Alright...the moment you've all been waiting for: The Halloween Special~! XD
Take it away, PD-Heinz and Perry!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Good evening, fair viewers. We're here to warn you that what you are about to read may disturb you. It may shock you. It may even HORRIFY you.
Perry:...
Are you gonna cough up a hairball, or what?
Perry: No.
*to the readers* You've been warned.
Note: No requested OC is in this chapter. Brief mentions, maybe. Cameos, perhaps. Roles in the story, no. Also there will be singing.
Anyways, enjoy~! :D
P/F/Happy Halloween/P/F
A Night of Horror
Good evening, fair viewers. I'm here to say that what you are about to read may shock you. It may even horrify you. But, not likely, I mean, you've read this kind of stuff before. Our story begins at Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, where Milky is throwing a party...against Doofenshmirtz wishes.
"C'mon, tiger," Isabella said, "You can do it~!"
Cody had a polka-dotted blindfold covering his eyes, and was carrying a (hopefully) fake donkey tail. He unfortunately kept bumping into a peice of furniture that had a lamp on top of it, while the poster with the donkey was right behind him.
"You were so close," Isabella said with a smirk,"Okay, just a few steps to your left~."
Cody obeyed, only to hit the furniture again, causing the lamp to fall and break. Isabella chuckled as she picked up a cup of punch from the table next to her. "Oh, I'm sorry," Isabella said sarcastically before taking a sip of the drink, "I meant my left~."
Doofenshmirtz glared from the other side of the table. All of his friends decided to come to the party: Phineas, Candace, Ferb, everbody. Perry was obviously there because he lived there. Doofenshmirtz could've had a nice, quiet Saturday, but nope. Milky had to come in and wreck it for him.
Sucks to be you, Dr. D.
"Shut the heck up, narrator," Doofenshmirtz said angrily trying to mimic my voice.
Milky walked over to the former doctor (while putting some strange white pills in his drink that was by him while he wasn't paying attention) and said in a strangely seductive matter, "So, Heinz comes here often, yes?"
"I live here," Doofenshmirtz mumbled.
"What does Heinz think of the DJ," Milky asked, "Mily Way thinks she is very cute. Just right for the lonely Doctor."
"You," Doofenshmirtz said finally turning to glare at Milky, "Are the DJ!"
Just then, Candace stumbled over, knocking over Doofenshmirtz contaminated drink as she tried to keep her balance. "Doof," she slurred, "You need to lighten up. This is a party. You know what I'm telling you? Sometimes, there isn't anytime...to drink. See, that's when you go to the clubs, and find something to drink. You know, 'cause drinking's all you do with your life."
As Candace looked like she might cry, Phineas was suddenly by his sister's side, trying to help her. "Sorry," Phineas said, "She's drunk again...don't tell the authorities."
Doofenshmirtz rolled his eyes while Milky glared.
"Is something wrong, Dr. D," Perry asked from beside Isabella.
"Milky has been throwing these parties once a week," Doofenshmirtz said, "And half the time only Milky and Isabella bother to show up!"
Isabella glanced over to Doofenshmirtz and said, "I don't care what it is, I will not be absent to a social event."
"It's just that," Candace ranted on, "I just get so darn sick of those darn factories and those darn authorities, that I've gotta do something besides making drinks. Pretty soon I'mma be too old. And then...and then..."
Candace suddenly fell over, on top of Perry, who struggled beneath her body. Phineas simply stared at them before Isabella quickly came by his side and wrapped an arm around him. Meanwhile, Milky poured Doofenshmirtz another drink and placed more of the pills in it. This time, Doofenshmirtz nearly caught on. Nonetheless, he took the drink ready to sip it.
"So," Isabella flirted to Phineas who eyed her, "Does it hurt when I run in your dreams~?"
Suddenly there was a knock on the door and Doofenshmirtz immediatelly set his drink down, much to Milky's dismay. "Great," Doofenshmirtz said, "I bet that's Flabber and his lazy little "normal" stuff."
"I am over here," Ferb said, being right next to the poster with the donkey.
"And his name is Ferb," Phineas corrected.
"I KNOW HIS FREA-!"
