Ha I am back! Also this story really has not plot except Insainity! I write the chapters early in the morning, or late at night depending on how you look at 12am to 2am hours. thank you to my reviewers MaryAuksi, ShinobiKid12, dragoness triplets, Scifigi626, dragonlance, J.M.G, and chris. Also I know I am being a bit slow on the AxS pairing, but my mind is over flowing with insainity! Still don't own anything Hellsing related, and I don't own ShinobiKid12, or do I? Muwhahahahahahahaha! No I really don't. Insainity HOOOOOOO!

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"Seras?" Pip said as he poked his head in Seras room.

"What Pip?" she said, as she sat at her table, glaring at a packet of blood.

"I have a HUGE favor to ask you?"

"Okay," Seras sighed and looked up at him. "What is it?"

"Just follow!" he said as he yanked her out of the chair and ran down the hall with her. "Trust me it's going to be great!"

"Pip? Seras? What are you guys doing?" Christy asked as the bumped past her in the hall.

"Sorry!" Seras called back as she was being dragged down the hall.

"No your not!" Christy laughed. "Oh God."

"YOU!" Katlyn roared as she was walking down the hallway. Grabbing Christy she begin to drag her towards Integra's office. "I can't believe you! First a chicken! Then a fight! Now a bloody fucking pimp hat! Honestly can't you do anything productive?"

"Um….no comment!" Christy replied as she was still being drugged. "Am I in trouble?"

"You don't even know!" Katlyn said through her gritted teeth. They entered the office, and Katlyn threw Christy into the desk. "Now can we deal with the slight goddamned demon problem!"

"What demon problem?" replied Christy.

"The demon problem you where sent her to fix," Integra stated as she looked up from her files. Cigar hanging from her mouth she answered the ringing phone. "Sir Integra….yes right on it." She hung up the phone and stared at the girls. "Seems there is a Freak attack happing in downtown London."

"Freak?" Katlyn said. "Oh I must go. So much research to do. No other Vampireologist has ever done research on these chipped Freaks that pretend to be vampires! Think of the prestige!"

"We're going on the mission aren't we," Christy sniffed.

"OF COURSE WE BLOODY FUCKING ARE! PRESTIGE!"

"Did anyone ever tell you, you think way to much of what others think of you and your work," Christy sighed.

"You have," Katlyn replied as she glared at her. "Unlike some witches in here who still have their power, and doesn't have to prove herself every minuet of her fucking life, I have to bring honor to he Belton name, and I bloody well will!"

"I was afraid you might say that," Christy groaned.

"ALUCARD!" Integra scream for her faithful, but annoying servant.

"You screeched?" he laughed as he fazed threw the wall.

"There is a Freak attack," she said, not letting Alucard get to her. "You know the routine, and those two are coming with you."

"Where's your pimp hat?" Christy asked.

"Do I have to?" Alucard whined.

"Just do your job and get out of my sight!" Intergra roared. Alucard fazed out mumbling his dislike of his master. "You two head down to the trucks out front and get in them. They will take you to the Freak sight. Also if you get harmed or killed I will not be held accountable."

"Thank you sir Hellsing!" Katlyn shouted with glee, as she dragged Christy out.

"Ya thanks," Christy replied, her voice filled with venom.

"Come on!" Katlyn shouted as she pulled her again. They passed Pip and Seras running out of Pip's room. Christy broke free of Katlyn's grasp.

"Why are you two in pink chickens suits?" Christy gaped.

"Oh shit," Pip said as he and Seras took off the chicken suits over their clothes. "We where having a séance to contact my chicken."

"You're weird," Christy stated as Katlyn pulled her out to the trucks again.

"I told you it was a bad idea," Seras huffed as she followed them out to the trucks.

"But I loved that chicken like my own wife!" Pip said as he followed her.

"Pip you don't have a wife," Seras replied.

"Not now, but I was going to marry that chicken," Pip sighed. Seras slapped him.

"You are such an idiot!" Seras replied as she stormed away.

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"Come out come out where ever you are," Alucard laughed as he wandered down town London, which was usually quiet. "No Ghouls, no Freaks, what the fuck is this!"

