Thor: Ragnarok Part 6
A woman wearing black arrived at the outskirts of Asgard and saw an army prepared to fight her and an asian man with long black hair and a bit of a fu-manchu at the front with his sword and shield out.
"It's come to my attention that you don't know who I am," the woman said, "I'm Hela, Odin's first born, Commander of the Legions of Asgard, the rightful heir to the throne, and the Goddess of Death."
Hela paused to let the news sink in before she added, "My father is dead. As are the princes. You're welcome."
"We were once in the seat of absolute power in the cosmos," Hela continued, "Our Supremacy was unchallenged, yet Odin stopped at Nine Realms. Our destiny is to rule over all others, and I am here to restore that power. Kneel before me… and rise into the ranks of my great conquest."
Hogun and the others didn't believe a word she said and so got into a stance.
"Whoever you are… whatever you've done, surrender now!" Hogun yelled, "Or we will show you no mercy."
"Whoever I am?" Hela asked in disbelief, "Did you listen to a word I said?"
"This is your last warning!" Hogun yelled.
"I thought you'd be happy to see me," Hela said in disappointment before she formed her head dress from her hair and added, "Fine."
The Asgardian archers let fly dozens of arrows, but Hela wasn't frightened at all. In fact she was calm as she advanced confidently towards the army. She then threw black spears she formed from nothing at two ships before flying into the Einherjar. She killed soldier after soldier after soldier. She was unstoppable, and eventually she stood in the middle of a battlefield with dead soldiers on the ground.
"Oh I've missed this," Hela said as she stared at the corpses, "Still, it's a shame. Soldiers dying for nothing… all because they couldn't see the future. Sad."
She then saw Hogun staggering to his feet with resilience from the corner of his eye and said in surprise, "Oh! Look, still alive."
"Change of heart?" Hela asked hopefully.
"Go back to whatever cave you crept out of you evil demoness!" Hogun yelled as he pulled out a dagger for one more effort of killing Hela. He then ran at her, but Hela summoned a spear out of thin air and impaled him on it.
"Can't help but admire the strength," Hela said as she turned to stare at the palace, "tis' a pity, but the importance of this pales in comparison to seeing my palace once again."
Meanwhile, with Soron…
Soron slowly woke up, and as he did so he saw what appeared to be a curved hallway. Inside of the hallways were strange beings he didn't recognize and they were either prone on the floor alone or sitting against a wall staring at the opposite wall in boredom.
"Hey man," said a big guy who looked like he was made entirely of rock, "Welcome to Sakaar."
"You do know that your voice doesn't fit your appearance, right?" Soron asked as he slowly stood up and then stretched.
"I get that a lot," the big guy said, "Shall I give you the tour?"
"Why not?" Soron said, "What's your name anyway… or do your people even have names?"
"My name's Korg," the big guy said cheerily, "This lovely abode of ours is the gladiatorial barracks."
"Nice to meet you Korg," Soron said, "My name's Soron. Gladiatorial… son of a bitch!"
"What is it Soron?" Korg asked as he looked down at soron, "no seriously, what is a bitch and how can it have a son? If it's a living being then I can understand the latter."
"A bitch is a dog," Soron explained, "Or a derogatory term for a woman."
"Oh," Korg said, "Then why'd you say it?"
"I've been a gladiator before…" Soron said grimly, "a long time ago."
"Really?" Korg said, "I thought you were a free man."
"I am," Soron said before he caught himself, "I mean I was. I was taken from my home by a girl who pretended to be a servant girl in the Palace of Asgard. Tell you one thing, when I see her next I'm going to snap her bones."
"How?" Korg asked, "You don't look that strong. No offense."
"None taken," Soron said, "I'm Asgardian. It's a natural ability of mine… in fact the only natural ability other than the endurance."
"Asgardian?" Korg said, "One of you works for the Gamemaster."
"Say what?" Soron said in surprise.
