Disclaimer: I don't own How I Met Your Mother or the song Leyla.

Eighth Month

As Robin started her eighth month of pregnancy, she went on maternity leave.

"I'm so bored," she whined to her friends and fiancée only two days later.

"You're so weird," Marshall said. He backed off when both of the pregnant women glared at him.

"How many names do you have now?" Ted asked as his new girlfriend Leila entered MacLarens.

As always, Marshall and Barney started to sing "Leyla".

"That never gets old," Ted told them.

"I think it's funny," Leila said

"So can you tell us how many names are on the list now?" Lily asked Robin.

"Four hundred forty-three," Robin answered sheepishly.

"You should trim it down," Ted advised.

"We did. It was up to 656," Barney explained.

"I have a hard time choosing my favorite names," Robin said.

"Trim it down more," Marshall told them.

"Are they all boy names?" Ted asked. He hoped that the two weren't wrong about the gender, but there was also the bet to think about.

"Yes," Robin said. Marshall got up and slapped Barney.

"Number four," he declared.

"I don't like you," Barney whined.

Robin laughed at her fiancée's latest slap.

"I love you," she told him.

"I love you too," he said.

"You're so mushy," Leila complained.

"They can be mushier," Ted told her seriously.

"They're soul mates," Lily told Leila dreamily.

"I'm hungry," Robin complained. Luckily for her and Lily, their food arrived five minutes later.

"When are you getting married?" Leila asked.

"After the baby's born," Barney explained as Robin rapidly devoured her food.

"That was so good," Robin sighed happily when she finished eating.

"I love food," Lily declared.

Two days later, Robin was thrown a baby shower.

Even though Barney and Barney vehemently agreed that Baby Stinson ("Pick a name already!" Marshall whined.) was a boy, they friends got them gender-neutral clothes.

Three days later, Robin was thinking the baby was a girl.

"Stop confusing us," Lily complained.

"You're being annoying," Ted told her. Robin kicked him in the shins as best as she could. Her ankles were so swollen it hurt to kick him.

Robin and Barney got more baby stuff for Christmas.

Leila and Ted broke up on December 28th, 2008.

As the end of the eighth month occurred, Robin prepared to give birth. She also returned to her stance that the baby was a boy.