"Looks like a bust," Christy said as she came up besides Alucard.

"AHHHH! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM!" Alucard roared. "I hate being caught off guard like that!"

"Well that's easy! I came from inside my mommy," she said full of child like innocence.

"I hate you," Alucard muttered.

"Thanks! You are the 3,798th person to claim they hate me! 202 more and I'll hit 4 thousand!" she smiled.

"Right, so where is everyone else?"

"Behind you," Katlyn sighed. "Bye bye research. So long prestige!"

"Huh?" a confused Seras uttered. "What are you talking about?"

"You still have a pink feather in your hair," Pip said as he took it out of Seras's hair.

"Well this has been fun lets leave," Christy said, as she turned to leave and bumped into a cop. "Sorry bout…shit you're a Freak."

"You're correct!" the cop replied gleefully. "You're also dinner!"

"Sorry, my blood is diseased ridden and I have high cholesterol," Christy said as she backed up. Katlyn rushed forward.

"Amazing! It looks exactly like a vampire! But it isn't! so where is this chip implanted? How long ago was it implanted? Can you eat and drink other things beside blood? Can you drink animal blood? How about blood from the deceased?"

"Wha…what?" replied the shock vampires. Everyone started backing up real slow from Katlyn and the freak. Then Christy sneezed, and the Freak was squashed by the foot of a 20ft green Koala bear.

"Where the hell did that come from?" Alucard gasped.

"NOOOOOO! YOU KILLED MY GUINEA PIG! MY EXPERMENT! MY PRESTIGE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Katlyn takes a deep breath. "HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Okay I feel better now."

"Sorry bout the 20ft Koala, I'm allergic to people who try to suck my blood," Christy said as she looked at the ground.

"As you stand next to two vampires," Alucard sighed. Christy sneezed again. The green Koala instantly shrunk to normal size and fell into Pips arms.

"Awww I got a baby!" Pip squealed.

"I wish you would get a brain!" Alucard roared. "Let's go Police Girl. I had enough of this for one night."

"Yes master!" Seras replied cheerfully as she followed her master.

"Hey you guys want some bbqued chicken? We got plenty!" asked a voice from the house next to them.

"Only one place you could have got chicken legs that big," Christy gasped.

"NOOOOOOOOO! MY CHICKEN LOVE! YOU ATE HER!" Pip cried. "I have an idea!"

1 hour later.

"This is ridicules!" Integra muttered. She was sitting on the floor in a monkey suit in Pip's room. "Why the hell am I in a monkey suit!"

"Because I ran out of chicken suits!" Pip replied. "So you and Walter just have to where the monkey suits I found. So Christy as the maker of the Chicken you sit on the right of the alter, and ShinoKid12 as cooker and eater of the Chicken you sit at the left of the alter."

Christy and ShinobiKid12 sit down where they where told on Pip's alter to the Chicken. They where both in pink chicken suits. Walter and Integra sat on either side of the door across from the alter to be guards. Pip then proceeded to doing a dance around the alter in the center of the room.

"Come back to me chicken LOVE! Come and answer your mates dance!" Pip called out and continued to dance. The result he go was a burp from ShinobiKid12.

"Excuse you!" Christy giggled.

"THAT'S IT YOU BROKE MY CONCENTARION! THIS IS FAILURE! ALL FAILURE!" Pip roared as he stormed out of the room.

"Wanna come back to my place and get some more chicken?" ShinobiKid12 asked Christy.

"Sure why not!" Christy agreed and they walked out.

"This is the last time I do a favor for anyone!" Integra roared.

"Look! I'm MONKEY MAN!" Walter screamed as he jumped out the window.

"Has everyone lost their minds! Wait! Now I am talking to myself peachy. Just end the chapter already! Shit now who am I talking to? Stop it! End! THE END OF CHAPTER!"

Room fades to black

"Thank you!"

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So let's see for next chapter, we will have some Pip flirting with Seras, a jelous and possesive Alucard, puppies, and what ever else you guys suggest to see! So review! Till next chapter!