Sorry about the last chapter, if it seemed a little rushed. I used the last drop of internet to post that last chapter. On a happier note, did you like that last chapter? Right this VERY second, I am

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Chapter 8: Random Much?

*Normal POV*

'TEME!' Naruto yelled.

'What dobe?' Sasuke answered while removing his hands from his ears. He was really gonna go deaf with Naruto around.

'WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU AND SAKURA WERE GETTING MARRIED!' Naruto thundered.

The group was in Naruto's new home. They sat on the couches and floor gossiping and talking to each other. That was when Sakura dropped the bomb that she was engaged like Hinata.

'We just did, in case you didn't notice.' Sasuke massaged his temples.

'BUT YOU STOLE MINE AND HINATA'S SPOTLIGHT!' Naruto complained.

'Baka, that was a WEEK ago!' Sakura answered while holding Kuro. Once again, Kakashi was making Sakura babysit his kid.

'BAWKA' Kuro repeated.

Naruto drooped his head in defeat. He had just been called an Idiot by a Toddler.

Sasuke smirked.

Kiba sat watching the group. He and Shino were the only single ones in team 8. Hinata, the girl both he and Shino saw as a sister was engaged and , and they were STILL SINGLE!

'Naruto, at least you HAVE a girlfriend.' Kiba sulked.

'Hehe. Yeah, and I'm getting laid.' Naruto said happily.

Kiba continued to sulk.

'So~ When did you ask her Sasuke~!' Ino asked.

'Slut. I never asked her. I told her.' Sasuke muttered.

Ino was hurt. 'Sasuke…I still have feelings for you.'

'Bitch, then why the hell are you with Sai? And, in case you didn't notice, I'm engaged.' Sasuke said coldly.

'Hehe!~ I was just kidding Sasuke! I Love Sai!~' Ino said with a giggle. Beside her, Sakura was quaking with anger.

'STUPID FUCKING BITCH' Sakura screamed. Ino hid behind Sai, who had missed the whole conversation.

'S-so anyway… you told her Sasuke?' Hinata asked Sasuke.

'Yeah. No romantic question, no knelling of the knee, no fucking stuttering.' Sasuke said with a pointed look at Hinata. Hinata looked down.

'Leave her alone Teme.' Naruto Yawned. He was used to Sasuke telling Hinata off. Sasuke got really annoyed when Hinata stuttered.

'Dobe.'

'Teme'

'Dobe'

'SHUT UP!' Yelled a few of the group.

Suddenly, Sai plugged his IPod in to a random stereo, and played "I'm sexy and I know it" and turned it up real loud.

He then started to do the dance moves and wiggled his crouch around. Ino then got up and wiggled her belly.

Everyone just stared at them. Then….

'I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!' Naruto sang as he jumped up and mimicked Sai.

Sasuke Face Palmed

Sakura curled her fist into a ball.

Shikamaru stopped making out with Temari and looked around wildly.

Choji stuffed his face

Gaara just stared

Matsuri waited for Sasuke to yell

Hinata blushed and looked away

Neji paled

Tenten buried her head into Neji's chest so she wouldn't have to look at Naruto.

'WIGGLE WIGGLEWIGGLEWIGGLE YEAH! WIGGLE WIGGLEWIGGLEWIGGLE YEAH, YEAH! I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!' Naruto screamed more than sang.

'NARUTO!SAI!' Sakura thundered and pummelled them into oblivion.

*2 mins later.*

'Oww…Sakura, you don't need to punch so hard…' Naruto whined while nursing his swollen cheek and body.'

'Yes, I agree. But she does have amazing strength.' Sai complemented.

'Suck up.' Sasuke smirked.

'True that, but still, why didn't you hit Ino?' Naruto asked.

'Cause she's pregnant. Use your head Naruto.' Shikamaru answered for Sakura.

'We really need some hobbies.' Gaara sighed.

'Mmmm' Matsuri replied.

'We could play a game?' Naruto offered.

'Like?' Shikamaru asked.

'Skip bow?' Sai said trying to be helpful.

'How do you play?' Sasuke asked with a raised eyebrow.

'Well, it has to be from 2 players up. Each person uses the cards they are given to try and make a pile of cards that go in order from 1 to 12. Like say, Shikamaru puts down a one, Temari puts down a two, Naruto puts a three and so on until one person hits 12.' Sai read out of his "Fun Games With Friends!"Book.

'Does it have to be in order? Like me, then Naruto then Temari and then it repeats itself?' Shikamaru asked, suddenly interested.

'No. If you can fit a card in one of the piles, then go for it.' Sakura answered.

'And if you have a "Skip Bow" card, then that counts as any number. Oh! And there can only be three piles of cards at a time. The person with the most piles, wins.' Matsuri added.

'Alright, let's play!' Naruto shouted.

*2 hours later*

'We all knew I would win.' Shikamaru grinned.

'Bitch please, Sasuke was only one pile shorter than you.' Anko suddenly appeared.

'ANKO!' Naruto yelled. 'STOP RANDOMLY APPEARING!'

'Sorry!' Anko grinned.

'Here to pick up Kuro?' Temari asked.

'Yes! Awww, his asleep.' Anko cooed.

Anko picked up her son who was sleeping on the sofa and cuddled him to her chest.

'Thank you guys for watching him. Next I have to go pick Kakashi up from his babysitter.' Anko sighed.

'Who's babysitting him?' Sakura giggled.

Anko pouted. 'Guy...'

'Why Guy?' Naruto asked while sitting cross legged on the floor.

'Well, Kakashi got drunk yet again, so I just had to have someone watch him. And Guy was available.' Grinned Anko.

'Oh joy.' Tenten muttered.

'Hey Hinata, you haven't shown us gals the baby's room.' Sakura stated.

'O-oh really? Okay, right this way.' Hinata said as she walked down the hallway.

Once they were in the bedroom Matsuri exclaimed loudly.

'Wow! It's soo cute~!'

'You think so?' Hinata asked shyly.

'Yeah, but it's really bare...' Sakura trailed off.

The room had a purple crib against the wall and a white dresser on the other side of the room. On the walls, there were cute pictures of little bunnies and puppies.

'Next week at the baby shower, we should get you some stuffed toys and clothes to fill that dresser.' Temari said loudly.

'That would be nice. I already have your gifts wrapped up. I can't wait to give them to you guys!' Hinata smiled.

'Hinata, you're so sweet.' Sakura said as she gave her a hug.

'U-uh.. thanks Sakura.' Hinata stuttered.

'YOU GUYS! GET OVER HEAR!' Shouted Naruto from the other room.

Well? Did you like? Next Chapter, Baby shower! Well, if ya like the story. Then REVIEW! U.U

Oh! And I am sorry for the late post. It's the bloody internet again... Hey, i was wondering if you want me to put a lemon in? I could do it if you guys want, I'll get my friend to help me..U.U

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