A/N: Honestly, it's been done before but I can't help it, this is what popped into my head.

Disclaimer: I own nothing you recognize, including plots and ideas.

The prompt: "Jeff & Annie have done something to annoy another member of the study group."


Troy hates Jeff just a little bit right now. Like, really, really hates him. Because they're both in the bathroom, there's only one condom and it looks like Jeff is winning.

"But I bought these!"

"Irrelevant, Troy, since you bought them to replace the one's that Annie bought." Jeff looks just smug enough that Troy is tempted to grab the condom and run. He's pretty fast and his door has a lock on it ever since that unfortunate incident where Annie walked in on him and one of his A/C Repair School groupies.

"Jeff, man, you and Annie do it all the time. Literally, I heard you two going at it this morning!"

"Just because Annie and I have a healthy sex life, it doesn't mean you get to have the condom. You and Britta were doing it way before we started dating."

"But we broke up so we're new to having sex with each other again. It's important. And why does Annie keep condoms in the bathroom, anyway? Unless she wants to share!" Jeff rolled his eyes.

"She keeps them in here because she knows you're too embarrassed to buy them and she worries that Abed will forget and she thinks she has to take care of the two of you." Jeff glared at him and Troy couldn't help the twinge of guilt.

"Rock, paper, scissors?" Jeff eyed him for a moment.

"No Spock or ninjas or anything?" Troy shook his head. "Okay." They geared up and seconds later, it was official, Troy was not having sex that night.

"Better luck next time." A pat on the back and Jeff was gone. Troy groaned as he realized he'd be heading back to bed, frustrated and having to explain to Britta. Most of the time being Annie's roommate was awesome. Other days, today in particular, it sucked.