Chapter 10

(AN: Sorry about the long break, I had things to do, real life problems, but I'm back and with Celes!)

Maizono slowly closed the laptop, still reeling from the latest addition of the adventures of Enoby the Mary Sue. But Monokuma decided they weren't done yet. He reappeared, marching in with Celes calmly following him.

Celes was the first to speak. "Hello, everyone." The smile on her face was extremely disconcerting, considering the deathly circumstances. Putting aside the fact that Monokuma was making them read fan fiction.

Yamada had his arms crossed, and refused to look her in the eye.

"Look guys!" Monokuma pointed out the obvious. "Ms. Taeko Yasuhiro has joined us! We'll have Yamada and Leon introduce her to our activity! Everyone, make sure you get comfortable, because we won't be receiving any new visitors for a while!"

Celes glared at Monokuma with rage for using her name, but also confusion. The being dead part she could handle but having to speak with Yamada and Ishimaru was nothing short of horrifying and baffling, horraffling you might say.

Leon spoke up, trying to get rid of the awkward atmosphere. "Let's get started, and finish quick. And wait, didn't I have a bet with you?" He pointed to Ikusaba, who nodded. "What was it again?"

"You had five dollars on MCR having a concert before chapter 10."

"Did I say that? But we're Japanese…" Leon puzzled over this contradiction. But Monokuma cut him off.

"That's enough! Just read… I'll take care of all monetary interactions! Upupu…"

AN: stup it u gay fags

Celes: That's quite insulting. Is the language always like this?

Leon: Yes. Don't take it personally.

if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out b'loody mary isn't a muggle afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok!

Yamada: How disappointing. Explaining inconsistencies after they have been pointed out, how amateurish.

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Celes: Are those numbers supposed to represent something?

Leon: Yeah, but no one knows what. Probably something 'goffik'.

Celes: I beg your pardon?

I was really scared about Vlodemort all day.

Yamada: Liar. Mary Sues have nothing to fear. Ugh, this why people have such horrid preconceived notions about fan fiction! What kind of fan can't even spell the villain's name right?!

I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666.

Leon: Shit, the grammar is starting to kill me.

Celes: Don't be silly Leon. I think those baseballs already did the job.

Leon: You and Enoby can go die in a fire.

Celes: Done.

Leon: Huh?

I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR.

Yamada: I'm more into Vocaloid myself.

Leon: I might win this bet after all.

The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Hargrid.

Celes: Who are these people? And what is with their names?

Leon: Are you familiar with Harry Potter?

Celes: Is it relevant somehow, because no.

Leon: Just curious, but no, doesn't matter that much.

Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists

Leon: Why aren't you worried about the idiot?

(he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too

Yamada: Now you tell us? Then why are you worried about Voldemort killing him?

and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that)

Celes: That still counts as spelling it, and didn't she type it out earlier?

Leon: *scrolls up* Yeah she did. Stupid idiot.

Celes: Hehee

Leon: What's so funny?

Celes: This whole piece is just… amusing.

or a steak)

Leon: A ste-mphfff Hahaha! That is the best typo yet!

Yamada: *snigger* Such a… disgrace- hehehe!

Celes: This is different sort of vampire. Would any steak do, or does it have to be cooked?

Leon: You would be the expert, wouldn't you, Celes?

Celes: I beg your pardon?

and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride.

Yamada: That is not depressing! Corpse Party is depressing! Or the ending to Angel Beats! Or terrible English dubs!

Leon: Is that the Tim Burton movie? Because those are weird.

I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not.

Celes: I don't even want to comment.

Leon: Trust me, you are a slut Enoby, trust me.

Yamada: The only time leather is acceptable is leather pants! Anything else itches and is very awkward.

Leon: Not asking…

We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.

Celes: How does one 'bust' into tears?

Leon: I do and don't want to know.

"Ebony! Are you OK?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted voice.

Yamada: Concerted…?

Leon: *flips through dictionary* It means planned and devised together. Wow. I can't tell if that was on purpose or not.

Celes: Where did that dictionary come from?

Yamada: What do you me-NNNYYYYEEEEEHHHH! What is this madness?

Leon: No, this is SP- I mean, um, I had it under my shirt. Yeah, that's right.

Celes: That's actually smart, I'm surprised.

Leon: Yeah, I'm smart… what is that supposed to mean? Are you calling me stupid?

Celes: Perhaps…

Yamada: That is the stereotype…

"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry!

Yamada: That is an excessive use of that word.

Leon: Just say 'fuck'. It isn't that difficult.

Yamada: Only amateurs use it to get their points across!

Celes: For once, I agree with pig boy. There are more effective means of persuasion.

But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" I burst into tears. Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall.

Leon: There's something wrong with this sentence… I know there is…

Celes: You don't need to try that hard to find flaws.

Yamada: Well, jumping out from behind a wall is kind of impossible unless he jumped through the wall from behind.

Leon: I'll take it.

"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (c is dat out of character?)

Leon: Maybe.

Yamada: Yes.

Celes: The author really needs to gain a bigger vocabulary.

I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying.

Leon: Boo hoo, you're all going to die. Oh, wait you can't, you're immortal. Let me grab a steak…

Celes: You're acting quite childish, Leon.

We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache.

Celes: What happens when Dumbledore has a headache?

Leon: I wasn't there, but he cusses and chews out Enoby so he is awesome.

"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely.

Yamada: These adverbs are just thrown in to sound smart. Hmph.

Leon: I think they're adjectives.

Yamada: Nope. They have the –ly ending. Adverbs.

Leon: When did you become the language expert?

Yamada: Somebody needed to point it out.

Leon: Thanks, man.

(c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "Ebony Draco has been found in his room.

Yamada: Is this a new character? Ebony Draco… sounds like a girl's name.

Leon: But it says 'his'. Great now we have a dude named Ebony. Bet he's going to sleep with Enoby too.

Celes: Aren't you missing the most obvious possibility? She simply forgot the comma between their names.

Yamada & Leon: Ooohhh….

He committed suicide by slitting his wrists."

Leon: Lucky bastard!

Yamada: Wait a minute… something feels off…

Celes: Yes, didn't she say, and I quote: 'I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak)'

Leon: Yeah, that's right… Damn it! He's not dead!

Celes: Is that all? What an amusing tale.

Yamada: Amusing? For all the wrong reasons! It's a black stain on the holiness that is the glorious ship!

Leon: Yeah, Celes, you are way too calm… all the time.

Celes: So what do we do while waiting for new chapters?

Leon: Not much, you'll see.