Just then the door opened, and in entered...Jenny Brown? Why Jenny Brown? We never had Jenny here before.
"Yes we have," Candace said, "You're just too lazy to write that story."
SHUT-UP!
So, Jenny Brown entered the home. "Are you guys having a party," she asked.
"Hey," Doofenshmirtz yelled before Milky shoved the might as well be poisoned drink up his face.
"DRINK THIS," Milky exclaimed.
Jenny practically welcomed herself in as she looked to the floor in admiration. "Wow, your floors are so clean," she said before proceeding to make a long, dull "ah" noise.
Cody immediatelly removed his blindfold exclaiming, "Agh! It's an ambush!"
"Oh for the love of," Perry groaned before finally pushing Candace off, "Ugh, not this curse thing again!"
"Don't worry guys," Cody assured, "I've been practicing. I can win this time!"
Cody gave a gruff look before letting out a monotone "bwah" sound. Only a few seconds passed before a small earthquake occured, knocking over several objects in the process. When the "screaming" ceased, so did the earthquake. Everyone was shocked.
"Jenny," Doofenshmirtz growled, "What did you do this time? I should have killed you when I had the chance!"
"Uh oh," Jenny said, "You messed my curse up. You have some really claen floors."
"Heck yes," Cody said in triumph, "And now we are tied!"
"What do you mean you don't know," Doofenshmirtz asked before turning to Cody, "Cody what did you do?"
"I dunno," Cody admitted.
Suddenly, there was a painfully bright light that came and went in a flash. This didn't stop anyone who was in the building to duck down in fear or to protect themselves (except for Candace, who was knocked out). When everyone conscience looked up from their spots, they saw a huge hole was on the wall in front of them, as well as a being who made it lurking through the hole. It was covered in black clouds, so its form could not be seen, but an evil demonic face with bloodshot eyes was shown.
"We have heard the call and have come as swiftly as possible," it said griving a monsterous yet oddly jolly grin, "Why, what is this? A revelry held in the night? Doth our eyes decieve? Oh-ho, this is wonderful," it frowned as it explained, "We have not a chance to enjoy such pleasures before," it angrily rose above the group, causing them to cowar, "As no one invite The Nightmare," it calmed down and grinned, "But that we see, is in the past."
With a snap of sharp, scaley fingers, a book dropped to the ground, breaking part of the floor in the process. The lights flickered off at the sudden impact, yet the book itself seemed to be illuminating a bright campfire like light.
"Come, and gaze upon our book," the being now known as The Nightmare commanded, "It is a tale of horror called "A Night of Horror", and it shall be your eternal prison," The book opened on its own and several night-black arms with red aura slithered out, each grabbing one of those attending the party, "Until the final judgement is had."
Each one of the hands dragged one person into the book, one by one, until the only person left with The Nightmare. The book closed shut, and...wait, what are you-?
(*ZAP-ZAP-ZAP*)
The book closed shut as we take it in our arms and sit on a couch ready to read to all the world. We are sure that you will be delighted to read it, he-he. We are sure...
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Phineas woke up on the couch, and gazed down upon a still-knocked-out Candace.
"What am I doing back at home," Phineas wondered with a groan when suddenly there was a knock at the door, "Narrator? Is that you? You sound...different," Just follow the story, child, all will be revealed in time, "...O...kay?"
Another knock was heard, this time as if someong was bashing their fist into the door. "Alright I'm coming," Phineas grumbled, getting off the couch and over to the door.
The visitor, or more likely visitors, were Dr. Doofenshmirtz, who was carrying a bag, and Perry, who for some reason was on his shoulders. They both immdiately entered the room, without waiting to be welcomed in. How rude.
"Phineas," Doofenshmirtz said as he looked around the room as if he were searching for something, "I know you think you have something important to be doing right now, but trust me, you don't."
"Dr. D," Phineas said as if it were a question as Doofenshmirtz went over to a self and took a few of books (that were actually horror stories) and placed them in his bag, "Give me a sec, I've gotta-."
"No," Doofenshmirtz interrupted poking Phineas in the nose, "You don't," with that Doofenshmirtz grabbed Perry by the tail hung him over the ground and dropped him to the floor, "Here, take this," he motioned to Perry before heading for the exit, "This is plan B. Perry knows what I mean. We have a playbook of contingency plans."
