A/N: I had fun writing this.
Joice- Thank you for your help and your verbose reviews. I am very happy you like the story. And its not a bad thing that you are falling in love with Hiro. He's awesome.
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Next chapter- What Huey did to Caez and Hiro is revealed!
Chapter 10- This is ridiculous
Tuesday
May, 20, 2014
5:45 am
Riley P.O.V
Something told me to wake up. So I did.
When I did, I heard faint screaming coming from Huey's room. Since our rooms were right next to eachother's I could hear more clearly.
That wasn't faint screaming. It was loud moaning.
The hell?
I jumped out of my bed and opened my door to see a half naked Cindy stumbling out of Huey's with a sheet around her.
Now, if this situation was normal, I would've been pretty Jealous and pissed.
But we are not normal niggas, and this definitely wasn't a normal situation.
I gave Cindy the once over. Her skin was a light blue and her lips were green.
"Do I even wanna know?" I asked chuckling.
"I hate your brother." Cindy stated brushing past me and heading to her own room.
You know it was a good thing everyone in the house excluding our company and Herve went on a one day trip to the amusement park. The y shouldn't be back until before midnight tonight.
I shook my head and walked next door to my brother's open door. When I walked in, he was putting on a T-shirt, and his lips were green too.
"Nigga, do I even wanna know what happened?" I asked. Like I said if this was a normal situation I'd probrably be tryin' to kill my brother now. I know for a fact that he can't stand Cindy and vice versa. The only reason he's been makin advance towards her was to mess with ha head and get her panties wet. A way of saying The other is the dominant in the relationship and the otha can't do anything about it.
Huey sighed. "She tried to prank me,and I made her pay for it." He stated.
"Nigga what did you do?" I asked laughin'. "Chain ha up in a secret deep freeza?"
"I wish." Huey mumbled.
"Nigga that's just to much in-fo-mation." I stated shakin my head. "I don't need to know about the freaky things that go on in that little head of yours."
"Stuff like BDSM relationships are actually pretty simple." Huey started to explain.
"Oh hell no nigga!" I exclaimed in mock fright. " I didn't wanna know about the shit in yo head and I definitely don't wanna know about the shit you get into."
"Your loss." Huey replied.
"Nigga that's just kinky." I stated. "What did she do that got ya'll lookin like a coupala Smurfs?"
I started to laugh. Since my Brother was a darker complexion than Cindy he looked more like an olive.
"She put lifesaver's in my shower head and tried to put EOS in my mouth, and covered me with whip cream." Huey stated.
"So.." I pestered.
"So.." Huey continued. "I carefully took the EOS off my face, caught her in the act with the lifesavers, took off all of her clothes, threw her in the tub, and we had a little shower together."
I shook my head. "Nigga if this was a normal situation I'd be whuppin yo ass bout now." I stated."Now I can see how ya'll got the paint job, but who did the botox?"
"You know how I cannot feel any type of pain that unless its emotional?" Huey asked.
"Yea." I answered. It was true, when Huey turned twelve, he just stopped feelin pain. Excluding emotional pain of course. "And?"
"And knowing that, I took the EOS, put it in my mouth, and had a little make out session with her." Huey replied.
I narrowed my eyes.
"I didn't have sex with her." Huey stated shivering. "That is all yours."
"Nigga." I stated a little ticked. "Don't diss Cindy, Gay-ass nigga. You know that's the best body you've eva seen."
Huey turned to me and smirked. "Well you can have it, I made sure it was pretty clean tho."
"Oh hell no nigga." I stated. "You did not-"
"Lets just say she smell like candy." Huey stated chuckling. "Don't worry Riley I don't like her."
"Nigga one of these days, ima kill you kinky ass." I stated laughing.
"Well you better hurry." Huey stated. "Cuz i'm pretty sure that kitty wants more treats."
It was then I lunged at the nigga laughin'. Its been a while since me and Huey had a good scuffle.
The nigga kneed me in the stomach causing to fall to the floor.
"Now, this is the position I'm used to being in." Huey staeted standing over me.
"Oh hell no you gay ass nigga!" I said humourly.
The EDT tackled me to the ground putting my left arm behind my back and my right arm above my head.
"OH HELL YES." a voice stated.
We both looked up to see Hiro with his camcorder. "Ah, Brotherly love." He stated before running away as fast as his legs could carry him with my brother and I right on his heels.
8:24 am
Huey P.O.V
I was trying hard not to show any emotion whatsoever when I saw Herve with a silver platter of Sliced bananas and blueberries. I ran up to catch up with him.
"Herve, who are those for?" I asked.
"For Lady-YOUNG MASTER HUEY MY WORD!" He exclaimed looking at my skin. "What happened?!"
"Just a prank." I assured. "Who are those for?"
"Lady Cindy." He stated calming down a bit. "Why?"
"She likes them with Cream cheese Frosting on top." I stated.
"Oh, my mistake." Herve stated. "I'll get right on it, sir."
