He walked away and Gilbert followed after him. He pulled Roderich to a stop and brilliantly said the first awesome thing to pop into his head. "Gilbird missed you."
"What?"
"Gilbird missed you."
The Austrian stared at him for a second before sighing. He shut his eyes for a second as if in reluctance and moved forward so suddenly that Gilbert didn't even see it coming. He kissed him chastely and stepped back. "That's nice Gilbert. I missed him too then I suppose… I'm going to bed."
He walked away and Gilbert stared after him. What in the… Was that supposed to be a double meaning or something? He grinned and hurried after the nation to find him in the upstairs bathroom.
Gilbert pealed out of his clothes and started to get into bed when his phone buzzed. Confused as to who would be interrupting his awesome time with Roderich, Gilbert flipped his phone open and skimmed through the text.
Don't even think of forcing urself into Rod's bed 2nite. Go sleep n te guest room.
"What the hell?" Gilbert looked out the window and found his phone buzzing again.
And don't give Italy more ideas. He won't leave me alone.
Pfft, awesome. Gilbert tossed his phone aside and started to get in bed when his ringtone went off. Worried for Roderich hearing it and thus his plans being ruined, Gilbert answered, "I swear to Gott, I personally am going to kill you if~"
"Get out of his room, Gilbert."
"West~"
"GO!" In the background, Gilbert could hear Italy calling for Germany to come out of the closet. He laughed and carefully took his stuff and left the room so as not to get Specs suspicious.
"Come on! I'm already married to him!"
"Bruder, think of it this way, you want sex, right?"
"Pfft, ja."
"You and Roderich are getting along right?"
"Ja…"
"So if he thinks that you are behaving, but don't want any… and then you keep unknowingly showing off yourself to him without gloating… eventually…"
Gilbert waited. "Eventually what? Come on! That sounded awesome!"
"Eventually he'll come running after you."
"No way! That's awesome! Why didn't I think of that?"
"But Bruder, you have to remember~"
"I can't wait. I'm going to be shirtless all week and I'll~"
"BRUDER!"
"What?"
"You have to stop gloating and saying how awesome you are. If you wanna do that, you have to be suave about things. That means you sleep in your own bed away from him and you not invade his vital regions. No touching him in an inappropriate way, no innuendos, and no gestures towards any sexual nature."
"Aww~ West, that's boring!"
"Do you want him running after you?"
"Well, ja. It would be awesome."
"It'll be worth the trouble… Can you tell Italy to stop?"
"Hm? What's he doing?"
"He's trying to invade my vital regions and sex me up."
Gilbert could tell he was blushing as he said this, "ja, give me to him." He snickered as he listened to his bruder open the closet door and hand the phone over to Feliciano. "Hey Feli?"
"Gil! I did just as~"
"I know. Awesome job, but you did one thing wrong."
"Hm? Oh no! What did I do?"
"You stopped when he told you to."
"But he was~"
"I know! Listen, just apologize and look all innocent like you always do. Then when he is finally lying around and going to sleep, just slowly, without saying anything, lay against him and fall asleep. In the morning, try that stuff I told you to do again except this time DON'T STOP!"
"Don't stop what?" Gilbert froze as he heard Roderich speak. The nation was standing right behind him with the shower still running. Gilbert looked over his shoulder and felt himself get hard at the sight of the Austrian soaking wet, no glasses, and covered in only a towel around his waist. Heilig Scheisse. That was the most astounding sight of all time…
"Gilbert?"
"I'm still here Italy." Gilbert forced himself to focus on the phone, "like I was saying. Just don't stop okay?"
"Okay!"
"Nacht Feli!"
"Night Gilgil!"
Gilbert hung up and looked over at Roderich. "Problem showering?"
"Nein, I just forgot to grab the new conditioner that I had bought today. I was just going to get it."
"Where is it?"
"In the foyer, I left it in there when I got a call this afternoon."
"I'll go get it. You have to be getting cold."
"I'm fine."
"You soaking wet and that can't be good for the wood floors."
Roderich bit his lip, "you have a point… Very well then, I'll leave it to you to get the bottle."
Gilbert nodded and headed down the stairs. He looked around the foyer and finally saw the bottle sitting on the small side table with a few other things. He looked at the things and blinked.
The conditioner wasn't the only thing Roderich had bought. He'd bought a bottle of lube, a pair of handcuffs, condoms, and… was that a crop? Gilbert lifted the thing and snorted a bit as he held it up to the light. It was obviously an expensive one. It made West's one look worn…
Pfft, that was awesome.
Specs was expecting them to have sex. Well…
He was still going to follow West's plan. Yep, he set down the crop and picked up Roderich's conditioner. He headed towards the stairs and flicked the cap open, taking the chance to take a whiff. He froze. Did that smell like…
Was that jasmine?
Gilbert looked at the label and laughed. It was! He snickered and closed the cap as he ascended onto the second floor and over to the master bedroom. "Roderich!"
"Coming."
He opened the door a bit and Gilbert handed him the bottle before walking off. He could feel the Austrian's gaze on him as he opened the door to the guest room and walked inside. He stripped into nothing and climbed into bed. He drifted off to sleep rather quickly.
A/N: Kinky Austria? …no, that couldn't ever happen…?