This chapter is going to be lots of fun to write! I just had a lot of Ice-cream, sugar and now I'm starting to vibrate! Yay! Here we go!
Dustpelt walked in wearing a hula skirt and marking all over his face. He had a staff he was carrying and he began to chant randomly when sudden-
"Ok hold up!" Jingle said.
"What?"
"You are way too hyper I don't think you can write a chapter like this."
"Blshalfhwuh"
"What?" Jingle asked.
"I said 'Blshalfhwuh'"
"Uggg look I'm going to go take an aspirin and take a little break for 20 min. Don't do anything random or else!" Jingle cried leaving.
"Hmmm 20 minutes without any one telling me what to do while I'm really hyper. This is going to be fun!"
-Back to the story-
Dustpelt had marking all over his face as he danced around yelling things out. He had attracted a large crowd of cats by now and continued to babble like an idiot.
"Dustpelt stop being random! And Sparkles didn't jingle tell you not to-" Spottedleaf was interrupted and disappeared in a puff of purple smoke.
"Cats the All Mighty Clock has told me that we must join the Tic Toc Tribe!" He cried out shaking his staff which had an alarm clock at the end of it.
"Ok" Said the cats.
They all disappeared and reappeared wearing hula skirts and marking on their face except Oldfur, Graystripe and Duckstar.
-With Spottedleaf-
"Where am I?" she called out into the abyss.
Suddenly 5 Care bears appeared out of nowhere.
"We love you!" They said as Spottedleaf screamed.
"Stop the Randomness" She cried.
-With Jingle-
"I hope Sparkles isn't doing something stupid"
-Back to the Story-
"Those three are to be sacrificed to the clock at the lake! Follow me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dustpelt yelled grabbing Oldfur, Graystripe and Duckstar and tied them up to a branch and carried them to the lake.
When they arrive at the lake they built a roaring fire and danced around it babbling like idiots.
"Time to make the Idol!" He yowled while gathering sticks.
After one hour he stepped back and revealed a giant clock made of sticks and mud. The cats then kneeled down before it and bowed down repeatedly while chanting "Tic Toc! Tic Toc!".
As soon as the moon began to shine through the clouds Dustpelt called together his tribe and untied Duckstar.
"QUACK" Cried Duckstar.
"You stupid bird! You have not accepted the tribe traditions and now you must pay!" Dustpelt said lifting the blue duck up and padding toward the lake.
"QUACK!"
"Don't try and beg for mercy! Oh great Tic Toc gods please rid us of this duck!" He yelled before throwing the bird into the lake.
Duckstar being a duck just floated there and waddled back on to land.
"QUACK!"
"Vile beast be gone with you!"
He then through her once more into the lake. She again just floated there before waddling back on to land.
"QUACK!"
This whole episode repeated itself many times until Squirrelflight got an idea.
"Dustpelt let me through bread into the middle of the lake before you throw Duckstar!" She said as she through bread high into the sky before landing far of shore in the lake.
This time when Dustpelt threw the duck it swam to the bread and stayed there to eat it.
"Next!"
Sandstorm handed Graystripe over.
"Graystripe time for you to die in front of the Clock Gods!"
"There is a reason I eat so much potato salad" He cried as he jumped into the air.
In mid air he grew wings made of potato salad and flew into the sun.
"Doesn't that hurt his eyes?" Sandstorm asked confused.
"Ok whatever... Next!" Dustpelt said.
They took Oldfur and dragged him to Dustpelt.
"Graystripe I will follow you!" Oldfur cried jumping into the air.
Of course he didn't grow wings and plummeted into the lake.
"The Evil have paid!!!!" He cried out.
Then the Cha Cha Slide began to play and everyone did it around the fire.
-With Spottedleaf-
Spottedleaf was now in a corner, sucking her thumb while the Care bears told her the Alphabet.
-With Graystripe-
"I'm like butterfly in space!" he said twirling around.
-With Duckstar and Oldfur-
"QUACK!"
"Oh shut up" said Oldfur who was standing on tree trunk that had floated nearby.
-With Jingle-
"I've regained my composure! Time to check on Sparkles."
-With Sparkles-
Sparkles is on the floor vibrating after saving her chapter while yelling out "jwehlfgugbwuyegfuqa"
"What the heck did you do!" Cried out Jingle as she entered the room.
Then Jingle read the chapter and began ranting on how she had told Sparkles not to do this.
She the saved Spottedleaf from her Care bear room.
"Ok that's it your getting a time out" She said as she dragged Sparkles away.
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