Disclaimer: I don't own transformers...but I do own Megatron's BIG BUMPER lol

Harley and Alli: Hey everyone.

Alli: Yes my name is Alli...GET OVER IT...and yes I told Harley first.

Harley: -Snickers-

Transformers: HEY!

Sideswipe: But, why didn't you tell me your name first? -Starts pouting-

Beta One: Because dumb bot, you keep hitting on her! -Bashes fist into sideswipe's head-

Sideswipe: Ow...hey wait -Gets wicked grin- does that mean you're hitting on me Beta One?

Beta One: -Hell fire rages in eyes and grabs Sideswipe by leg- Ever know the feeling of what it's like to fly?

Sideswipe: No...

Beta One: Well here's your chance! -Swings him around and lets him go, let him fly through the air-

Harley and Alli: O.o

Harley: OK then...

Alli: Anyways. Hey guys to ease up on the action right now, Harley and I have decided to have a chapter of random things that go through our heads. We thought of this when we did the last chapter and decided to put it as a little intermission, and thank Primus the Transformers agreed. So here we are.

Megatron: Wait...I did not agree to this and you know I hate Surprises! -Glares at the two girls-

Alli: O.o...Oh shit

Harley: -Looks up at Megatron and pulls a Twinkie out of lunch box and holds it in front of Megatron-

Megatron: Give Me! Give Me! -Tries to grab it-

Harley: -Teases Megatron by moving it away at the last second-

Megatron: -Starts crying- You're a big meanie face! -Gets grumpy and pouts- You know that's not very nice of my Twinkie to withhold the Twinkies.

Harley: O.o –twitches- I AM NOT YOUR TWINKIE!

Allie: Yeah, she ain't your Twinkie.

Sideswipe: -Takes Alli's hand- Alli your eyes are as blue as the window cleaner from my windshield.

Alli: O.o

Harley: -Looks to Alli and Sideswipe then looks at Megatron- Why don't you say nice things like that to me? You know calling me your Twinkie does not only sounds very wrong, but it's also very mean, because it's like saying I'm fat -Fake cries-

Megatron: -Looks confusingly at Harley-

Optimus: -Shakes head and walks up to Harley-

Harley: -Looks up to see Optimus-

Optimus: Harley, your lips are as red as my paint job.. -Acts romantically dramatic-

Harley: -Almost faints-

Beta One and Megatron: Hey!

Hotshot: -Clears throat and coughs- Hey lovebirds, where's Alli and Sideswipe?

Alex: Um? I think Sideswipe kidnapped her, because I think I just saw him drive away

Harley: O.O –looks franticly around to make sure Alli is really gone-

Beta One: Oh great –covers face with her hand- that loser won't give up will he

Harley: -freakn' out- She is going to kill me when she get back, I should of kept my eyes on Sideswipe to see if he was going to try anything

Optimus: It's my fault I was distracting you –gives big apologetic look than a sparkling smile-

Harley: -completely forgets about Alli- Oh no! It not your fault! She'll be fine –blushes madly-

Beta One and Megatron: -getting pissed-

Sideswipe and Alli: -walk in and both have big ice cream cones-

Megatron: -greedy look- Hey I want some! Hey… do they have twinkie flavor?

Harley: O.O NO

Optimus: -shakes head-

Hotshot: Where have you been?

Alli: I wanted Ice Cream and Sideswipe said he'd get me some if I would go with

Hotshot: You could have told us. What if something would have happened to you, Harley would have to write the rest of the story by herself -angry-

Harley: -evil grin-

Sideswipe: HEY! I had it all under control I wouldn't of let anything happen to my little mint slice

Alli: O.o oh jeez, I don't even like mint

Megatron: I GOT A NEW NICKNAME FOR MY TWINKIE…. It's CREAM FILLIN… Because it my favorite part –proud of himself-

Harley and Alli: O.O O.o

Harley: Oh shit… I think I like Twinkie better

Megatron: -pops a candy in his mouth- FINE then you get… –reads candy wrapper- SPEARMINT and that's final

Harley: Well at least it better then cream fillin or at least it's not bubblicious

Megatron: YES that is it… I love it! You are now my bubblicious

Harley: -walks over and start hitting head on Megatron's leg-

Alli: um hey I have some gum, it's new I swear it's really good –pulls it out- Want some Megabutt?

Megatron: HEY!... Yes I would

Alli: -gives him some-

Megatron: -eats it- YUCK –spits it out-

Sideswipe and Alli:-laughing hilariously-

Harley- What? –grabs the gum out of Alli's hand and reads it- Bubblicious Gnarly Nacho Cheese! EWWWWW!