Doofenshmirtz slammed the door shut as he left. Phineas looked over to Perry quizzically. "Plan B," he asked the monotreme who was still laying flat on the ground.
"I'll tell you when it happens," Perry said giving a single glance before laying his face back onto the carpet floor.
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We are so excited that we finally get to play together...aren't thou excited?
"Been there, done this," Doofenshmirtz said, having already entered his house, and poured out several books, some of horror, and some of Magicianary Arts, "I'm ready this time."
Oh, it's only fine when your father doth it, is it? This is just like the time you seperated the small rocks from the big ones, you are a bigot.
"I am," Doofenshmirtz began as he opened one of the books, "Not sure how to respond to that."
Well, if you don't want to play, then I suppose we can just close the book and go home.
Doofenshmirtz gave a smirk, hoping that we wouldn't notice.
We're not saying we would do this, but if we don't read your story, the time stops for you-.
The smirk faded into a horrified frown.
And all you can do, is rot! Muwahahaha, not that we'd do that to a friend, especially a relative. Haha, do you think we would?
"No," Doofenshmirtz said, giving a nervous grin, "Heh, of course not! Hahaha, I just thought that this was a different kind of game. You know, the sort where the object of the game, is to overcome a problem!"
Oh-ho-ho, but it is. Oh we knew you wanted to play! But, you see, there are rules. You just have to get to the end of the story, that's all. It's a short story. Oh, this will almost be as fun as fake spiders.
Doofenshmirtz, who was trying to skim through the books while also giving glances to us, chuckled as he sweated, "Uh...yeah."
Sorry for threatening you before. That was just for pretend! You don't have to be scared of us! If we were being serious we would have threatened something worse.
"Yeah," Doofenshmirtz said almost sarcastically but mostly out of fear, "Worse than being trapped in a horror story that's about who knows what?"
Has thou been to the catacombs beneath the castle?
Doofenshmirtz dropped the book in his hand, his eyes widened as he stared off into space for a few seconds. We chuckled.
You have been! Ho-ho! Did you know our wife and us built the place? Oh, our wife was quite mad. We worry for our son now, really. They say that mental illness can run in the family.
"Eh, he-he, I don't..."
But our lover wasn't all that mad. You'll see. She wrote this book after all.
The entrance door slammed open and Doofenshmirtz's gaze snapped over to the unwelcomed guests. In came Cody and Milky. Milky was holding a strange looking bag, one that looked similar to a large organ painted with a few colors to make it look less gorey. Cody was the first to speak, "Oh my gosh, we're in a story for reals! This is so exciting!"
"Wait," Doofenshmirtz said standing up and walking over to Cody and Milky, "You two know that we're in a story?"
"Duh," Cody said grinnign from ear to ear, "We were all sucked into one while we were at the party! This is so neat. And Nightmare said it's a horror story so it's going to be spooky!"
Milky reached into her bag and place a spirit board onto the floor. Kneeling down by the board she said, "Milky will commune with the spirits, she will befriend them, and when their trust is earned, MILKY WILL TURN THE TABLES!" Mad laughter left Milky's lips before Doofenshmirtz stomped his foot on top of the spirit board.
"No," Doofenshmirtz said wih a glare, "Have you ever read a horror story? The spirit board always makes the spirits more powerful!"
"Uh, I don't read a lot of horror," Cody admitted, "Mostly just fun stuff. And I like adventure a lot."
Milky smirked at Cody. "Cody," she said, "Will you go a fetch Milky some liquids?"
"Okay," Cody said and headed for the kitchen.
Doofenshmirtz eyed Milky, who grinned mischeiviously back at him. The man wondered what she was up to when the sound of the fire alarm went off. Doofenshmirtz glanced over for a moment before glaring back. Glass breaking and shaking were also heard, as well as the sound of a chainsaw, and oddly enough a rubby ducky squeaking. The final noise that caught Doofenshmirtz's attention completely was the sound of gun-shots, that created a brief but large red light.
"Uh, Dr. D," Cody yelled, "Do you have any ketchup?"
