AN: Yooooooo! Can't nothing stop me I'm on a roll! (On a roooooolllll) Disregarding that Logic snippet, ya favorite Author Raz is back at it again with the spicy updates brothers and that one sister who follows the story. How many of you already know who the Goddess is? Probably alot of you considering the symbol is iconic in Shippuden. Whatever, I tried to be vague. Anyway! Do that thing where you comment and say stuff that boosts my ego.

Disclaimer : If you could only taste food with your sense of hearing would you be able to eat the soundwaves it produces?

The clone that Naruto had previously sent to research the Goddess found information almost immediately after looking up strange symbols involving female Gods.

Though, there were two Goddesses and they were incredibly similar. Both were about death and destruction and wreaking as much havoc as possible. But only one would use the symbol that the teen held in his hand.

Jashinism.

The literal definition of the word being 'Evil God' or 'Wicked Heart'. This Goddess was that of one who reveled in the chaos of destruction. Ancient stories of how she would choose warriors to represent her and wreak devastation on the world or cleanse itnof it's impurities.

The women would grant her champions with immortality so long as they reaped the souls of anyone who possessed wicked intentions. Performing a blood ritual with the intent of self-harm on the Champion. That pain and suffering would then transfer to the individual caught in the ritual. All it needed was just a tiny drop of blood from the victim and the Champions weapon bestowed upon them by their Goddess.

Naruto eyed the dagger in his hand. He had made a mistake when grabbing the blade. His eyes narrowed as he held the blade of death in his hands. It was pulsing with life. Eager to wreap the souls of anyone unfortunate enough to be cut with it.

This was real. He could feel the pull from the blade. The symbol from the necklace was calling out to him. Sweet, soft whispers from a woman with an enchanting voice. Requesting him to purge the world of evil men and women.

Naruto doubted that the Goddess actually cared who was sacrificed to her. The positive intent was there but the man that originally held the dagger was anything but pure. And while the boy may not be the most saint-y of people, he knew that sacrificing individuals for the sake of immortality was enticing.

The way the teaching had been skewered and perverted from it's original intention did not surprise him. But he couldn't believe that the woman was all good either. Her name was literally Evil God. Hindsight is a killer afterall.

It mattered not. That man that had committed suicide with the very dagger grasped in his hands was a priest for the religious cult. He figured he'd have to tell Tayuya soon. It didn't help that the whispers from the women were getting louder.

He had asked Kurama if anything was in his mindscape but the Bijuu had found nothing. Which meant that this Goddess would speak with him whether he liked it or not. The boy began to rub his eyes in slight frustration.

Why the fuck did he pick it up to begin with? He felt like a fucking idiot. His angry midget companion was absolutely right about the damn thing. It literally was used to sacrifice virgins. Not the rape part but still.

It was a good thing he was becoming a Shinobi. He doubted the Goddess would allow him to deny the title she would bestow on him. Those who accepted were blessed with her gift and those who denied were beheaded. His teeth clenched together as he stabbed the knife into the coffee table. The blade sunk into the wood with ease and stopping at the hilt.

He gave a low exhale to calm himself down. Getting angry was pointless. It was already set in stone.

"I told you to be wary. But like always, you Uzumaki take action before thinking." Kuramas deep baritone response only serving to make the youth annoyed. But his Bijuu was right. He'd have to look up more info on this subject. The old history books not going in-depth.

On the bright side, only 3 Jashin Champions were ever allowed to co-exist at any given time. Which meant there wasn't an army of immortals running around sacrificing people for sport.

A mental image of the woman came into his mind. She had incredibly long straight silver hair that reached to her ankles. She had a mask on that concealed her face from view. On the mask was two X's that were in place of where the eyes would be. The mask had no nose but the mouth looked as if it were stitched together.

The stitching was sewed slightly up at the ends of the mouth giving it an eerie smile. The woman herself was pale as snow. With a long white robe covering her body. She had no footwear of any kind but her fingernails and toenails were painted red.

In her left hand she held a goblet with red liquid in the cup. Whether it was blood or wine that resided in the cup was up for debate. In her right hand she possessed a long scythe that was taller than she was.

The weapon had chains that ran all along it linking it together. The chains seemed almost infused with the deities hand as she held it with the blade of the scythe pointing down towards the ground.

As quick as the image came it disappeared. The boy rubbed his eyes to alleviate the headache he had. He really hoped the woman was bearable.

