A/N: Thanks for all the reviews and ideas! I love to hear what you think of my stories, and to hear your ideas. There's a Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference in here too.
Top Ten Worst ways for a Jedi to Die
10. By falling off a tall building. Hehe, this would never happen. I mean, seriously, what kind of a Jedi dies by falling off a tall building?
9. From getting wacked in the head by Yoda's gimer stick one too many times.
8. By petting a sleeping cat.
7. From getting electrocuted after sticking their hand through a television or computer/monitor. Control their anger at a seven year old computer, not even a Jedi Master can.
6. From a moose bite: Those moose bites can be nasty.
5. By provoking a Golden Retriever.
4. By having their lightsaber run out of batteries at just the wrong moment.
3. Two words: Angry ewoks.
2. By dropping lightsaber and accidentally cutting off foot. If the wound didn't kill them, they'd die of shock.
1. By opening their lightsaber the wrong way.