"What the heck are you doing in here," Doofenshmirtz exclaimed going over to the kitchen...and leaving Milky all alone in his living room...with the spirit board.
Milky knelt back down to spirit board, her eyes twinkling madly. "And now," she snickered, "Spirits of the dead, Milky summons you! Here Milky, and come to the sound of her voice!"
The room went dark and a light emmited from the spirit board.
"Mechaleka, yes, mechahieneyho," Milky chanted, "Mechaleka, yes, mechahieneyho! Here Milky, Lord Cthulu, awaken, and smother Phineas with a pillow!"
A large explosion of light blasted out from the spirit board, causing it to disappear from exsistence, and in its blace was a burnt spot on the floor. Milky hair became messier than usual, but her smile stayed the same. Seconds later, Doofenshmirtz came out of the kitchen, dragging a whimpering Cody by the ear.
"Ow, ow, ow," Cody moaned like a young child, "I'm sorry!"
Doofenshmirtz released Cody, who cowared to the floor, as he glared at Milky. "Did you use that spirit board the thirty seconds that I was gone," Doofenshmirtz asked.
"No. Yes," Milky said, "Milky has seen the error of her ways."
After Doofenshmirtz kicked Cody and Milky out of the apartment...
"Out," Doofenshmirtz said slamming the door in their faces.
...He toils the day away, preparing spells to escape his bizarr predicament. But alas, they all result in failure.
"Well," Doofenshmirtz in a way that said he knew that would be the outcome, "B***s."
He's very tired. He's had such a fun time today that he's simply tuckered out. He walks down the small halls in the apartment to his room, and lays his weary, sweet head to rest. He thinks fondly of his friends and family as he drifts into dreamland, completely oblivious to the meticulously prepared night outside!
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The sound of squeaking was heard as an unknown object began rolling over to the bed. Doofenshmirtz's eyes slowly opened at the sound, and shot open at the sight he saw next. He didn't know what was stranger and more shocking; the fact that a familiar stuffed animal was sitting on his bed, or that as he sat up he wasn't as tall as before.
"Mr. Stuffy," Doofenshmirtz said with the voice of a child, "But, the king cut you open and filled your fluffy little body with sliced bread..."
Doofenshmirtz picked up the stuffed bear, unaware that he has shrunk to the point where his sleeves were too big for him now. He didn't just sound like a child...he was a child.
"Listen, mister," Doofenshmirtz said as if he were talking to an actual person, "I'm a different person than when we last met. I've seen some things, Mr. Stuffy."
An echoey squeak was heard heard from outside of the bedroom. Doofenshmirtz's eyes widened as the stuffed toy seemed to come alive, and began walking off the bed, and out of the room. Young Doofenshmirtz hesistated for a moment before jumping off his bed, leaving behind his coat, and walked down the dark halls, following the stuffed animal, forgetting that he was in a horror story, and avoiding all logic behind it. As he went into the hallway, the lights turned on, revealed that it had grown longer than previously. He turned to see the bear walk around the corner and went to follow it. As he went, the lights behind him either dimmed or turned off, becoming completely pitch black.
Mr. Stuffy lead Doofenshmirtz into a library like room that was probably the brightest of where he went. The ceiling had a painted picture of a factory, with some familiar children going in along with a purple platypus. On the widows of the OWCA, was another platypus, also familiar, but was green-blue, and a Chihuahua. He looked forward to see another hall, and Mr. Stuffy lying on the floor. He hesitantly walked over, looked forward at the dark halls, and picked up Mr. Stuffy before the library also turned pitch black. However, the hall in front of his began to glow with light. Doofenshmirtz gulped and walked down the straight hall.
There was no turning back now...
The walls of the hallway was also painted, this time with planes. He himself was on the plane (still in his thrities to forties), along with a triangle headed child, who looked down nervously from the plane in the picture. It seemed familiar, but...
Doofenshmirtz turned in front of him, only to see that at a dead end was a Mary McGuffin-like doll lying on the floor. The doll sat up, to Doofenshmirtz's shock, turned to the once grown man, leaped out at him, and after a small struggle tore Mr. Stuffy out of his hands. Doofenshmirtz fall to the floor, looking to his hands to see that he had only saved part of him. He looked horrified as the doll stuffed the bear with sliced bread.
