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CPOV

I woke up when Bella wriggled about trying to get comfortable. I picked my phone up from the coffee table to check the time. It was 8.15am. I am pretty sure I had only had four hours sleep! I also noticed that I had a voicemail. Bloody Edward! God, that man was the biggest pain in my arse. While trying not to wake Bella I listened to my voicemail.

"Hey, I just want you to know that I think you are awesome. I really like your feet, there dead sexy. Your eyes are delicious and I want to kiss them. Miss you."

Hmmm, definitely not Edward but my beautiful Bella instead, My Bella? Where did that come from? I heard a groan come from Bella and figured she was about to wake up. We would have a discussion about that voicemail soon. First I just hoped she didn't freak out about what happened last night, erm this morning.

BPOV

Warm. That was my first thought. Oh shite! Have I ended up in bed between Seth and Jake again? I try to discretely smell my surroundings. Jake and Seth have very distinct scents and I could detect neither. Oh FUCK! Where am I? I decide to do an inventory of what I know. I refuse to open my eyes as then the person I am on top of would know I am awake. I am clearly not on a bed, but atop a man. The man smells very nice and somewhat familiar. Oh GOD! I begin to remember the series of events from the night before.

The interrogation. The shots. The dancing. Seth and Jake. Frankie and Edward. Edwards advice. The voicemail. The wrong address. Stubbing my toe. Carlisle. Kissing Carlisle. Stroking Carlisle. Carlisle's magic fingers. Falling asleep on top of Carlisle.

That is clearly where I still am. I crack open one eye and see Carlisle looking down at me. His face is unreadable. I scramble to sit up and move off Carlisle. Sensing what I want he moves and sits at the end of the couch our heads were just occupying. He still has an unreadable face. I still don't know what to say. I am hung over. So I start with that.

"Carlisle? Do you have any ibuprofen handy? My head is killing me!" I say with a rather forced chuckle. He smiles a smile that doesn't reach his eyes and disappears into the kitchen. I find my bag and look at my phone. 8.25am. Oh GOD! Charlie is gonna kill me! Carlisle comes back in from the kitchen and hands me a glass and two ibuprofen. I take them quickly and finish the glass of water.

"Erm, I hope you don't mind but I sent a message to Charlie explaining that you stayed on the couch last night so you wouldn't have to come over and collect The Beast this morning." He spoke so earnestly I couldn't help but smile. He thinks of everything.

As I was about to speak about the large elephant in the room I heard the tell tale sounds of the twinnies getting up. Having decided that they didn't need to see me in this state in the morning I collected my belongings quickly, said a brief goodbye to Carlisle, grabbed my keys from the bowl next to the door and left. I didn't look back at Carlisle. Although, I can imagine how his face looked. I am such a user! How could I just leave that gorgeous caring man like that? With that thought in my head I put the truck in drive and headed home.

I felt bad but what could I do? The kids come first regardless of how I feel or how Carlisle feels. I had just pulled onto the drive when my phone rang. As I looked I saw it was Carlisle's house phone.

"Hello?" I asked nervously.

"Bee Bee?" asked Rosie nervously.

"Hey baby girl, what's up? Everything ok?" I asked even though I knew it wasn't. She was ringing me for a reason.

"Erm, we just come down from sleeping and well, Daddy was just sat on the settee staring into space. Jazz went up to him and was talking but he didn't say anything. He hasn't moved since I come down the stairs. What should I do? I thought of phoning Uncle Eddie but Daddy said yesterday that he hasn't got Ali and Em and would like a sleep in today. I didn't have anyone else to ring. I'm scared Bee Bee, he didn't do this last year, he was fake but never not there." She was on the verge of tears and I cursed that sexy blonde man I had just left.

"Ok baby girl, this is what you do. Put the phone up to your Daddy's ear and I will talk to him. Whistle when he has it next to his ear." She agreed and I waited for the whistle.

There was a faint whistle, I assumed Carlisle could now here me. I chose my words carefully not wanting to be harsh but needing him to get out of his stupor.

"Carlisle, I know you can hear me! I am so cross at you at the minute. The twins are scared shitless! They have come down stairs to find you in a zombie like state. This is not acceptable. I really enjoyed my time last night and yes we will talk about what has happened at some point. I just didn't think it was appropriate to do it when the twins were in earshot. Now speak to me so I know you are out of your zombie state." I said as sternly as I could. I was on the verge of panic and I am sure that was evident in my tone of voice.

"Oh Bella, I am so sorry I don't know what happened. Thank you so much for everything," he said it with feeling and I believed him, " I am going to get breakfast sorted and will be in touch. Thanks for sorting me out, I really don't know what had happened. We will talk later. Speak soon," he hung up after that and I tried to control myself until I got into my room. Luckily, Dad and Sue were still in bed. I tiptoed up the stairs and pulled on my pj's.

"Night Bells!" I heard Dad shout. I chuckled to myself, he was always gonna be a cop.

"Night Daddy, wake me up at 12 if I am not already up!" I hollered back through the wall. I picked up my phone and sent a text to Carlisle.

You really scared the shit out of me then! Plz dnt scare me or the sprogs like that again. Not fun! – B

Ok, so it was a little harsh but I felt it was necessary. I hope he has sorted himself out and the kids are fine. Seconds later I got a reply.

Bella, I am so sorry. I remember nothing from you leaving to you speaking to me on the phone. My brain totally checked out. I know that is no excuse. I am sorry I scared you and the kids. I will try harder – C

I decided it was only fair to lighten the mood. He had clearly got the message.

Hmmm, harder? Really? Is that even possible? You were very hard, erm trying very hard last nite hehehehe – B

I snuggled further into my bed, ready to drop when I heard the phone vibrate. I picked it up to read his reply, giggling already.

You are a naughty girl B, can't wait to have another *chat* like last nite. Speak soon dirty girl – C x

I had to stop this now or there would be no sleep! I sent off a message explaining that I was going to sleep and would text later. I got no reply which I suppose was letting me get my beauty sleep. Let's hope I get a few naughty dreams too!

R and R if ya wanna, if not lets hope you get some naughty Carlisle dreams! Review = definite naughty dreams ;O)

Cat x x