Something funny happened today. Remember the chapter I posted about Buckeyes VS. Vols, and Sam cheered for the Vols because it's his home state?

I cheer for 2 teams just like Sam. The Buckeyes and The Wildcats. (University of Ohio, and University of Kentucky.) Today they went head-to-head, and I was UK by default, because it's my home state. XD

That was pointless, but I found it ironic.

Thanks for everything, guys. Once again I don't own Glee, South Park, AVPM/AVPS, or any songs I mention.

Here's Chapter 10!

Brittany S. Pierce: I'm pretty sure Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman needs to explain how the pink elephants got in his house…

Blaine Anderson: Now, Brittany, there is only one way they got in the house. They apparated like all pink elephants do.

Finn Hudson: Holy Grilled Cheesus…

Brittany S. Pierce: Nu-uh! You're just messing with me. Are you?

Blaine Anderson: I'm serious. They're magical creatures just like house elves.

Brittany S. Pierce: What about gnomes? Aren't they kind of like house elves?

Blaine Anderson: Gnomes live in gardens. Not houses. And they're not cool, so they're not magical.

Brittany S. Pierce: But I thought apparating only happened in Harry Potter. Harry Potter isn't real. It's just a movie.

Blaine Anderson: What? It's not JUST a movie. It's a totally awesome book series. I can't believe you think pink elephants are real, but you don't believe in Harry Potter? I think I'm gonna cry…

Brittany S. Pierce: It's okay, dolphin! All childhoods have to end sometimes.

Finn Hudson: That is EXACTLY what you get for egging her on all the freaking time!

Kurt Hummel: Brittany: 1. Blaine: ZERO.

Blaine Anderson: I'm so depressed. Babe. Hold me. Please. I can't go on.

Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman: Britt, booze messes with your mind. You were just THINKING that those elephants were there. They're not real. You couldn't really see them.

Brittany S. Pierce: So everything was just invisible?

Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman: Yes.

Brittany S. Pierce: What about the underpants gnomes? I wasn't drunk when my underwear went missing!

Artie Abrams: Britt. You were never missing underwear from the laundry. You don't even wear underwear.

Brittany S. Pierce: OHH! I was wondering why they weren't in the laundry.

Finn Hudson: *headdesk*

Brittany S. Pierce: Hi Leopold! Florence says hi!

Blaine Anderson: ….and she doesn't thing Harry Potter is real. Psh.

Rachel Berry: It's decided. New Directions will be doing one cover, and one original song for Nationals. Start brainstorming, everyone!

Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman: Drop it like it's hot!

Santana Lopez: Bottoms Up! I wants to gets my Nicki Minaj on!

Blaine Anderson: You're all so classy. =D

(Kurt Hummel, Santana Lopez, Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman, and 3 others like this.)

Kurt Hummel: Toot It and Boot It!

Finn Hudson: I'm still impressed that you know that song, Kurt.

(Mercedes Jones and Blaine Anderson like this.)

Brittany S. Pierce: My vote is STILL for My Headband. Or Awesome Possum. Because we are all awesome. Just like possums. I'm a BOSS songwriter. So is Rachel.

Kurt Hummel: Oh, Gaga. Can we settle this at school? PLEASE?

(Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman, Finn Hudson, Mike Chang, and 15 others like this.)

Tina Cohen-Chang: Seriously?

Mercedes Jones: What's wrong, mama?

Tina Cohen-Chang: No matter how many hints I drop to Mike he doesn't get it. AT ALL. I would like to have some flowers every once in awhile. Or a normal date that doesn't have 'Oriental' in the title. Chivalry is dead.

Blaine Anderson: Have you tried talking to him, Tina?

Tina Cohen-Chang: Yes. But he still won't get it! I wish he was a little more like you or Kurt. Maybe I need to do something drastic.

Kurt Hummel: You could always turn to women! XD

Mike Chang: Woah. You'd go bi? I'd TOTALLY watch.

Tina Cohen-Chang: You see what I mean? Mike, why don't you go gay for a few days, then get back to me when you learn to be a REAL man like Kurt or Blaine.

Mike Chang: Jeez. You want flowers? I'll get you flowers.

Tina Cohen-Chang: Not that easy. We'll talk later.

Kurt Hummel: It's kind of flattering that you want your relationships to be like ours. But kinda weird. XD

Tina Cohen-Chang: I'm just glad to see you happy, and I'm jealous that you've nabbed someone who's good to you… and it's hot when you guys make out.

Blaine Anderson: Yeah... we are pretty sexy. ;]

(Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones, and Tina Cohen-Chang like this.)

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xxAlyssa