Atleast he wouldn't accidentally sacrifice a comrade on the field. The teen would have to taste the victims blood before the ritual could even commence. As the boy sat and contemplated his situation a knock resonated at his door.

Naruto heard Tayuya singing in the shower and smiled slightly. He got up to the door to see who it could be. Anko would usually just waltz right in. He opened the door and blinked as he stared eye to eye to Hiruzen.

The old man gave Naruto a smile as the youth continued to gaze at him in confusion. The Jinchuuriki tilted his head before speaking.

"Uhh.. Hey Old Man. What cha doing here?" The Third Hokage took his hat off and gave a chuckle at the boys question.

"Well my boy, it would appear that you got youself into some trouble today yes?" It was phrased with a hint of mirth and a sly smile. The teens expression became flat and he closed the door in Hiruzens face.

Naruto walked away and counted down from 3 in his head as the Old Man just pushed the door open and glided through the room as if he owned it. Technically he did but it didn't matter to Naruto. It was still his damn house. "Old ass still has a thing for theatrics." The youth thought to himself with amusement.

The Jinchuuriki sat back down on his spot at the couch while Hiruzen sat in the loveseat. "Do you mind if I smoke in here my boy?"

"I could care less Old Man. That's the 47th time you've asked since giving us this apartment." Hiruzen gave a low chuckle as he lit the tobacco in his pipe and giving a few inhales. He exhaled the smoke from his nostrils and closed his eyes to relax.

"Don't think about falling asleep in here Old Man. Tayuya and I are going to fuck later and I don't want your ass trying to be a voyeur." Narutos grin grew larger as Hiruzen gave a sigh of annoyance.

"You'd only last 2 minutes anyway. She'd be horribly depressed afterwards." Naruto gave a loud guffaw at the older mans response. Laughing loudly as Hiruzen possessed a small smile on his face.

It had been quite awhile since he visited the Uzumaki's. The life of a Kage was a tiring job. He was glad Naruto wasn't interested in the position. The boy would blow the building up before the end of the day. He was needed on the field and not behind a desk slaving away for 12 hours.

The veteran actually missed the thrill of battle. He was a Shinobi through and through. It got old quickly being the Hokage. He had to sign off on everything the village needed, he had to handle the upper echelons of the Shinobi Corps, and had to send children off to war. Sometimes to their death. It was a tiring job.

He enjoyed his time around the young Uzumakis. They made him feel young again. The constant respect and admiration shown daily would weigh on the man. He actually missed being called 'Old fuck' by Tayuya. He idly wondered where the young spitfire was before hearing faint singing from the bathroom of their shared apartment.

Naruto rose from his seat and made his way to the kitchen to fetch some tea for his guest. As he began making the tea he called out plainly to the ANBU member that was in the apartment.

"Snake, you're welcome to join us if you wish. It's not like this is business for the Old Man or anything. His old ass needs to stretch them bones every once in a while." He chuckled slightly at Hiruzens scoff.

The ANBU member appeared in a flicker kneeling beside the Hokage before glancing upwards as if asking for permission. "It is fine Snake. You are welcome to join if you wish."

The woman with the snake themed masked slightly nodded before sitting with her back against the wall with every individual in the house in her eyesight. She pulled one of her knees up to her chest while resting her arm against the knee. The womans head resting slightly on her appendage.

"Well that's the best we'll get out of her. Too professional Old Man. You need to get some more laid back members like Kakashi." The teen making idle chitchat.

A slight exhale of tobacco filled the room before the man responded calmy. "The ANBU are the elite of the elite Naruto. They need to be professional."

"They need some personalities." He fired back making sure that he put great emphasis on the word 'need'. The boy felt an object collide with the back of his head after his statement. It hit him with enough force that he almost lost his balance.

Already knowing that Snake was the culprit he responded to her action. "See? Now doesn't that make you feel happy Snake?" The question was being phrased as if he was talking to a younger sibling.

The woman just scoffed with an annoyed huff. Naruto gave a small grin as he walked back with the tray of tea and light snacks and sat the food down on the coffee table. "You want me to throw it at you too Snake or are you gonna be a big girl and come get some?"

Another object rocketed at his face snapping it backwards and he gave a light grunt. Hiruzen gave a light chuckle as the ANBU member beamed the boy in the face. Naruto still retained his earlier smile and took a sip of tea as if he hadn't just been hit.

