OK so I guess it's time to see Shuu's trial. The votes have been polled and one person wanted to read this out of one! lol so I guess it shall be done!

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-Agent Z

Shuu followed the policemen to court where he met his lawyer, now his lawyer was an odd one, She was wearing a detectives hat and a swirly eye monocle. She also wore a trench coat and liked to shove her lawyers ID in people's faces. "hello Shuichi!" She grinned, sticking out her gloved hand. "I will be your lawyer for today and possibly any other day you decide to get taken in by the law. She pulled out a fuzzy brief case and plunked it down on the table while still babbling away. "Now don't think you can do my job for me, I have been through many intense years of lawyers school and am very educated in the ways of... torture..." As she said this, her uncovered eye glinted evilly. Shuichi backed away slightly. She looked up at him and smiled. "My name... no wait... if I tell you my name they might be able to find me..." She muttered into her hand. "My other name is umm..." She had obviously not had the time to think this through and was now attempting to scour her brain for a name. "It's... oh just call me Agent Z" She coughed.

"Um... ok." Shuichi squeaked.

"Now. I will win you this trial so you can go home to your precious Yuki-san!" She declared grabbing Shuu's hands, her eyes glinting passionately.

"Oh? Really?!" Shuichi smiled. "Okay then I guess you're not THAT weird!" She frowned and let go of his hands. Then she pulled out a skewer, y'no like the ones you make shishkababs with?. and plunged it into the desk.

"Ok, ok never mind..." He cowered, looking at the suffering wooden desk. Her grin widened.

Just then the door opened. "Hello everyone!" The judge smiled, stepping into the judge box that was boxy. She put on her white wig and "ahemd." Agent Z looked up and then sat down on her side of the table. Shuichi did the same.

"Today we are here for the trial of Shuichi Shindou who has been convicted of murdering um.. what was it again?" The judge looked at the cue cards. "It was a blue thing wasn't it?... Well whatever it was... he murdered it!" She said, pointing the accusing finger at Shuichi. The accusing finger was scary.

"OBJECTION!" Agent Z screamed, standing up and slamming her fist into, and I really do mean into, the desk.

"OMG! You could've killed someone!" Shuu screamed, dodging the flying splinters.

Agent Z looked at shuichi and took a deep breath. "SHUT UP I DON'T CARE! NOW SIT DOWN AND LET ME DEFEND YOU!" Shuichi shrunk back and sat on the ground.

"Alright, well I shall call the first witness to the stand!" The lawyer said, adjusting her glasses. "Mizz Ish, I do believe it is pronounced." A girl on the other side of the courtroom stood up and walked over to the box that the people sit in that I don't know what it's called. Mizz Ish was short and had funny glasses on. She wore a long black cape and Shuichi could swear on his life that he never saw Mizz Ish anywhere near him on that day.

"Now!" Agent Z declared standing up. "It is time for justice to prevail!" She walked over to Mizz Ish and leaned on the desk. "Mizz... Ish? is that what they call you?" She asked skeptically.

"I have many names." Mizz Ish said cryptically.

Agent Z frowned "I don't care. Now Mizz Ish... Can I call you that?" Mizz Ish opened her mouth to answer but was cut short. "Well I don't care, I'm calling you that!" Agent Z said, slapping a playing card on the desk. The playing card was a joker but Agent Z had been drawing on it. It now sported a top hat, a mustache and wore black spandex overalls. Mizz Ish sighed. "Now, where were you on that day of the murder?" Agent Z inquired. Mizz ish opened her mouth to talk but... "That's right you WEREN'T THERE! You weren't there because you were at Costco. buying SCUBA GEAR!" She screamed, holding up a bag labeled evidence which was empty. She looked at the bag and screamed. "SOMEONE STOLE THE EVIDENCE!!!! WHY IS THE EVIDENCE BAG EMPTY??" She began whacking Mizz Ish on the head with it.

Mizz Ish adjusted he glasses and ignored Agent Z. "I was on my way back from Costco when I saw a boy with pink hair darting down the street." She said "So I followed him."

"Yeah... cuz that's normal..." Shuichi muttered.

"SHUT UP PION!" Agent Z screeched and then threw a banana at Shuichi. Then she turned back to Mizz Ish. "Anything else?"

"He was talking to a tree." Mizz Ish said.

"Uhu... and why is that important?" Agent Z asked, examining her nails.

"Because it is!" Mizz Ish stated.

"Well guess what?" Agent Z asked, pointing the accusing finger at Mizz Ish.

"Mizz Ish cowered under the wrath of the accusing finger... "Wh-wh-what?"

"YOUR EVIDENCE SUCKS! GET OUT OF THE COURTROOM!!!" All the while the judge just watched. She loved it when Agent Q was defending someone, there was usually always blood. Mizz Ish ran away in much fear. "WHOSE THE NEXT VICT... erm... VICTIM???"

"m-me..." A small voice said through the crowd. Everyone looked around as another girl stood up. Now the author didn't want to describe what she looked like so she didn't just use your imaginations.

"yes, yes, Tiffeh? I presume?" The judge asked. Tiffeh nodded.

"Alright then..." Said Agent Z. "Tell me your story.

Tiffeh frowned. "Well I was on the computer when I saw this story so I clicked on it and it was about Shuichi and it described how he killed whoever it was and stuff."

"Do you have any evidence?" Agent Q asked.

"Yes, actually I do!" Tiffeh smiled, pulling out a laptop. "The web site is http://www.fanfictio-"

"ARRGH!!!" Agent Z screamed, pulling out a baseball bat and whacking the computer many times. Shuichi was really scared but he dared not speak so he just watched as the frying computer cooked Tiffeh into a well-roasted Tiffeh loaf. The judge smiled. "Yum!" She picked up the Tiffeh loaf and put it away. "It looks like that's it so I guess Shuichi wins.

"WE WON!" Agent Z screamed as streamers fell from the ceiling. But I promised blood did I not? So agent Z walked over to Shuu-can and murdered him. But because Agent Z was really THAT scary nobody did anything about it. The judge just smiled and gave her a cookie.

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Ok so thanx to all the people that let me put them in this fan fiction. Especially Agent Z (Zo-zemonkeySan) I hope you like how I made your character! And if any of you couldn't tell I was a judge lol ok so that's it 4 now!! Toodels.