So Jill finally broke down and she's now asleep on my floor. With my blanket. The one that I was using.

So, yeah. I'm tired and my throat is dry and I'm all alone.

FOREVER ALONE!

Anyways, this is what happens why I write stuff at 5 in the morning.

DISCLAIMER!: WE DON'T OWN MAXIMUM RIDE, and Jill doesn't own the blanket she's using either...

.007 Fang cheating?

5 years after Nevermore

"Fang...why the hell do you smell all flowery?" Max backed out of their hug, giving him the death glare.

"What are you talking about?" Fang questioned. He smelled his shirt. His eyes widened and he dropped the fabric, backing away slowly to avoid the wrath that is Maximum Ride. "Max... it's not what you think. I swear to God it's not what you think."

Holy shit.

Fang cheated on Max.

"You dick. You fucking class A dick. WHO THE HELL WERE YOU WHORING AROUND WITH?" Thank God everyone else was at the grocery store or someone other then Max would be yelling at him, like, her mom and sister.

"Max, I swear to God, I didn't cheat on you. I didn't sleep with anyone."

Max completely ignored him.

"WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT? If you didn't want to be with me anymore, you could have just said so and not fucked some random whore!" She punched him in the stomach, Fang slid to the ground, and Max walked past him, slamming her and Ella's door.

*30 minutes later*

Nudge came busting into the house, carrying at least 4 bags on each arm. Fang was morning the loss of his 5 year long relationship when Nudge screamed at him "Fang! Go get the rest of the groceries!" Fang numbly stood up and walked to the door, feeling nothing at all. "Oh, and Fang?" he stopped right in front of her. "Next time you do laundry, don't put your clothes in with mine. You might dye my clothes black, and I can't pull off black like you can."

"Wait! So, I put my clothes in your pile?"

"Yeah, Fang. That's what I just said. God, do you not listen to anything girls say, or do you just not listen to me? Why does not one listen to me! Just because I talk a lot doesn't give people a right to ignore me!-"

And that's when Fang started ignoring her.

What? You didn't expect him to just listen to Nudge ramble, did you?

Nah, that would be dumb!

Instead, Fang just ran into Max's room, didn't even knock or anything.

"My clothes got mixed in with Nudge's. That's why they smell all flowery."

Max didn't even look up from her Ipod, she just continued to play her game.

"Yeah, I know."

WHAAAAAAT?

Fang's eyebrows came together and he gave her a questioning look.

"Fang, what day is it?"

April 1st? But what does that have to do with anything?

Oh wait...

A smile broke out on Max's face. " April fools." She laughed.

A smile broke out on Fang's face. "Oh, you are such a bitch."

But don't worry, Max made it up to him.