"No, Herve, let me get it." Huey stated. "As payment for not telling my grandmother about this little...incident."
Herve laughed. "Of course Young Master Huey." He assured handing me the platter.
I smiled at him. "Be back in a minute."
Caesar P.O.V
"Let me cater to you,
cuz baby this is your day.
Do anything fo my man,
baby you blow me away.
I got yo slippers, ya dinna..."
I looked up to see Riley givin me a look and shakin his head. I shrugged and continued singing to be joined by Hiro, who put his arm around me.
"Inspire me from the heart.
Can't nothin tear us apart.
You're all I want in a man.
I put my life in yo hands.
I got yo dinna.
Yo dessert.
and so much more.
Anything you want
let me cater to you."
Riley started to chuckle. "Ya'll niggas are gay." he stated walking away to the steps and getting in the pool. We sung louder.
"Let me cater to you,
cuz baby this is your day.
Do anything fo my man,
baby you blow me away.
I got yo slippers, ya dinna..."
A few minutes into the song Cindy started to chuckle. She was sitting on the steps of the pool. and started to sing with us.
"I love the way you walk.
You're will.
you're every desire.
You're wish is my command.
I wanna cater to my man."
Herver walked to cidy's side and handed her a platter of bananas and blueberries. She popped a banana slice with a blueberry on top in her mouth and continued to sing with us.
"You're heart.
So pure.
You're love shines through.
The darkness will get through.
So much of me is you.
I wanna cater ~ to my- SPICY!"
Dude when I tell you the sight was comical...The bitch was wavin ha arms around, ha face red, makin ha look like an angry smurf, tears formin in ha eyes, a rainbow of cussin words comin out ha mouth.
Herve looked panicked and immediately escorted her to the kitchen for some ice cold milk.
Hiro and I were laughin our asses off.
Jazmine who was relaxing on Cairo's chest in the water glared at us.
"That wasn't funny." She stated.
"Then you must not have a sense of humor." Hiro stated laughing like a heyena.
It was then I noticed Huey at the poolside breakfast table with a sly grin as big as Tom's from Tom & Jerry.
"Nigga what you do?" I asked chuckling.
The dude held up a needle with some red lookin juice in the tube.
"Jalepeno pepper extract." Huey stated.
I started laughin my ass off and so did Riley.
"That was not cool Huey!" Jazmine yelled. "You can't get all mad cuz she bit yo kinky ass'sz nipples when she-"
"HOLD THE HELL UP!" I yelled turning to Huey. "Nigga, she bit yo nipples?" I really started crackin up then.
"Well, Jazmine since your so focused on her bitin my nipples, maybe I should give you a bite." Huey stated givin Jazz a full hearted smile.
By this point, Riley, Hiro, and I were almost drowning because we were laughin so hard.
Jazzy was speechless and Cairo looked pissed. Oh, and if you're all wondering where's Duey, he mysteriously disspeared arond six am this morning.
Huey smirked. Then he got up about to enter the pool cackling. The nigga was cackling. I looked over at Jazzy who was still speechless and Cairo who was still pissed.
It was then Huey stepped in the pool.
Hiro P.O.V
I have never seen such a bright light in my life. When the light subsided, Huey was outta the pool blacker than the word.
Dude I was laughin befo, but now i'm howlin.
1. Because when Huey jumped out of the pool, he apparently took off his swim shorts.
2. Jazzy has turned pinker than Santa's rosy cheeks.
3. Cairo has turned Redder than blood.
and 4. Obviously and Apparently someone put small working electrical wires into the neddle work of Huey's swim shorts.
I applaud that person.
Nigga i'm serious, I started clapping!
Huey tried to glare at me, but it was at the same time he realized he had no clothes on.
Now this nigga looked three colors.
Green Olive, Burnt Black, and a lovely shade of Rosy Red.
It was then Herve came out and saw Huey, gave him a towl, and immediately rushed him inside.
As soon as they were inside, I turned to everyone else.
"Okay, fess up, Who did it?" I asked chuckling.
"Chigga I wish it was me." Caesar stated.
"Seconded." Riley and Cairo stated at the same time.
That was when all heads turned to Jazzy.
"Jazzy, baby, you didn't?" I asked. The girl turned a whole new shade of blue I haven't see today.
"I didn't think it would be that effective." She mumured.
All of us busted out laughin.
"Okay, who's gonna take the fall fo ha?" Riley asked.
Jazzy looked up with a worried look. I laughed.
"Jazzy you know, when he finds out who's responsible that they in fo it." I stated. "We like you alive and as a virgin."
At that Cairo glared at me and Riley started laughin.
"I'll love to take the credit fo that." Caesar stated raising his hand and laughin. "Jazzy, that was genius!"
Huey P.O.V
I was shakin back and forth on my bed.