A comfortable silence settled in the room for several minutes. Tayuya entered into the room while speaking to Naruto. "Hey Whiskeres, where's my.." She trailed off as she got a good look into the room. Glancing at the ANBU member in the room and then to the Hokage.

"The fucks the old fart here for?" She questioned towards her cousin. She was clad in nothing but a towel as she brushed her hair. Not caring that there were others in the room. The redhead made her way over to Naruto before planting her bottom in his lap. Crossing her legs as she did so while continuing to brush her beautiful hair.

Naruto just sighed as his hands rested on her thighs. "The Old Man came over to discuss what happened earlier. Snake is being a loser and is pouting in the corner. I made snacks for everyone." He gestured towards the tea and small sandwiches adorned on the tray. The redhead gave a non-committal hum as she continued to brush her hair.

"Can you put some clothes on please? We have guests." The boy stroked her thigh slightly when he asked.

Tayuya gave a small glare at his request. "Why the fuck should I? It's my house." Naruto gave a slight sigh before responding.

"Tayuya. Get dressed. Now." His voice was stern and filled with authority. Hiruzen idly watched the scene play out. If the boy had done that years ago he'd be nursing a bruised jaw and possibly a broken nose. But it seemed that the two were finally becoming intimate in their relationship.

He had witnessed this very same song and dance with Minato and Kushina. Many believed his wife wore the pants in the relationship but it was the exact opposite. An Uzumaki woman could never be tamed, but she could be corralled.

Minato let Kushina do as she pleased 90% of the time. But when he wanted her to do something he'd make it very clear. The woman wouldn't challenge a demand that was repeated. If Minato didn't reply to her denial the first time then she was free to do as she wished. It seemed that same dynamic was occuring before his eyes.

Tayuyas head turned and she gazed into his eyes. He was staring directly back at her, as if wanting her to challenge his demand. The girl blinked slightly before nodding her head and getting up to put some clothes on.

"Thank you YuYa." The boy responded as she went to do her task. He had a small smile as he reclined in his seat and closed his eyes. Several minutes passed in silence with the occasional gulping of tea and exhale of Tobacco.

Tayuya entered the room in her usual attire of a black sports bra and tight leggings. She immediately went back to her previous spot and sat in the boys lap. She sat with her back resting in the boys chest. The Jinchuuriki placed his hand back on her thigh whilst rubbing small circles on her.

The redhead closed her eyes and let her shoulder's droop slightly. Another wave of comfortable silence swept through the room before Naruto decided to kick things off.

"What do you know of Jashin Old Man?"

The mans eyes narrowed slightly while refilling his pipe. "Jashinism. An ancient cult that was formed before even the time of Shinobi. The Goddess Jashin, would choose 3 mortals to do her bidding in sacrificing souls of the wicked. She would bless them with immortality so long as they performed the ritual correctly." He exhaled the tobacco before packing more.

"The Jashin Champions would use her weapons and sacrifice individuals who were seen as impure and vile. But, like any religion based off blood rituals and sacrifices, the cult had become corrupt. But the Goddess cared not so long as souls were wreaped. It is why only 3 mortals are allowed to possess her blessings.

"Her name may be evil and the practices may seem barbarian but is it truly any different to what we do? We Shinobi are just glorified mercenaries afterall my boy."

Tayuyas eyed were furrowed as she took in everything the Hokage said. She glanced at the dagger that was stabbed into the table as well as the necklace that encircled it. She put it together far more quickly than the blonde would have liked.

"We will talk about your decisions later Naruto." The boy grimaced as Tayuyas voice came out calm and measured. She hadn't even cursed.

Hiruzen gave Naruto a look of sympathy. Uzumaki women were scary indeed. "Yes ma'am." He replied back sullenly. She gave a slight nod and directed her attention to Hiruzen.

"Sooo... What? This Jashin bitch chose Naruto as her next champion or something?" Succint as always she was.

Hiruzen glanced at Naruto and then to the dagger in the table. "It would appear so. I can sense Narutos Chakra surging through the dagger. That is one of the blessings from Jashin. The other..." The man trailed off.

"Immortality.." The blonde stated rather sadly. Why would anyone wish to live forever? It was a curse if he ever heard of one. He squeezed Tayuya slightly as the realization finally hit him.

He would outlive her. She would die. His eyes became distant as he stared at the dagger. He would continue living on and sacrificing people because of a stupid decision on his part. Naruto gave a sharp intake of air.