"I don't know what it means," young Doofenshmirtz whimpered as he stared at his beloved toy, tears threatening to fall.
The doll suddenly threw itself back, exploding into a bloody mess. Doofenshmirtz didn't seem to care. "Why does the world hate Mr. Stuffy," Doofenshmirtz wondered, "Is he an ugly toy or, something," He looked up into the air standing up, "I like Mr. Stuffy, universe...I wish my dad had exploded all over my walls."
The paint-like blood suddenly formed into a wooden door that was crafted beautifully. The door opened, and a white, blinding light caused Doofenshmirtz to shield his eyes. In front of him was his room...the one he had when he was a child...only this time, it looked nicer. It didn't look unwelcoming like before, but instead, looked like an actual room. Walking over were his parents...both of them. They weren't angry, like they usually were, but instead, they looked happy.
Memories overlflowed in his mind...but the once bad memories, all transformed into good ones. All lies, yes, but for once, Doofenshmirtz didn't care. This is what he wanted. He picked up the remains of Mr. Stuffy, and walked into the room with a faint smile...right before the door slammed shut.
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Candace knocked on the apartment door. With her was Phineas and Perry, bother wearing frowns on their faces while Candace, who was no longer drunk, simply smiled. Doofenshmirtz, as a grown man, opened the door only a crack, and gave a glare that was darker than usual.
"Hey, Heinz," Candace greeted.
"Hi, Dr. D," Phineas said, eyeing Doofenshmirtz suspiciosly.
"Can Heinz come out to play," Perry asked as if talking to another person, confusing both Phineas and Candace.
"No," Doofenshmirtz answered with an unearthly voice, "Heinz is busy."
"Oh great," Perry said rolling his eyes, "What with?"
"He seeks the highest star such that he may be devoured and allowed to reproduce," Doofenshmirtz said with an evil smile.
Phineas, Perry, and Candace all stared in shock, though Perry seemed to see it all coming. Doofenshmirtz smile faded into a frown of realization. "Er, that is what I would NOT be doing if I weren't so busy with," Doofenshmirtz paused trying to think of an excuse, "Dental hygiene."
With that, Doofenshmirtz slammed the door shut. Candace looked over to Phineas and Perry saying, "He seems a bit off today, don;t you think?"
"Ugh," Perry said, "He's been possessed by a demonic parasite that wants to be eaten by a much larger star-god so it can reproduce and continue its unholy cycle of life."
"Oh, is that all," Phineas said sarcastically.
"Is that all," Perry exclaimed turning to Phineas, "Is that all you have to say?"
Phineas raised his hands up defensively. "How the heck am I supposed to react that," Phineas asked.
"Well, don't worry your stupid childish brain," Perry said beginning to walk away from Phineas and Candace, "I'll take care of plan B."
"There is a plan B," Phineas said, being the only one of the siblings who atleast had a hint of what was going on, "For an evil space parasite?"
"Aye," Perry answered, "Tell the others and meet me back outside DEI at dusk. I'll have everything ready by then. But first," he turned to Candace, "Do you jhave a shovel back at your place?"
"Uh, yeah," Candace asked, "Why?"
As Perry walked away he said, "I've gotta do some digging."
(To be Continued)
A/N:
He-he, we are so pleased to see that you are reading the author's notes. We have some important information for you that dear Galaxina-the-Seedrian (who is a bit tied up at the moment) asked us to give you. Luckily, I recorded everything.
Taperecorder: After this story, I am going to give this fan fic an official summary. I was gonna ask for some ideas (and I still am) but I don't think anyone will care enough, so, I'll try to think of something on my own. But if you have an idea of a summary, I'd love to here your ideas.
It'll get funnier in the next part, I assure you. But while we're at it, it'd be fun if you all would say what you're doing for Halloween this year. Me myself and I are simply going to sit back at my house handing out candy to trick-or-treaters...*sigh* just like every year.
Anyways I leave you all with a fond smile...(PS: Help, I'm being held against my will!)
Ignore the final statement.
Read and Review, OR ELSE!