my God why would you even think of doing that?"

"Yes! Yes! Okay Nell, we'll watch Titanic!" Rose exclaimed.

"Yay! I'll go make popcorn!" Nelly said skipping off.

"…She's going to burn the house down isn't she?" Al asked.

"Well if you remember, the classroom blowing up at our muggle school wasn't entirely our fault."

"…Crap…"

Sooo sooo soooo sorry it took so long to update guys! I'd totally lost inspiration for this story and I had been considering deleting it, but then I was on Pottermore today and I thought of another story that could run at the same time as this except about some oc Hufflepuffs, and it gave me the inspiration I needed. I'll update as regularly as possible now.