Why did he pick it up? Why did he let his Chakra connect with the relic? Would he and Kurama be together for all eternity now? Would his new friend never be able to feel the wind on his fur?

Why him? Hadn't he suffered enough? Had Kami truly chose to spite his very existence?! Everything would be taken away from him that he loved. Anko and Tayuya would die and he'd never join them.

He'd never be at peace. He'd..

A pair of soft hands grabbed his face and forced him to turn. His eyes bore into a familiar shade of light brown. Tayuyas face was an inch away from him.

"Hey hey hey." She cooed softly to the boy. "It's ok Whiskers. We're gonna get through this." She tenderly rubbed his cheeks as she calmed him down. "You know why we'll get through this? Because we're Uzumakis. And Uzumakis stick together."

Narutos lips parted slightly. He blinked jis eyes several times. Had he been crying? Did his thoughts consume him that much?

Tayuya gently leaned her face closer to the boy before her lips met his. Narutos eyes widened at the kiss. The redhead closed her eyes as she lovingly carressed his cheeks.

Slowly but surely the boys eyes closed and his hands swept through her elegant tresses. She gave a hum of approvement and deepened it. Pouring all of her love into the kiss.

She didn't want this moment of theirs to be sexual. She needed the boy to know that despite everything that's happened as well as everything that is eventually going to happen, the two would get through this together.

The two teens remained lip locked for several more seconds before Tayuya slowly pulled away. She had a soft and beautiful smile on her face as she stroked his cheeks.

"Everything will be ok."

Break

After Tayuya had calmed Naruto down, Hiruzen wished the two a 'Good luck with their exams' and proceeded to leave. He had come to see if the boy was ok. The boy would eventually accept what has come to pass.

With his cousin comforting him he would be just fine. They were good for each other. All he wished for was Narutos happiness. If Tayuya made him happy then that was good enough for the Third Hokage.

After bidding the two goodbye the two cousins sat quietly in the living room. Tayuya was straddling the boys waist as she stroked his cheeks. Providing him comfort and reassurance.

The Jinchuuikis eyes were closed as his hands rested on Tayuyas waist. "Tayuya?" His voice came out soft.

"Yes?"

"I'm sorry."

She gave him a soft kiss on his cheek as she responded. "It's fine Whiskers."

He was quiet as she continued her soft gestures on her lover/cousin. She gave a sly smile as a thought occured to her. Her hands began to trail down past his face and stopped on his muscular chest.

She leaned her head towards the boy before planting soft kisses on his jawline. Trailing down towards his neck and giving small licks every few seconds. The blondes eyes closed slowly as his fingers gripped the girls supple waist tightly.

She softly bit his neck before trailing towards his ear. Giving him delicate kisses before stopping at his earlobe. "I love you Naruto. I love you so much." Her words came out husky and slightly raspy. Her breathing was heavy and she nipped his earlobe.

The blonde gave a sharp hiss of pleasure while his hips thrusted up slightly. The redhead prevented his hips from thrusting any further by shifting all her weight on his lap. Her cousin gave a low groan of displeasure at the action.

"Shhhhhh." She shushed him lowly with a whisper that reeked of lust. "Let me please you." The blonde grit his teeth as the words drilled into his ear. Tayuyas left hand began running up and down his broad chest. She started to unbutton his shirt while continuing her ministrations on his neck.

After getting the first two buttons undone she proceeded to rip the rest of them leaving his chest exposed. The redhead pulled away from his neck causing the blonde to open his eyes. Tayuya licked her lips slowly as she stared at her cousins body.

A shudder ran through her body as she rolled her hips slightly. She bit her lower lip as she trailed her hands up and down the rock hard muscles that adorned his upper torso.

She was dripping wet and barely anything had happened yet. She could feel her cousins erection through the fabric of his jeans. Another shudder ran through her body as his rod pulsed slightly. She wanted it so bad. But he had pleased her and she would return the favor. She was pent up but he needed this. The redhead would gladly deliver.

Tayuya grinded herself against his erection while stifling the moans that wanted to escape. Her nails dug into his abs and she hissed with pleasure. Narutos fingers dug deeper into the flesh of her hips. This was driving him crazy. Her juices were seeping through her leggings and coating his lap.

Tayuya bit her lip as she stared directly into her cousins eyes. "Do you like that Naruto? Can you feel how wet I am? This is all for you. Only you." The tightness in Narutos jeans were at an all time high. His dick was throbbing and it was getting painful.