I'm gonna kill em'. I'm gonna kill em'. I'm gonna kill em'.I'm gonna kill em'.I'm gonna kill em'.I'm gonna kill em'.I'm gonna kill em'.I'm gonna kill em'.I'm gonna kill em'.I'm gonna kill em'.I'm gonna kill em'.I'm gonna kill em'.I'm gonna kill em'.I'm gonna kill em'.I'm gonna kill em'.I'm gonna kill em'.I'm gonna kill em'.I'm gonna kill em'.I'm gonna kill em'.I'm gonna kill em'.I'm gonna kill em'.I'm gonna kill em'.I'm gonna kill em'.I'm gonna kill em'.I'm gonna kill em'.
SHE'S MINE!
Caez P.O.V
5:36 pm
Guys! I found out where Duey was!
Riley P.O.V
Okay, some shit bout to happen, so I might as well get on my brother's good side, or in this case, less murderous. I mean the dude already done replaced my Body wash with poison Ivy he mixed in a blender with itching powder! I need ta live.
-Later-
6:15 pm
LALALALALALALA! (Smurfs theme song.)
"RIIIIILLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!"
Duey P.O.V
I rubbed my newly freed wirst. "Thanks Caesar." I stated.
"Welcome dude." He stated lying back on the wooden floor. I bet you are all wondering where we are. Well, to put it simply, we are in a closed Casket underground. I thought pranking Huey would get me on Cindy's good side, but the nigga Bruce Lee'd my ass and I ended gagged, handcuffed and tied up in a casket buried alive. Caez was just thrown in here. We were both covered in alot of dirt since before Huey threw us in here, he kicked our asses and dragged us here.
If there is a god out there help us.
Suddenly the ceiling opened and Cairo came tumbling down afterward in same condition I first was in... And he was also blue with blonde hair.
Damn.
What did THESE niggas do?
Jazzy P.O.V
Okay, everyone has mysteriously dissapeared. No need to worry...Fuck this i'm hidin unda my bed.
And I did just that.
Only to find someone's lips crashing onto mine.
Caez P.O.V
"Dude what happened to you?" I asked Cairo after Duey and I set him free.
"1. Riley." Cairo stated earning nods of understanding from Duey and I. "And 2? I confronted Huey about staying away from Jazmine, and how he doesn't deserve her because of what he did and how he treated her before all that otha shit happened."
"So...he kicked yo ass and threw you down here?" I asked.
Cairo nodded.
Damn. We all screwed.
Jazzy P.O.V
You know what Cindy mentioned that time when she had that chat with Huey? Yea...umm...This nigga is actually one of those people from those novels and right now I was tied to a strecther in his ver big closet with Huey doing oh so beautiful things to my- God help me.
Cindy P.O.V
8:34 pm
My mouth was still on fire. Imma get that Freeman. Well, that was what I thought before he came in the Kitchen with a purple-colored Jazmine with her hair braided and dyed the actual color Green with white Highlights still in her bathing suit.
Jazmine looked up at me and so did Huey.
Damn he looked mad, but also pleased.
"Now we all smell like candy." He stated.
What in the hell did these people do to em'?!
It was then Herve turned around from the stove (he was cooking dinner) and noticed the Starburst kids, Black edition. "WHAT IN THE NA- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU CHILDREN?!" he exclaimed. "Where are the others?"
Huey (who was now wearing plain blue jeans and a red t-shirt) tossed a map and a set of keys to Herve who took them and immediately left the kitchen.
That was when Riley came in the kitchen and looked at Jazzy.
"Dayum." He stated walking over to me.
"What did they do to him?" I asked ignoring the searing pain in my mouth.
"Somebody put working small electrical wires in the neddlework of Huey's swim shorts."
I had to refrain my self from laughing. I knew it would get me into trouble.
Hiro P.O.V
11:45 pm
It took Herve a few hours to find the casket where Huey buried Hiro, Caez, and Cairo in. A about forty-five minutes to find my hiding place.
Now we were all sitting in a line being admonished by Herve about why pranking is a bad idea.
Shit, no need to tell me twice.
I mean, we got three smurfs, one whose burnt, Barney the Dinosoar,Chicken George and Dirty Dan and Diana. I have learned my lesson.
"Do I make myself clear?" Herve stated.
"Yes, Sir." We all replied.
It was then the door opened revealing Granddad, His wife, That girl Carol and ha brother, and a an who I guess is their father.
"What in the name happened in here?" Olivia asked dumfounded staring at all of us.
We all, including Herve, looked at eachother.
"Nothing." We all stated.
"I was just directing the children to take a shower and come down for dinner." Herve stated.
"But it's almost midnight!" Granddad exclaimed.
All of us children got up and rushed for the door.
"We've had a full day." I stated.
"And we didn't wanna eat without you." Said Riley.
"Bye." Stated Cindy.
Granddad P.O.V
In da hell happened while we was gone?!
A/N: Well I had fun writin that.
Do you wanna know where Hiro hid from Huey?
C. I don't think I wanna know.