Heya, guys. Yeah, I haven't given up- yet. This thing was actually supposed to be up days ago, but I'm a slacker and- when I tried to last night- my laptop was being super slow so I didn't get to then- like I was planning- either. No excuse, just stating the facts.
THANKS A BILLION TO EVERYONE THAT'S COMMENTED, FAVORITED, FOLLOWED, READ, AND WHATEVER ELSE THERE MAY BE! IT REALLY IS APPRECIATED, AND YES, I'LL PROBABLY REPEAT THAT EVERY NEW UPDATE.
To gc: Thanks so much! Sorry for the super late response. And I'll try my best ;)
Chapter 9
Rule #169
Yes, Barricade and Prowl are brothers
-Don't ask again please
Rule #170
Again, I don't dress up
-Ever
-Even for funerals
-I'll wear a tank top, some kind of cover thingy, and some skinny jeans
-That's dressy for me
-Lennox still resents this
-Prowl hates it
Rule #171
Don't add onto the base
-Or anything else major like that
-Ask
Rule #172
Only one bot is allowed to monitor the pool
-Red Alert
-Only one person is allowed to input the chemicals
-Emmy Rose
-Don't even /try/ to defy this
Rule #173
Make a pact to break every rule?
-Great
-Just know you'll be discovered, thrown in the brig for a year, and cast away to the loneliest sector imaginable if you're a human soldier
-I ain't sittin' here thinkin' these up fo' you ta break 'em!
-Hence mah Jazz Accent joinin' in
Rule #174
No, we cannot steal Bolt off the movie Bolt
-Even if he is adorable
Rule #175
We are not a tv show
-Quit watching Bolt!
Rule #176
No, we can't 'borrow' Sticky Joe
-(The old smelly guy off Teen Titans Go!)
-Don't growl at me on this rule
-*Glares at aforementioneds*
Rule #177
PLEASE fill Emmers' quarters with stuffed animals!
-It makes her so beyond happy
Rule #178
If you throw snow at a 'con, be prepared for them to retaliate
-They won't hesitate
Rule #179
Please please please please please please please PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE complain to the TV people about how many commercials are shown
-If you- coughSideswipeSkywarpBlackoutcough- drive them crazy enough, they reduce them
Rule #180
We don't go out much
-Being a literal ARMY and all
-But when we do?
-We go to a bar
-Not alcohol flying
-But somewhere like Shoney's or Ryan's
-Please behave
-We're all adults
-Except for three people
-Annabelle and two random base kids
Rule #181
I ain't ya'll's waitress
-But if you leave stuff laying out, my instincts will kick in
-After a while of you purposely leave a bunch of stuff laying out, I'll leave it to you all though
Rule #182
Sunstreaker's' clothes have to match while in holoform
-He's OCD about it
-Primus forbid one color be incorrect
Rule #183
Be careful eating chicken wings around Ratchet
-He watches you like a hawk
-Even bone out ones
-Like what the frag?
Rule #184
No Side-by-Sides
-They're useless around here
-And I can't stand them
Rule #185
Four wheeler's are allowed
-Don't complain
Rule #186
Don't give in
-To Sideswipe
-Annabelle
-The bratty kid across base
-The snobby pipsqueak two doors away from them
-Or anyone else
-Sides' is Sides'
-Annabelle doesn't ask for much
-(Thank the AllSpark)
-The brat gets what she wants too much
-And the snob needs to be taught a lesson
-Don't give in to anybody/bot else either
Rule #187
Yes, the browning symbol looks like the Predacon insignia
- (Is it just me?)
-Don't shoot at every one you see
Rule #188
Parents of kids:
-No one will watch your child
-Annabelle is the only exception
-She behaves
-The other two?
-Pit no!
-Don't come yelling at me in offense
-Anyone will agree
-Don't let those munchkin's run around reeking havoc either
-You can and will be removed
-This is a MILITARY BASE, after all
Rule #189
No, Wheeljack cannot make you a wand like on Harry Potter
-Ratchet refuses
-:(
Rule #190
The Daemon Ritus is to never be created
-Wheeljack!
-Starscream!
Rule #191
No sacrifices
-Even Sides' when he's being annoying
-You know you'll miss him
Author's Note: Kudos to whoever knows what #190 is off of.
Hope you all enjoyed! :)