"There's an Asgardian working for the gamemaster," Korg replied, "easy on the eyes too… if you're into fleshy beings. Incredibly loyal to the Gamemaster though."
"Sounds like I'm going to have to knock some sense into her," Soron said, "should be interesting."
"Oh look," Korg said when a door opened and someone with long blonde hair was dumped onto the floor unceremoniously, "another new guy. Let's go say hi."
"I know him!" Soron said in shock as he recognized him, "Thor!"
"Wait what?" Thor said as he was about to ram his shoulder into the door, "Soron! What are you doing on Sakaar?"
"Someone pretended to be a palace servant girl and then brought me here after our sparring match," Soron said angrily, "She's going to regret that, immensely."
"When did you get here?" Thor asked as he slowly stood up.
"Not long before you did i expect," Soron replied as he stepped aside so Korg and Thor didn't have to stare at each other over his head, "say hello to my friend."
"Allow me to introduce myself," Korg said cheerily, "my name is Korg. I'm kind of like the leader in here. I'm made of rocks, as you can see, but don't let that intimidate you. You don't need to be afraid unless you're made of scissors."
Soron rolled his eyes while Thor stared at Korg in confusion who had giggled at his own joke.
"Just a little rock-paper-scissors joke for you," Korg continued as he gestured to small slug-like alien that was inside of robotic exoskeleton, "This is my very good friend, Miek. He's an insect and has knives for hands."
Miek then began saying hello by performing karate moves with his knife-hands and one of his legs.
"You're a Kronan, aren't you?" Thor said to Korg.
"That I am," Korg confirmed.
"How'd you end up in here?" Thor asked in bewilderment.
"Well, I tried to start a revolution but didn't print enough pamphlets, so hardly anyone turned up," Korg explained, "Except for my mom and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster."
After Korg looked around for a few seconds he leaned down and whispered with his hand hiding his mouth from one side of the room, "But I'm actually organizing another revolution. I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that. So you reckon you'd be interested?"
Instead of answering, Thor just ran down the corridor probably trying to get away from Korg, but to his and Soron's surprise he suddenly re-appeared behind them.
"How did you…" Thor trailed off as he and Soron looked between the point he vanished and the point he returned trying to figure it out.
"Yeah, no," Korg explained, "This whole thing is a circle. But not a real circle, more like a freaky circle."
"This doesn't make any sense," Soron and Thor said in unison.
"No," Korg agreed, "nothing makes sense in here. The only thing that does make sense, is that nothing makes sense."
"Has anyone here fought the Grandmaster's champion?" Thor asked.
"Doug has. Doug!" Korg answered as he nudged a dead corpse with his foot before he realized Doug was dead, "Oh, right, Doug's dead. That's right. Everyone who fights the Grandmaster's champion perishes."
"What about you?" Thor asked curiously, "You're made of rocks."
"Perishable rocks," Korg said just before a pebble fell off of him, "There you go. Another one gone. Yeah, no, I just do the smaller fights, warm up the crowd and whatnot. Wait. You're not gonna face him, are you?"
"Yes I am," Thor said as he began to walk off, "Fight him, win, and get the hell out of this place."
"That's exactly what Doug used to say," Korg said, "See you later, new Doug."
"Thor is the strongest Asgardian I know besides myself," Soron said, "don't count him out yet."
"You going to fight the Grandmaster's champion too?" Korg asked curiously.
"Nah," Soron said, "I'll find my own way out should Thor fail. Nothing holds me for long. No prison nor enslavement. Freedom is everything."
"Then you interested in joining the revolution?" Korg asked quietly.
"You even have to ask?" Soron said grinning wickedly.
"Okay then," Korg said, "See you around. C'mon Miek. We have a battle to mentally prepare for."
Suddenly two guards came into the room and immediately zapped Soron rendering him unconscious.
