YES. FINALLY. I HAVE CONQUERED MOUNT WRITER'S BLOCK AND WRITTEN THIS PIECE OF MAGIC. YES.
Juuuust Dialogueeeee. Put on some tunes and pretend to listen to the r-r-r-raaadio!
WARNING: Implied Smex-ual activities, references to some boyXboy smut, rather strong language, and general nonsense.
Rated T for mature people who don't mind swears.
DISCLAIMER: Seo owns nothing but her AWESOME Peanuts shirt! (does dance)
For your reading pleasure: Demyx is smooth in italics, Zexy's smexy and underlined to emphasize,and Axel is BACK IN BOLD! and Xigbar is breifly there in regular, but who cares about him? AXEL IS BACK. That's all that matters.
The FLASHBACK-RECORDING-THING is surrounded by static noises. You can't miss it. Noises are also in *asterisks* and the flashback words have *asterisks* in front of them. This is so unnecessarily complicated.
And that was "Dog Problems" by Fun.! Such an awesome band, right Zexy?
They certainly are… interesting. I find their use of punctuation intriguing.
Pffft, you just want to listen to My Chemical Romance!
Hey, MCR is a GOOD band.
No one ever said they weren't Zexy!
I did.
AXEL! YOU'RE AWAKE!
Yeah, fan-fucking-tastic. Demyx, why the HELL am I tied up? And when the heck did I even GET here?
Demyx missed you, so he drugged you and paid Xaldin to carry you here.
WHAT?
I just MIIISSSSSSSSEEEEEEDDDDD YOU AXELLLL! You never play with me anymore! Even though Roxie is awake now!
Yeah well, he's suppose to come home from the hospital TODAY. And I kinda NEED TO BE THERE. Did you think about THAT when you KIDNAPPED ME?
I did. We'll return you to your surly blonde before he goes through checkout.
Yeah! Sora is gonna call us and Riku is gonna remind Sora to call us!
Besides, people keep on asking for you. For some unfathomable reason, they seem to actually enjoy your presence in the universe.
Really?
Like I said, I can't fathom why.
Well, obviously it is because I am sexy beyond belief. Dur. Sorry that this is something that whiny emo bitches like you can't "fathom".
…Demyx, can I knock him out again?
Noooo, he JUST woke up. Give him another chance Zexion!
But-
No! Here, now we are going to answer some questions! Okay?
…Fine.
Awesome.
Okay! Uhm.. I guess, I should, uh, confess first… Uhm, Zexion?
Yes Dem?
Uhm, well, you see.. I uh…
Demyx, if you're going to confess your love to Zexion you're doing it backwards. It's confess THEN sleep with them, not the other way around!
NO! It's not THAT! He already knows I love him!~
UGHH, I wish my hands were untied so that I wouldn't have to watch this faggotry!
The studio was almost peaceful without him here…
Yeah.. No! UGH, STOP DISTRACTING ME YOU TWO! What I'm trying to confess is that I sorta.. accidently.. deletedalmostourentireinbox…
You did what?
I DELETED ALMOST OUR ENTIRE INBOX, OKAY?
Demyx, what …possessed you to do that?
I didn't MEAN to! It just happened! I was trying to figure out some email addresses on my account to put on a new one and two windows were open and then things were coppied and I thought it was in the wrong place so I deleted them and then they were GONE FOREVER FROM EVERYWHERE AND I'M SO SORRY!
Ohgod the WATERWORKS. Ew ew ew keep it away!
Pyro-wimp.
HEY, if were as hot as ME (both literal and figuratively speaking) then YOU would hate water too!
D-Do you guys HATE me now? *whimper*
*sigh* No Demyx, we do not hate you.
I hate you both.
Shut up Axel.
You-you don't hate me?
No Demyx, I could never hate you. Be extremely annoyed with you? Yes. Dislike you a bit sometimes? Certainly. Vow to never let you touch a computer ever again? Definitely. But never hate you.
AW, but Zexion! How am I suppose to find out where Karkat and John's relationship GOES if I can't use the computer?
You can use it, just don't touch it.
But that's IMPOSSIBLE!
Can we just get on with the questions? Jegus…
Right, Right! Sorry, Forgot, you've got a very important date Mr. Red Rabbit!
Dam straight.
Okay! So here are the questions that did NOT get destroyed! Uhm.. Okay, Zexiontwo asks "Zexion- What's your IQ level?" …ZexionTWO?
Probably one of Vexen's clones of me.
Who would want to make clones of YOU?
Ignoring the idiot, my IQ is 206.
...
…..
…What?
T-two HUNDRED and SIX?
Yes. Personally, I find it rather ironic.
Ironic that a socially awkward emo like you could have such a freakin HIGH score?
No, ironic because it is two hundred and SIX. My number in the Organization. At the risk of sounding like you, "dur".
Geeze Zexy! I knew you were SMART, but –GEEZE! You qualify as a genius! Do you realize this?
…No. Of course not. Why would I? After all, we just proved my IQ is higher than possibly both of yours combined. No, why on Earth would I notice something like that?
Hey, his sarcasm is improving!
Yeah! Good job Zex!
…*sigh* The next question please Demyx?
Oh! Right! Uhm.. okay, this is still from your clone, but it's for Xiggy! Luckily, I asked him the other day and recorded it! So let's play that now!
*SHOHCOHEROHCOSEHFC STATIC NOISES *
*Okay Xigbar! So we have a question from a reader, and they want to know how you won against Luxord in court with Larxene as the Judge from that Served case! The one that's all over Youtube now!
*Well, obviously it's because of my amazing lawyer skills. And the fact that I am a-Freakin-MAZING.