She slung her head back causing her hair to flair wildly. She started to rock her hips against him painfully slowly. Making sure to start directly from the base of his shaft to the head. Once reaching the tip she would then reverse her direction. All while giving low moans and groans as she spewed dirty phrases. It was becoming unbearable.

"Tayuya." He groaned huskily. A tremor rocked her body at the way he said her name. She gave a low moan. "What is it Naruto? What do you need me to do? I'll do anything for you." She pressed her lower lips to his head and proceeded to grind against it slowly. "Tell me. Tell me what you want."

Naruto was incapable of speaking due to the pleasure he was recieving. His mind was in a haze as his cousin slowed her actions even further. Her upper body leaned towards him and she gave a guttural moan into his ear.

"I know what you want." As the words left her mouth her lower half vacated from his lap and she slowly began to descend his body. Her tongue trailed down his body as she continued her descent. She lingered on his abs and gave a moan before continuing to her prize.

She reached the hem of his pants before using her teeth to undo the button holding them up. She gave a dirty grin as she ran her hands up and down his clothed member.

"I can't wait to taste you Naruto. I'm so wet just thinking about it " Her voice was littered with lust as she gazed up into his eyes from her spot between his legs. The whiskered boy gave a hiss of pleasure as he locked eyes with the redhead.

His member throbbed and he thrust upwards slightly before Tayuya halted his actions by placing both her hands on his thighs. Naruto gave a groan of displeasure at the action.

"Tell me what you want me to do. Treat me like the little slut I am for you." Her words came out rapid and his fists ballee slightly at how dirty the girl was being. "Fuck. I want you to taste it " She licked her lips before gripping his pants and ripping them downwards.

His manhood sprang from it's prison and stood towering in front of her. Tayuyas lower lips trembled and gushed just thinking of how she would ride this monster. But she stamped those thoughts down. This was for her lovers enjoyment not hers. And she would make him remember every little detail.

She leaned her head closer and gave a mighty inhale of his scent. Her eyes rolled back and she almost came just from the aroma. "Holy fucking fuck." Her juices were flowing straight down her leg and staining the carpet where she was crouched at.

Narutos third leg throbbed at the redheads action and he gave a low groan in response. Tayuya spotted a bit of pre-cum seeping from the head of his manhood and licked her lips. She brought both of her hands to grip his meat and gave a slow and gentle tug.

Naruto grunted slightly and moaned her name as she began to rub his manhood slowly. He had literally dreamed of this moment. The day that this beauty would pleasure him with just her mouth. He gave a hiss as she rubbed the head of his dick.

"I've been wanting this for so long. To taste his cum. Having it shoot into my throat. Fuuuuuck." The girls thoughts running rampant in debauchery. She began to learn her head closer to his member to finally claim her prize.

The sound of the apartment door slamming open made both teens jump slightly and their eyes snapped to the intruder. Their horrified expressions only growing at who stood at the doorway.

"Hey ya little shits! I heard about.." Ankos voice trailed off seeing the extremely lewd scene in front of her. The older woman gave an incredibly slow blink as she stared at both teens with their pants around their waists. One literally and the other figuratively.

"You uhh.. You want me to bring back some condoms or?" Ankos question was slightly teasing as she directed it at them. The older womans question finally snapped Tayuya out of her horrified state before she screamed at the woman.

"GET THE FUCK OUT!"

Anko gave a startled yelp before dashing out the house and slamming the door behind her. Tayuya closed her eyes and rubbed her temples as her face lit up in crimson. Her mood was fucking killed at their guardians intrusion.

She glanced slightly at her lover to find he had pulled his pants up haphazardly. She gave a loud groan of frustration. "I'm gonna kill her! I'm gonna cut her nipples off and feed them to her! After I strangle her to death I'm gonna piss on her corpse!" The girl raged on.

Naruto gave a nervous chuckle at his cousins anger. "It's ok YuYa." The girl stopped her speech on how she would torture the 'purple haired cunt' and glanced towards her lover. He smiled at her and she gave a soft sigh.

She approached him before giving him a tender kiss which he reciprocated immediately. "I'm sorry Whiskers. I'll make up it to you." The blonde just smiled at her.

"It's fine YuYa. I can wait longer. You don't need to rush." She gave the boy a genuine smile and licked his whisker marks slightly before walking away to their shared bedroom.

"I fucking love you Naruto."