Shawn: Hi folks. I'm Shawn and this will be my first time doing the intro alone. Yep, I'm gonna be doing this by myself for the next few days. Mainly because *snaps fingers and a crown and cane appears* I am the prank king.

Anyhow, this chapter has a few pranks courtesy Tom & Jerry, a few PhantomDragon99 thought of himself, and the classic covered pit with a twist.

Without further ado, *pulls out a megaphone with the dial set to PhantomDragon99* BRING THE NOISE!

"Normal Speech"

'Thoughts/flashback'

Songs (if I have any)

"Yelling/Spells"

Harmonitrix Database

Prank War Part 2: Classic Pranks

*Path to Shawn's Mansion*

Ben had just finished digging a pit and filling it with sewage. "This is gonna be great." He said as he put the cover he made over the trap and hid. Danny was walking on the path while Shawn invisibly flew above him moving him like a puppet with invisible strings. Danny 'walked' over the pit without falling in.

"What the hell?" Ben asked as he walked over to the pit and stomped on it He fell in and Danny ran over. "What's wrong Ben? You look a little wet." Danny said. "Why didn't you fall in?" Ben asked as Shawn turned visible. "Ghost powers for the win. Along with some invisible wiring." The teenage Halfa said.

Shawn pulled the drenched Tennyson out of the pit. "So far the score is 2 to 2 between you. If you two are looking for Gwen, she's asleep at my place." He said. "Why?" Danny asked. Shawn shrugged his shoulders.

*Shawn's Mansion*

Gwen was asleep at a large board with a blueprint. Shawn floated inside and saw the device and made a change. "Gwen. Wake up." He said as he shook the sleeping redhead. Gwen's eyes fluttered open and she saw Shawn. "Hi Shawn. Are we gonna get started on this?" She asked. Shawn nodded and the two got to work. In no time at all the trap was set as Gwen placed a smoothie down with a string attached to it.

Ben and Danny walked in and the brunette saw the smoothie and picked it up. The string was pulled causing an alarm clock to go off the hammer was attached to a saw which cut through a log. The cut timber fell onto a pair of scissors, which cut a string that held a sledgehammer that fell on a lever connected to a strength tester, which sent the puck up to the bell causing a banana to squirt onto a windshield.

The wipers of the windshield are connected to a jack with a stick attached to it. The jack raises causing the stick to slowly tip over a bucket full of sand into another bucket on a scale. The other side of the scale tipped up and turned on a fan which blows a sailboat across a small tub hitting a red billiard ball.

The ball bounces of the walls of the pool table until it hit a button which activated a wringer that pulled on a string which in turn pulled on a trigger that shot a gun that shot a weight off of a cuckoo clock causing it to strike every hour at a rapid pace. The bird had a knife tied to it and was cutting a rope that held a safe. Gwen put a blindfold on Ben and the rope cut all the way through.

Danny saw who the safe was gonna hit and pushed Gwen out of the way and the safe hit him instead. Shawn walked over to the safe and opened it letting a cube-shaped Danny walk out and lean on the safe. "Who's idea was this?" He asked. Shawn pointed to Gwen. "Traitor." She mumbled.

"Well, I like it when you get your comeuppance." Ben said as he drank his smoothie. "I like it when you shutupance." Danny said as Shawn stretched him like taffy. Shawn gave Ben a present which he opened.

Danny and Gwen left the house to talk. Ben opened the present which was a warhead that had a card which read 'Enjoy'. The warhead exploded blasting Ben out of the mansion and into the air. "2 for them, 3 for me." Shawn said as he laughed like Woody Woodpecker and the screen turned black.

Shawn: Well that was a hoot. Now for those wondering when you're gonna see me turn into a dragon, that'll be in the next chapter.

Danny: Hi guys.

Shawn: What are you doing here?

Danny: PhantomDragon99 sent me to help you with the outro. Also there is a poll up on his profile about what aliens I unlock after the ones I currently have are seen. Plus we need more pranks.

Shawn: That's right. Anyway, *pulls out a megaphone with the dial set to PhantomDragon99

PhantomDragon99: *appears in a flurry of bats and smoke* Put that away. I got this. Well, I gotta pause it. Thanks for reading. If you liked it, PUNCH that Favorite/Follow button, LIKE A BOSS! And I'll see all you dudes and dudettes IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!