When he came to, he found himself in what looked like a rich person's chambers… there also happened to be posters of buff men hanging on the walls. The room was clearly a girl's. As he looked around he tried to get up, but he couldn't move at all. In fact his arms and legs felt as if they were being pulled.
"Oh," said a feminine voice, "You're awake. I'm so glad, because now we can begin."
That voice, Soron thought to himself as he looked towards it, It's familiar… Where have I heard it before? Not long after he finished his thought the owner of the voice walked in, and while she was dressed in what looked like very expensive clothing it was clear who she was. She was the girl that abducted him from Asgard.
"You!" Soron growled, "You took me from my home! You turned me into a gladiator! I'll kill you for this!"
"Now now," the girl chided as if he was a kid that didn't know any better, "You're not a normal Gladiator. My father was going to have you be one, but I convinced him that you would be better serving me directly and being my bodyguard as well as fighting to please me and not the public. After all, who else would be best to protect me than the one who nearly beat the Lord of Thunder? The answer, of course, is you. Now be quiet Fido and I might not have to gag you… yet."
She then giggled after she said 'yet' but just as quickly stopped giggling and sat down on the bed Soron was tied to. Soron glared daggers at her, but that only made her smile as she immediately grabbed at him. Soron widened his eyes in shock when he felt her hand grasp his flesh rod directly, and when he looked down he saw he wasn't wearing a thing.
"Hmmm," the girl said when she looked down at it, "I wonder… does it taste as good as the girls at the prostitute bar say? Let's find out."
Just before she could stick his thing in her mouth, the sound of knocking came from the door which caused her to stop before looking at the door in annoyance.
"I'm busy!" she yelled, "go away!"
"Mistress," a male voice said, "We found your ex-boyfriend as requested."
"Really?!" she asked in excitement forgetting about what she was going to do as she hurried over to the door. She quickly opened it wide revealing a guard with a motorized chair which was holding someone in it tightly.
"Flarbjorx!" the girl greeted before she stepped aside and allowed the guard to move the chair into the room.
"Fido," she called over to Soron as she closed the door, "Meet your predecessor. He ran away from me, and do you know what happens to those who run from me? No? Well Flarbjorx does, and he's about to receive his punishment."
"Oh really?" Soron asked sarcastically, "What's that? To be turned into a eunuch?"
"Course not," she said, "All my boyfriends become eunuchs. There's no way I'm going to risk ruining this body with a pregnancy. I'll show you what happens to those who run from me."
"No," sobbed Flarbjorx, "Please don't. I didn't run from you, I swear."
"You swear?" the girl said sweetly, "Then either my father was lying, which never happens, or you did run away. Now be a man and accept your punishment. You're going to do that for me, okay?"
"No," Flarbjorx begged, "Please give me a second chance!"
"Well," the girl said as if she was thinking, "No, I don't think so. Besides, I already got a new guy."
Soron watched as the girl pulled out a syringe of something and jabbed it into his crotch, which immediately caused Flarbjorx's meat stick to enlarge till it was a full 6 inches and hard. She then proceeded to pull out a blade from her clothing and slashed down cutting the man's thing off. As he was crying in pain, she then grabbed it and stuck it into a tiny freezer which already had thousand's more of them inside. Each one had name's written onto them, and each were bigger than the last. As soon as she was done she went to a certain part of the wall and pressed on it, which immediately opened up the wall. Inside of the hidden room was what looked like a grinder.
"You'll serve me one last time Flarbjorx," she said, "This is the greatest honor you could have."
"You're fucking insane!" Soron yelled as Flarbjorx's chair slowly headed over to the wall.
"No," the girl said sternly, "I'm not insane. I am the kindest Mistress anyone could have. Anyone who goes against my wishes receives punishments equal to their crimes. In this case, the punishment is getting their dicks chopped off before they get tossed into a grinder where they'll spend a week or two getting grinded into food for the gladiators and some other slaves."
