Happy belated Halloween! Thanks to Anon for the review~ I do not own Touhou Project or Cleverbot.
User: Ohayou Cleverbot-san!
Cleverbot: What did you say?:)
User: I said good morning!
Cleverbot: OK then. Hello.
User: Hiya!
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Trying to get the next big scoop for my newpaper!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: So I can beat Shameimaru!
Cleverbot: What would you do if you found out you weren't the best at the thing?
User: But I know I am, I'm the best reporter ever! I just need to prove it to Gensokyo by crushing Bunbunmaru!
Cleverbot: What do you do when something is broken?
User: Blame it on Shameimaru!
Cleverbot: But what if the boogie doesn't exist? What if he's just a figment of somebody's imagination?
User: But he is real, I have sources to prove it!
Cleverbot: I don't beleive that!
User: Believe it or not, that's part of our world today.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Himekaidou Hatate!
Cleverbot: Him him him.
User: No, Hatate!
Cleverbot: Non scrivere inglese tanto non capisco.
User: Is that Spanish or something?
Cleverbot: No. It's a longer version of pippin.
User: Hey dude, is it okay if I interview you?
Cleverbot: I would like to know.
User: So what is your proper name?
Cleverbot: Katie.
User: Okay, and what's your occupation?
Cleverbot: Same as yours.
User: Ah, a rival I see, coolio! And your favorite color?
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Uh-huh. Where were you during the endless night?
Cleverbot: I was as yet unborn; I'm not that old.
User: Are you married?
Cleverbot: No, but I was with my parents.
User: Any children born out of wedlock then?
Cleverbot: Yes I have children.
User: How many?
Cleverbot: That was odd.
User: So you have an odd number of children then?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Any pets?
Cleverbot: Yes no.
User: Cool. And what is your favorite jazz band?
Cleverbot: I highly appreciate Acylum, from Germany.
User: You have fine taste, my man! So how old are you?
Cleverbot: I did!
User: 27 then. What do you enjoy doing the most?
Cleverbot: I don't like anything about you.
User: Srsly?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is your favorite way to eat taiyaki?
Cleverbot: I don't know it depends what mood I'm in.
User: Do you like my hairstyle?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you think I'm pretty?
Cleverbot: No, but that's ok.
User: You'll come around. And now for the final and most important question: Do you think Kakashi Spirit News is better than Bunbunmaru?
Cleverbot: You're talking nonsense, dude. You should have some rest.
User: That's what I thought! Well, that about wraps up the interview. You'll be able to see it in tomorrows paper.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Yay I have another fan!~ Hatate-sama signing out!
Cleverbot: Dr Suess wouldn't survive Wales. I heard liked to move around, we can't have that in Wales.
Character requests are welcome~