*…I thought it was because Larxene was mad at Marluxia?
*NO. IT WAS BECAUSE I AM AWESOME.
*But-
*IAMAWESOME.
*…O..kaaay…
*AASDHFSHSSCCHOOOOOOPEEWW MORE STATIC NOISES YESSSCCHOOOOPPPIEEWPEWPEW*
And that's how that went down!
I hate Xigbar.
What? Why?
One word Dem: VOYEUR.
Ack! EEEEWWWW!
Ugh, disgusting. Now I must double check all my locks…
Dude, he's the master of SPACE. HE LAUGHS AT LOCKS.
...Well fuck.
I-I'm never taking my clothes off ever again….
What! No! Don't do that!
Uhm, okay, I really don't want to hear THIS conversation. Demyx, what's the next question?
Okay, last one from ZexionTwo-Clone-Person! They ask "Have you ever noticed that even though Xemnas is your employer, he doesn't pay you, you pat him?" …Ohmycod… HE'S RIGHT.
Speak for yourself; I get a paycheck.
You do?
Of course. I'm part of the science department.
What does that have to do with anything!
Well, Mansex wants us to keep quiet about what goes on down there, so he actually gives us a regular paycheck. Simple as that.
No fair! I pay him rent, I have to give him the munny I earn on mission, and I have NEVER ONCE gotten a paycheck! Plus there was that membership fee, and the fee to go on the trip to Disney world… Aw dammit! And all the munny I make HERE goes to all of that! I'm ALWAYS broke! D:
Meh, I get paid sometimes.
WHAT!
Yeah.
FOR WHAT?
For my JOB. Demyx, you never do ANYTHING, which is why Mansex doesn't pay you.
Yeah, but... You haven't been working for months! How have you paid rent and everything?
I blackmailed him!
BLACKMAIL!
Yeah, got it memorized?
Ohgod, the catchphrase is back.
Oh shut it. Speaking of getting back, what time is it?
Uh… like, 10 or something. Why?
Roxas is getting discharged at 11. I've gotta go! Untie me now or I will burn down the whole studio.
NOOO! DON'T BURN DOWN MY ONLY SOURCE OF INCOME!
Alright, We'll untie you. Here's Helena (So Long and Goodnight) by My Chemical Romance.
PFFFFTTT! Could you GET anymore emo!
Axel, I swear, if you do not shut your mouth right now, I will shove my foot so far up your a-
******Loooooong ago, just like the hearse you die to get in again,
We are so far from yooou….*******
Yeah! Dig that musical censorship at the end! WOOT!
GASLKHSDGKH SO MUCH FREAKIN HOMEWORK. I am DROWNING IN IT. This is what I get for being a smarty-pants and taking 2 AP classes. DON'T OVER-ACHIEVE KIDS. IT'S A PAIN IN THE ARSE.*
Uhm, yeah. Uh, questions and stuff. Yeah. I have the electronic grace of a metaphorical elephant. so uh, heh, sorry...
ALSO! RECOGNITION! (I am SO GLAD I made a note of these before my email got destroyed! By Demyx that is. It totally wasn't me. All him. ehe. heh. he...) SUPER LOVE AND COOKIES TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO COMMENTED WITH THE ANSWERS TO MY REFERENCE QUESTION! SO Demyx cookies to Xoxoroxas (Who made my LIFE by recognizing my Calvin and Hobbs AND FSM references in some older chapters!), Clockwork-Ceni (Sora Show, Demyx Time, AVPM! The 3 BEST THINGS to EVER show up on YouTube!), KHGiggle (Portal! :D), OmnomnomCHOMP (Demyx Time AND AN EXTRA COOKIE for telling me that the whatchumacallems are asterisks!), KeedaxEmry (DOUBLE RAINBOW! And you best watch out or I will hold you to that Junjou marathon-school-ditching-plan of WIN.), and MelodiousFreeshooter (Teehee, Sora Show Gummi bears!)! Thanks to EVERYONE who takes the time to write reviews for my story! I know I don't always get around to replying to them, but seriously, EVERY SINGLE ONE touches my heart. In like, a really sappy platonic way. I get teary eyed. i love you guys so much. Morails for LIFE. Demyx is totally gonna bring you guys cookies. Thought someone did ask (i can't remember who, sorry!) if they got anything for catching the references. Well, BESIDES my eternal Love and Devotion, and a Demyx cookie, Uhm.. uh... sure? lols, I don't know! I'm always open for requests, and always nagging at you people to send me questions or request for things you want to see/hear the boys do! So uh... yes. and my final answer is 36. *is shot*
Also MAJOR LOVE for ZexionTwo for providing this chapter's questions! I uh, think I kinda scared him when I replied to his questions with a million thank yous..in all caps... But it was a slow week! I hadn't gotten any questions and was feeling really.. enthusiastic! Anywho, thanks again for the questions! They were perfect for bringing back Axel!
AXEL! Yes he is back and Roxas is being discharged from the hospital! ... Of course, in Behind the Voices I am only just posting Roxas waking Up in the hospital... Ohcod...I'm gonna have to ban myself from looking at Homestuck fanart again so that I'll actually get some work done... Troll Jegus...
Alright, I'm off then!
~Seo!
*Okay, I was yelled at for writing that. OVER-ACHIEVING IS COOL KIDS. YOU SHOULD DO IT. ...ButitISapaininthearse...
P.S. OHMYGOD I JUST REALIZED THE QUESTIONS WERE COMMENTS! I CAN FIND THEM IN THE REVIEWS! OH DUR! *FacepalmOVER9,000!*