Sokka on… Techno-logy…
Bye-Bye Miss American Apple Pie. Drove my Chevy to the levy then back cause there was no pie there. I got home and the pie was gone, eaten by my dad… So now I'm singing, "This'll be the day that I die!" Apple pie is delicious! Luckily, I arrived in time to have the last slice. Pre-calc has taken up most my day cause I was a little behind. But here is the story. Hopefully I'll post it before 12 PM… but before we get into the grit let me say thanks to CI! Or AI… what do you think is better, Coolness Incarnate, or Awesomeness Incarnate? Well you guys are both no matter what. But the top AI/CI awards go to in the order of first to last to review: Steph32297l, Digi-fanCapp, Atarah Derek, Stkichi, and Titan18Gamble. You guys proved that you deserve to be CI/AI! Anyways, let's keep on keepin on! Did I forget to mention that this fic has no timeline, its just "A big ball of wibbly wobbley timey wimey" as our good friend Atarah Derek has said before. Well that's what it is…
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Press conference, Republic City 43 years after Ozai's fall.
"People of all nations, I have gathered you and all of the world leaders here to discuss major issues with the development and implementation of the new inventions in our world today. For the past 10,000 years our world was at a stalemate. Then suddenly we had a bloom of ingenuity in the Firenation. We started seeing metal ships, ballista's, trebuchets, and other brilliant weapons of war. But then, thankfully, another technological lapse. Another 100 years passed and we get the hot air balloon. Then, in a matter of months we see the war balloon, a model 10,000 times better than its predecessor and possessing a lift capability so great that it was able to be fully clad in steel. Fast forward another forty years and you see my friend Bing and I create the corn powered combustion engine. What is wrong with this picture? The world hadn't seen a technological update since Omashu was founded! They were using bows and arrows then and we are still seeing those employed by the Yu Yan. At this rate we will be able to remotely detonate explosive substances without using a fuse, have bending powered cannons, and have boats that will travel over 100 kph within the next thirty five years which has been dubbed 1985 for unknown reasons. When 2015 comes around I expect to see flying cars, auto-tying laces, pizza hydrators, and telephones that look like sunglasses."
"What's a telephone?'
"What are sunglasses?"
"What the frikkin junk is a pizza!? Nonetheless a hydrator!?"
"AM I DONE YET! NO! SO SHUT THE BLOODY HECK UP BEFORE I SLICE YOU UP TINY BITE SIZED PIECES WITH SPACE SWORD!"
"But you don't have space sword anymore."
"Wrong thing to say buddy" Sokka said darkly as he lifted the handle on his back partially up to reveal a gleaming black blade."
"Aw ****…"
As the offender reached the edge of the crowd Sokka pulled out boomerang and whipped it towards the delinquent reporter. "Thwack," Boomerang contacted the base of the skull effectively knocking out the reporter. "I'll deal with him later. Anymore questions?" Sokka asked as he slid a slightly bloody Boomerang back into its case, "I didn't think so. Now where were we?"
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Ok FOOB (First order of Business), in the asterisked(*)(is that how you spell it?) area above I didn't feel like "Crap" could really portray the sense of doom the reporter was feeling, and as to maintain my K+ rating I don't put anything. But I decided that, since Sokka hadn't addressed the public yet with his concerns, he should do so now. I also wanted to bring to your attention an inconsistency in the LoK and ATLA. Remember the origins of earthbending in "The Cave of Two Lovers" It said that humans learned from the bagermloes, and in one of the episodes where Sokka is at the north pole, Yue mentions that humans first learned to waterbend by watching the moon or something like that. Yet, in LoK, Lionturtles gave everyone their bending. They didn't learn it. You think that Mike & Bryan would know what they were writing…
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