Chapter 10

The kinkyness of Slytherins

'I still do not understand how electricity could be wired within a deck of cards to create the sort of effect that it does in this game,' Draco spoke puzzled. He sat in a circle along with Fred, George, Chima and Ari, whilst Gryps sat off to the side typing away on his computer, and both Harry and Malfoy sat on their separate beds glaring heatedly at each other from time to time over their homework. Fred rolled his eyes and picked up the pack, beginning to shuffle.

'It's really quite simple,' George shrugged 'However if its confusing you it's best to let sleeping dogs roll, and put it from your mind,'

'That's let sleeping dogs lie George,' Harry spoke from his bed.

'That's what I meant,' George nodded.

'How did you manage to sneak an exploding snap deck on grounds anyway?' Harry asked.

'Extreme cunning and skill my dear Harry,' Fred spoke as he dealt out the cards.

'There are some areas even Snape does not dare to search,' George grinned.

Malfoy scoffed as he jotted down an answer to his math problem.

'I like it! It's a fun game!' Chima bounced as he picked up his cards.

'Certainly interesting,' Ari agreed. Draco just frowned and examined the back of his card. Luna emerged from the bathroom and sat down beside Harry looking over his shoulder.

'You've got the answer to number seven wrong,' she pointed out. Harry's eye twitched, however he rubbed out his answer and looked over the question again carefully.

'Oh no it is unthinkable,' Draco mock gasped 'That the boy who lived could ever do something wrong?'

'Shut it Malfoy, before I shove your perfect score down your throat,' Harry swore. Suddenly the door to their room slammed open and hit the restricting wall hard. Ron ran inside extremely flushed and out of breath. Harry stood up abandoning his homework.

'This school is fucking crazy!'

Everyone blinked at the outburst. A sudden silence settled in.

'Ahh I'll go get you some water,' Luna rushed over to the sink.

'No need,' George stood up and handed Ron his glass 'There you go mate!'

Ron took a sip and spat it out.

'That's bloody rum!' Ron exclaimed.

'Yeah will do you the world o' god,' Fred winked standing up. Luna returned with a glass full of water. Ron snatched it and skulled it down quick.

'Ron what's wrong? I've never seen you this shaken up?' Harry patted his friends back. The boys rose from where they sat on the floor only Gryps and Malfoy remained where they sat.

'I just saw the most…bloody terrifying and disgusting thing…I've ever seen or ever will see!' Ron shuddered.

'What was it?' Luna asked interesting.

'It couldn't have been worse than Hagrid making out with that headmistress from Beaubaton right?' Fred asked. Ron shook his head.

'It…they were…and the floor was…and chains…,' Ron tried 'It's just not frikin normal!'

'Ron you're not making any sense,' Harry tried.

'Like that's something new,' Malfoy retorted.

'Oh shut the fuck up you stupid little ponce!' Harry exclaimed not in the mood.

'Come on you git tell us what it was you saw?' George exclaimed.

'Those two Weirdos! Down underneath the metamorphosis chamber! They…they were-,'

'Getting down and dirty?' Ari offered.

'Yeah! But-,'

'Dude you walked in on Aether and Phoenix going at it?' George asked.

'You lucky bastard!' Fred pouted.

'No you don't understand!' Ron exclaimed 'There was blood everywhere!'

'What?' Luna asked.

'The blonde guy was cutting into Phoenix, there was blood everywhere and they were both getting off on it!' Ron exclaimed 'I think I'm scarred for life!'

'No bloody way!' Harry gasped.

'Are you serious Ron?' Luna asked.

'DO I LOOK LIKE I'M FUCKING JOKING!'

Luna covered Chima's ears and scowled at Ron.

'I don't think this is a suitable conversation whilst there are young one's present,'

'I'm fine really Phoenix speaks like that all the time,' Chima spoke merrily.

'I was talking about the sex love,' Luna clarified.

'Oh…, how could Phoenix and Aether have sex?' Chima asked.

Ari opened up his mouth but Luna rushed the boy out of the room before a word could be spoken.

'Am I the only one completely freaked out about this?' Ron asked.

'You get accustomed to it,' Draco shrugged and sat back down.

'Y-you knew about this?' Harry asked surprised.

'Yeah,' Draco shrugged.

'Isn't it abuse?' Harry asked.

'Not when the other person takes pleasure in it obviously,' Ari pointed out.

'God Potter you're so sheltered it's pathetic,' Malfoy snipped.

'What? You mean this kind of stuff is normal for you too Malfoy?' Ron asked shocked 'Man Slytherins are more fucked up than I thought,'

'Of course, I'm sure Voldemort favours it in their little kinky sessions,' Harry glared.

'For your information Potter, the dark lord is celibate, however this form of sexual act is not uncommon in the circles my father runs in,' Malfoy remarked.

'He's celibate really?' Harry asked 'No wonder he's so bloody grouchy,'

Draco actually found himself smiling at that remark at the others laughed and had to duck his head away so not to be seen. However Harry did catch a glimpse of it.

'So what's so great about pain and sex?' Harry asked genuinely intrigued. Malfoy shrugged.

'Depends on the person really,'

'So what? Phoenix was abused as a child so he likes it when Aether turns him into sliced cheese?' Ron asked.

'Okay that's an odd comparison,' Harry frowned.

'But most likely not far from the truth,' Malfoy shrugged 'However I believe it be far more complicated than that,'

'That's for certain,' Draco sighed 'Could we please continue with the game now?'

Fred and George shrugged and began to once again shuffle the deck.

'Sure you do that, and I'll go erase my memories,' Ron spoke merrily and left to enter the bathroom 'Oh god I have never missed my wand so much,'

Gryps raised his brow in interest, being the only one to hear the slip up.

A/N: Short and overdue i know and apologise. Holidayscan be very distracting. I blame the foxtel...but wouldn't give it up...ever