Megatron: -pissed- STARSCREAM GET ME SOME BUBBLICIOUS!

Starscream: Yes, sir –whisper- can't you get off your big bumper and get it yourself, ohh great fat one?

Alli: -giggle- Awww poor Starscream!

Sideswipe: Hey! Why don't you ever say aww poor Sideswipe -pout-

Harley: Megypoo, why don't you let Starscream have the day off for once and you really should start being nicer to him –puppy dog eyes-

Megatron: Oh…. FINE. But only for you bubblicious

Starscream: Sweet! -Smiles-

Sideswipe: How dare you steal my ladies affections! -Throws punch-

Starscream: I did no such thing -ducks and throws a fist into sideswipes stomach-

Alli: -sits back and eats popcorn watching the show of two bots fighting over her-

Harley: -steals some of Alli's popcorn and watches with her-

Beta One: Oh please stop fighting -says sarcastically sitting next to the two girls and starts watching with them-

Megatron and Optimus: -Looks at each other then back to the girls sitting and watching the fight-

Optimus: What are they doing?

Megatron: -shrugs- Must be a female thing?

Alli: 5 bucks says Sideswipe gets it

Harley: LOL ya right 10 says Starscream does –as she gets a boom box and starts playing eye of the tiger- GO STARSCREAM!

Megatron: -Glares at his bubblicious- Hey if you're going to cheer for anyone it's going to be me! -Joins in on the fight-

Beta One: 20 says Megatron gets it. All he has to do is sit on them with his fat aft and he's got it in the bag. Too bad I don't have a guy to do that for me

Optimus: -Hears Beta One and Tackles the other three- For you fair maiden -He says shakespearianly-

Beta One: -blushes-

Alli: Ok! Come on Sideswipe you can do it! LOL

Harley: -Plays: Shake Your Groove Thang-

Megatron: -Stops fighting and starts dancing, shaking his fat ass in the process-

Harley: O.o

Boys: -The four male bots start dancing together-

Girls: O_O O.o 0.0

Alli: MY EYES… they BURN –cover eyes-

Beta One: -stares at Optimus's amazing bumper-

Harley: So disturbing...but I can't...look...away! -Boom box switches to YMCA-

Harley: Oh shit

Boys: -Start dancing like the village people putting on costumes Sideswipes is the cowboy, Megatron is the Indian chief, Starscream is the cop, and Optimus is the soldier-

Y M C A

Alli: THE HORROR!

Beta One: -still staring at Optimus-

Harley: Make it stop...-stares at Megatron's fat ass and start drooling-

Alli:-stares at the two other girls- AAAAA HELP ME, MAKE THEM STOP –runs and changes the song to So long Farwell from Sound of Music starts to play and everyone joins in-

Everyone: There's a sad sort of clanging from the clock in the hall, and the bells in the steaple too.

And up in the nursery an absurd little bird is popping out to say coo coo.

Coo Coo,

Coo Coo.

Regretfully they tell us,

But firmly they compel us,

To say good bye.

Coo Coo.

To you...

So long, farewell, aufwiedersehn, good night,

Beta One: I hate to go and leave this pretty sight.

-Beta One Twirls off stage-

So long, farewell, aufwiedersehn, adieu,

Hotshot and Alex: adue adue to you and you and you.

-Hotshot and Alex dance off stage-

So long, farewell,l oqua aufwiedersehn

Optimus: I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne.

-Takes a bow and walks off stage-

So long, farewell, aufwiedersehn, good bye

Megatron: I leave and heave a sigh and say goodbye. Good Byeeeeeee!

-Shatters all the glasses and blows a kiss to the audience, skipping off stages, butt still shaking-

Starscream: I'm glad to go I cannot tell a lie,

Sideswipe: I flit, I float I fleet filthy, I fly.

-Starscream and Sideswipe waltz off stage-

Alli and Harley: The sun has gone to bed and so must I.

-Smiles and links arms, taking a bow-

So long, farewell, aufwiedersehn, goodbye

Goodbye... -Alex, Hotshot, Optimus, and Beta One Wave-

Goodbye... -Starscream, Sideswipe, and Megatron Wave-

Goodbye... -Allie and Harley Wave-

-Everyone Waves- Goodbye!

End

That's all for the Intermission Chapter. We will soon have Chapter eleven up and ready to read. Hope you Enjoyed this!

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