Chapter 10 - The Worst opponent you could face...
Mark took the Warners and Dr. Scratchnsniff through the halls.
"Here we have a copy of the first tape we ever made of Wheel of Fortune, from 1974." Said Mark
"Back when Scratchy had hair." Said Yakko
"Yakko! Zis is not ze time to be Vacky!" Said Dr. Scratchnsniff
Mark continued bringing the Warners through the halls.
"And here, this is Vanna White's first dress." Said Mark, pointing at the pink dress Vanna first wore on December 13th, 1982.
"It's sooo pretty." Said Dot
"Isn't that a stereotypical thing for a girl to say?" asked Yakko to the camera
Mark brought the Warners through the studio and showed them a bunch of cool things, including old sets that had been used throughout the years, including the old curtains from the 70s and old prize wedges that were no longer in use. At the end of the tour, the Warners were brought to the cafeteria.
"Time for lunch." Said Mark
"Oh boy!" Wakko smiled
"Contestants get a free buffet lunch. Eat until you're full." said Mark "And yeah, the other contestants are coming in a few minutes."
The Warners and Dr. Scratchnsniff sat at the table.
"I wonder what they have." Said Wakko
Then a bunch of pretty girls came out holding menus.
"Helllooo Nurse!" Said Yakko & Wakko at the same time
"Boys." Said Dot in a hopeless voice
"Oh Sheesh, you can dress zhem up, but you can't take them anyvhere!" Said Dr. Scratchnsniff
"Hello boys, what can we get you?" asked one of the girls
Yakko took his time and tried to make a choice, while Wakko already knew what he wanted.
"I'll have this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and about 12 of those." Said Wakko, pointing at everything on the menu
"Oh dear." Dr. Scratchnsniff was getting nervous
"Can I get the double patty cheeseburger with this beer?" asked Yakko
"Yakko, you cannot drink beer!" Said Dr. Scratchsniff
"No, no, no, this beer." said Yakko, Pointing at a root beer on his menu
"Oh sheesh, Vhy didn't you just say it Vas root beer, Yakko?" Asked Dr. Scratchnsniff
"Cause seeing you act that way is funny." smirked Yakko
After that, Dot ordered her lunch and Dr. Scratchnsniff ordered his. The group all sat there, waiting. Wakko started singing his Wakko's America song at random.
"Baton Rouge, Louisiana, Indianapolis, Indiana, and Columbus is the capital of Ohio..."
"Wakko, you're gonna be on Wheel of Fortune, not Gyp-parody." Said Yakko
"But i'm bored." Said Wakko
Just then, the other contestants and Mark came back.
"Oh...no." Said the Warners upon seeing one of Wakko's opponents.
"Oh hoo hoo hoo! There's nothing like lunch to make me feel all yum yum doodle dumb inside!" Said a very noisy Baloney the Dinosaur.
The Warners tried to shake themselves to think this was just a nightmare, it wasn't. This was as real as it got.
"Look down, he might not recognize us." said Yakko
Then Baloney came right over to the Warners.
"We're doomed." Said Wakko
"Hey! It's my goody good friends Yakko, Wakko, and Dot! I'm so, so, so glad to see you guys!" Said Baloney
"Uh...yeah. It's great to see you too." Said Yakko
Of course, Dr. Scratchnsniff knew who Baloney was.
"Oh, You're Baloney Za dinosaur, Are you going to be on Vheel of Fortune too?" he asked
"Yep! I know I can win-win-win! Yay!" Baloney danced around like an idiot.
Of course, Dr. Scratchnsniff wanted to know how the Warners knew Baloney.
"How does zhis big dummy know you?" asked Dr. Scratchnsniff
"It's a long story." Said Dot
"You see, we were trying to run away from you, Ralph and Nurse when we found these kids." said Yakko
"And we lied and said bad people were after us, so they brought us to Baloney's schoolhouse to keep us safe." Said Dot
"And we realize now we probably should've just turned ourselves in." Said Yakko
Baloney calmed down and sat down at a distant table. Then the last contestant came.
"I don't wanna look." Said Wakko "Who is it?"
Yakko took a peek. He then started acting hyper at the sight of a beautiful woman.
"Hellllloooo Nurse." Said Yakko
"Say what!?" Wakko looked over and it turned out to be a Blue-eyed blonde cougar.
Dot looked at the woman and sighed.
"Someone's gotta tell me what makes women like her so special." Said Dot
Wakko and Yakko bolted over to meet the contestant.
"Hey...hehe, can I take your coat?" asked Yakko, pretending to be a gentleman
"Oooh, what a gentleman." The cougar smiled at Yakko. Yakko turned to the camera.
"Thank the good lord for puberty." Yakko raised his eyebrows twice
Then Dot dragged her brothers back to their table.
"That'll be enough o'that!" She said. of course, Yakko and Wakko didn't take their eyes off of the cougar as they were dragged away.
When the waitresses brought the Warners their orders, They began chowing down, And Wakko prepared mentally for the challenge ahead of him.
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