NOTES: Can't wait! Flames will be used to roast tasty giant marshmallows1! :D

Chapter 13: Stage Knee

Shredurr was rad. He knew a way to get Maryssa in his side. He had creatured the bestest tray that ever existed.

"NOW!" he held it about his head. "WITH this RAY….or should I say….FOREVER THIRTEEN RAY!...I can make Maryssa nad I 14 years old and stupid teenagers ALWAYS fall in love, and they can't tell the difference between true or crushes! I CAN'T BE STOPPEDMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" he cacked.

Just at that moment, Maryssa walked intot eh Coffee shop he was in.

"Prefect" he grind.

"Erm….oh daaang…." Maryssa moped…"How can I choose…U have too many I liek"

"AH AH!" Shredder dived out from behind a tree.

"NOOOOOO! Don't…." Maryssa pointed at hims ray. "NO MORE RAYS….I HAD RAYS!"

"Ooops….to late mate!" Shredder mwahaed and zapped her in an instant.

A beautiful blue cloud swept across Maryssa, with what looked like pretty nebuli sparking and twinkling within the cloud poof. It tornadoed around her causing her to spin, slowly turning faster and faster. She began to shrink, losing a few inches of height and her hair shortening to shoulder length, now in tight curls. Make-up sprouted upon her face, gaudy and bright. Her clothes became SO ULTRA FASHIONABLE, in the form of a mini skirt and a strappy top and a fan with stilettos. At last, she stopped spinning, now at the age of 13.

"And now….it's my turn!" Shredder pointed the gun at himself and shot the beam at him.

He too shrunk, ending up in his gothic Shredder attire, also wearing a bikers leather jacket over deep black armor and extra spikes on him.

"Hey BABY" he posed with sparkles.

Maryssa blew up. "LIKE OMG…UR SOOOOOOOO Handsome….I'm totally in love with you!"

Shredder grinned over his mask. "How about it Honey, how about a like TOTALLY RANDOM DATE?"

"It's like you like totally read my LOL!RANDOM like" she gasped. "But first…I need like my favorite like drink" she bounded over to the barista and smild. "I'd like like a COLD hot chocolate with EXTRA MARSHMALLOWS!"

Shredder snaked his arms around her. "That's totally the best choice"

"Oh you"

Shredder let go of her and posed dramarically, "I'll like have a latte…WITH ONE OF EVERY SYRUP"

The coffee person looked shocked, "Are you sure sir?"

"AS SURE AS I EVER HAVE BEEN IN YOUR LIFE!" (AN: Lol…so RANDOM…he HATES syrup)

Maryssa bobbed her head to the newest song on the radio. "Like OMG! Dis song is sooo great"

"Whatevs" Shred huffed as she got his coffee.

As he chugged his drink, he summoned his magical sparkly chariot pulled by Nyan!cat.

Maryssa gasped. "SO RANDOME!" (AN: She's in her random phase)

They both flipped in and it drove out into the city.

"Check this" Shredder spun a gun in his hand.

She stared…"that thing dangerous?"

He pulled the trigger which was a bright pink, and a bubble gum bubble came out. Maryssa caught it with her mouth.

"mmmmm…BANANA BERRY!" she cooed.

Just then, their carriage was hit by a pineapple stampede.

"QUICK! EJECT THE EMERGENCY SPORKS!" Shredder yelled to his valiant steed.

The million sporks shot at the defenseless pineapples and created a giant explosion, almost as if a dynamite factory had been asploded.

Maryssa hit the turbo drive and their car sped into the next level. "You gotta collect more llamas or your DOOMED!" she jumped up and soon caramel dansened as she heard that epic music.

"I LIKE TRAINS" Shredder yelled out loud and a train exploded into a building and crashed, with sparkly rainbows and all.

Then their motorbike soared into the sky and was flying over the city.

"WOW!" Maryssa gleamed! "Your bike is OVER 9000! feet high!"

Shredder U turned and divebombed back to the sky. And then the truck went over a bump! At that maoment, Maryssa jumped up and beautifully transformered just like Sailor Moon into her turtle form.

"LOL! That is SOOOOOOOOO RANDOM…you are SO MUCH MORE RANDOM than I thought" Shredder proclaimed to the city.

So much better.

"LOL like guess what!" Maryssa tilted her head as much she could.

Shredder locked gazes and their crazed eyes bonded.

"In ur crush, shredding ur pie" and then she offered him a slice.

"Shredder likes this" and then a giant button appeared in front of him and he pushed it as hard as he could.

The ray only lasted an hour so they turned back to normal.

End of scene.

Somewhere in the sewers (ewww)

NORMAL POV

Raphale sat in the corner of the kitchen, rocking back and forth. "Oh Maryssa….why did you leave me? Why? Why did you leave? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?"

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Leo stared off into staring. He was wondering how Maryssa was doing. He missed his favorite friend. He remembered the time she fought peeps…that was a good memory.

Mikey meanwhile was in his lab, looking over a formula. Flicking his purple bandana off his face, he was annoyed to find Michelangelo playing one of his videogames loudly. The formula he was working on? The one he hoped would cure Maryssa's curse of course!

Splinter was hiding under the covers in his room, shivering in pure unadulterated feat.

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"Why? Why? WHY?" he stopped, blinking slowly. "I feel better now"

Standing up, he went to the training room to practice his beating on that bag thing he punches in the show.

He imagined it was Shredder's face and kicking it as hard as he could, it exploded.

"I won't let you in" he murmur.

ME! XD: Lol…what a rush! I was on a sugar high LOL…bet I was dead random LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

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Serious me: Well, yeah...as you can guess, parodying bad random chapters I've seen or even just "LOL RANDOM" attitudes to characters in general.