"I will kill you," Soron said as he watched Flarbjorx fall into the grinder, "If this I promise you."
"No," the girl said sweetly as the hidden door shut, "You won't. You'll serve me for the rest of your life. You'll also protect me forever or die trying. Now, where were we? Ah yes, that's right. I was going to milk your love juice out."
With Thor…
Thor was currently sitting down in his cell praying for his father since he had no other time to do so, than now.
"Odin," Thor said, "I bid you take your place in the halls of Valhalla. Where brave souls shall live forever. Nor shall we mourn but rejoice-"
"For those that have died the glorious death," continued Thor as Loki's voice could be heard saying it as well. When he looked up Loki was standing there, but when he did so it was in anger.
"It hurts," Loki said, "doesn't it? Being lied to. Being told you're one thing and then learning it's all fiction."
Thor then picks some stones off of the ground that had fallen off of Korg's legs and threw them through Loki's illusion.
"You didn't think I'd really come to see you, did you?" Loki asked, "This place is disgusting."
Thor just throws another stone through Loki as a response.
"Does this mean you don't want my help?" Loki asked.
Thor throws another stone.
"Look," Loki said trying to reason with Thor, "I couldn't jeopardize my position with the Grandmaster, it took me time to win his trust. He's a lunatic, but he's amenable."
Thor was not interested in the least with what Loki was saying, so he threw another stone through Loki.
"What I'm telling you is," Loki continued, "you could join me at the Grandmaster's side. Perhaps, in time, an accident befalls the Grandmaster and then…"
"We take over," Loki finished while gesturing. Thor being bored just throws another stone through Loki.
"You're not actually seriously thinking of going back, are you?" Loki asked bewildered, "Our sister destroyed your hammer like a piece of glass. She's stronger than both of us. She's stronger than you. You don't stand a chance. Do you understand what I'm saying to you?"
Thor's response this time was to scowl angrily.
"Fine," Loki said in irritation, "I guess I'll just have to go it alone. Like I've always done."
That caused Thor to smirk which irritated Loki even more.
"Would you say something?" Loki asked in exasperation but when Thor only looked for more rocks to throw he yelled, "Say something!"
Thor then looked directly at Loki and said quickly and curtly, "What would you like me to say? You faked your own death, you stole the throne, stripped Odin of his power, stranded him on Earth to die releasing the Goddes of Death. Have I said enough, or do you want me to go further back than the past two days?"
Loki stared with his eyes beginning to burn while Thor stared coldly at him as Loki tried to compose himself.
"You know," Loki said, "I haven't seen this beloved champion he talks of, but I've heard he's astonishingly savage. I've placed a large wager against you tomorrow. Don't let me down."
Loki then shimmered away as his illusion vanished. Korg not knowing any better ran in to kick him, but as expected he failed.
"Piss off, ghost," Korg said before he turned around and added, "He's freaking gone."
I know. more of a filler chapter, and even more of a hint of smut. I was going to do the "man liquefies alive" scene but i decided to have the girl show just how insane she really was. at least we got more Thor: Ragnarok movie scenes and even the funny speech scene from the movie. i ALMOST forgot to add that, but i'm glad i checked back onto a previous chapter. I think i'm going to have Soron stop the Grandmaster from zapping Thor, cause this is an AU and I actually want Thor to win his freedom. He'll stay on Sakaar the same amount of time, because he'll try to get hulk to come help. Same for Valkyrie, but he'll be able to help Soron escape his psychotic Mistress much easier unless Soron just kills his psychotic mistress by snaking the zapper remote thing away and deactivating the shock-disk. he may even toss her into her grinder which i know is a bit brutal and a bit of an overkill, but to be honest... it's less than she deserves. I know i said i was going to have Hela and Fenrir be Loki's children but i just couldn't figure out how to input it to the MCU canon. at least i combined MCU Skurge well enough with his cartoon/comic counterpart in this story. not chapter, but the overall story.
