Considering that this is the SUPER SPECIAL CHAPTER 10, I've promised you all a very special surprise. Sure, I've probably spoiled it by screaming 'Hot Egyptian!', but for the few of you that still don't know who he is... I pity you. Bathe in the hotness that is...
MALIK!
Oh, and his mentally unstable yami too.
Special thanks to everyone who sent in ideas! Don't forget to send in more though, because the more I get, the faster I update, 'cause I don't have to think as hard!
If I used your idea in this fic, I would personally thank you, but I forgot who sent in what idea and I'm too lazy to look through all of my reviews. Just know that I've updated for you, okay? If it wasn't for all of you who reviewed, I'd be too lazy to get past the first chapter!
...sorry for the long wait, but I got... distracted... yeah... (been reading fan fics... DIRTY fan fics...o.O I am so messed up right now...)
Chapter 10
When Good Alcohol Goes Bad.
Sunlight streamed in through an open window. Birds could be heard chirping outside. Anzu was slowly bleeding to death on the floor. It was perhaps one of the best mornings Mokuba had ever had.
Except for the fact that his back really hurt from falling asleep on the baseball bat.
Other than that, it was nice.
Mokuba got up to check on his little 'projects'. He slowly tip-toed into the room to find that Kaiba and Jonouchi had finally fallen asleep, still curled up together in the corner. Mouthing a silent 'awwww', Mokuba left to wake up everyone else, leaving the two to continue to slightly drool on each other.
After leaving the room, Mokuba noticed a foul scent in the hallway. Looking for the source, Mokuba noticed that, wow, there was an awful lot of blood around Anzu. And she was the one causing the smell, too. He shoved the body in the bathroom. If anyone asked questions, he'd blame the blood on Bakura.
(Unknown to Mokuba, the blood really was Bakura's fault. Unable to sleep during the night due to the 'disturbing sounds' he heard, Bakura went for a walk. Finding Anzu, he stabbed her for good luck. Come on, everyone knows injuring Anzu is luckier than a four leaf clover!)
Um, anyway...
After also hearing the 'disturbing sounds' last night, Mokuba decided to skip Yugi and Yami's room and went to wake up Bakura and Ryou, hoping that they weren't doing anything either. (No one cared about Honda enough to wake him up). With his new backup, all three of them went to wake up Yugi and Yami, preparing themselves for the worst.
"...What the hell is Yami doing to Yugi?"
They walked in to find Yami passed out on top of Yugi. Yugi was fine though, as they could see him mouthing the words 'help me'. Bakura pulled Yami off the poor little guy and knocked him to the floor. He was still sleeping.
"Yugi, are you okay...?"
"Yeah, I'm fine. He just fell asleep on me and I couldn't get him off... "
"Well, it'll probably hurt for a while. Did my first time, too."
"...What are you talking about?"
"...What are YOU talking about?"
(awkward silence)
"...Lets just go down and have breakfast."
"...right... "
(More awkward silence)
"Okay then... "
About ten minutes later, Mokuba, Ryou, Yugi, and the Yamis were in the middle of breakfast. No one told Honda, no one cared about Anzu, and Kaiba and Jonouchi were still asleep. They all ate in silence except for Yami. He was acting perfectly normal (he was asleep during the conversation) and had no clue why Yugi kept looking at him weird...
It was right after they finished when they heard a noise towards the front door.
And they went to see who it was.
...What the hell else would they have done?
Um, anyway, on with the story!
"MALIK! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
"Yami? HEY THIS IS MY DRINKING HOUSE, FIND YOUR OWN!"
It was then that they noticed Malik was carrying a handful of six-packs.
"Hey Malik, where do you want me to put this?"
"Marik, what are you- IS THAT A KEG!"
"Um... No? It's, uh... toys... for the children... hungry children... who don't have... arms... and-"
"Marik, shut up, you're making it worse!"
"Malik, why are you here? Shouldn't you be in Egypt? And Marik, aren't you, like, dead?"
"Isis kicked me out. And the beer tastes better here."
"There isn't booze in the shadow realm... I was sad..."
"Now then, if that's straightened out, we had this house first, so you can go drink somewhere else. Marik and I have a keg to finish."
"Malik, this is my house, so I think you should-"
"Wait Mokuba, we might be able to... use them..."
Yami pulled Mokuba to the side.
"Listen, maybe we can... recruit them to help us with Kaiba and Jonouchi! They have booze AND the millennium rod! It's perfect!"
"Hmmmm... I don't trust them much... but I'm sure they could help... good idea, Yami!"
Mokuba turned back to the hot Egyptian twins...
"Malik, Marik, I have a... proposition for you..."
(5 min. later)
Marik and Malik both broke out in evil grins.
"Sounds... interesting. Lets get to work. Kaiba and Jonouchi won't know what hit them..."
"Wait, where did Bakura and Ryou go?"
-thumpthumpthump-
"Oh man, not again..."
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Ahhh, I know, I was supposed to make this chapter longer, but I waited so long to update I wanted you guys to know that I was still alive. Don't worry, I'm sure I'll update faster next time... yeah... o.O
'till next time...
Spiderchick23