Blackstar sauntered on scene flicked his hair back and shot the camera a perfect white smile.
"Hello my lovelies!" he mewed and flicked back his fur. "Now I noticed that someone has asked for me to go on a date with my enemy," he mewed and flicked his tail. "It's not gonna happen!" he hissed padding forward and pointing at the camera with a claw.
"Oh yes it will," the director hissed and dragged him back to his nest. Acornpounce walked back off scene grinning. "I had to," she added. Blackstar grumbled something unheard and grabbed a cat from the side, he pulled the tom on stage and thrust him into the camera accidentally knocking over the stand.
"Oops," he mewed and pulled Lionblaze back to his side. "You're lighter than I'd thought you'd be," Blackstar commented. Lionblaze blushed.
"I…" he mewed and glanced at his paws.
"ANYWAY!" Blackstar shouted, "welcome Breezepelt to the set!" he called and the black tom padded on stage he wore a scowl and was grumbling to himself. "Now you and Liuonblaze will be going on a date," Blackstar mewed wrapping a paw around Breezepelt, he ducked away and jabbed the host in the ribs. "OW!" Blackstar hissed and glared up at Breezepelt. Lionblaze chuckled.
"Whatever," Blackstar grumbled cracking his knuckles. "You two will be going to the park because Nightcloud asked for you not to go anywhere dangerous and according to her, the only safe place is the park," he mewed. Lionblaze laughed but quickly shut up when Breezepelt glared at him.
"Fine," he grumbled and marched out of the den dragging Lionblaze with him. The ginger tom mouthed at Blackstar.
"Help me!" Blackstar grinned and waved goodbye.
"Do you have your own car?" he asked after them. Breezepelt glanced at the floor his cheeks going pink.
"Too dangerous," he grumbled cursing his mother in his mind.
"I do!" Lionblaze shouted happy he had something his cooler half-brother didn't. Lionblaze made for the driver's seat but Breezepelt darted past him and leaped through the open window into the driver's seat. Breezepelt grinned.
"You haven't got the ke…" Liuonblaze mew drowned out when the engine came alive. "YOU PICKPOCKET!" Lionblaze shouted his arms folded.
"Shut up and get in," Breezepelt hissed rolling his eyes. Lionblaze stood at attention saluted and marched to the other side of the car. Breezepelt grinned and he drove right into Blackstar's den wall and blasted through it. Blackstar's angry face appeared in front of them he started screaming his head off at Breezepelt.
"It's my first time driving!" Breezepelt explained but Blackstar didn't care. Before the angry host could punch through the glass and kill him Breezepelt reversed out of the den and quickly drove onto the main street almost crashing into his mother in her car.
"B-Breezepea?" she gulped her face went from pale to red. "YOU GET OUT OF THAT CAR!" she hollered shaking her fist. Breezepelt gulped and drove away again.
"Let me drive!" Lionblaze moaned his face a shade of lime greenBreezepelt sighed and pulled over. Lionblaze sighed with relief as he squirmed through the middle to the driver's seat Breezepelt wriggled through at the same time and they almost got stuck. "To the park, we go!" Lionblaze sang grabbing the steering wheel.
"No," Breezepelt mewed darkly and pointed a water gun at Lionblazes head.
"NO!" Lionblaze squealed putting his paws together to beg. "Anything but water!" he moaned. Breezepelt grinned.
"Good, we robbing a bank," he hissed. Lionblaze gulped and nodded as he shriveled away from the colorful water gun.
"Should we stop them?" one the camera cats whispered from the boot, Breezepelt glared over his seat and lunged forward at the two toms.
"Lionblaze hold the camera I want to film this, I'll tie these two up," the Windclan tom commanded grabbing some rope and ducktape from his pocket.
"Why do you carry those two particular thins around?" Lionblaze frowning but holding the camera.
"Don't ask questions," Breezepelt hissed and wrapped the duck tape around the cats and tied the rope around there mouths.
"Breeze, it's the other way around," Lionblaze whispered but Breezepelt grinned.
"Yes, but they could cut through the rope," he mewed. Lionblaze still frowned.
"They can also do that to the duck tape," he mewed.
"But they won't, it will rip their fur out when they try to get rid of it," Breezepelt cackled and to prove yanked some of the tape off the camera cats. A very loud scream filled the car. Lionblaze nodded and he moved back to the steering wheel.
"The bank we go," he muttered and drove along to the giant black building with a gold dollar sign on it. The kicked through the front doors and marched inside Breezepelt aimed his water gun at a spotted she-cat her hands shot in the air then slowly came back down. A smug look spread across the banker's faces.
"Water won't scare a Riverclan cat!" Leopardstar hiss. Lionblaze glanced around and realized, that yes that was true, all the bankers were Riverclan cats.
"CRUSH THEM!" Breezepelt commanded and flung Lionblaze into the crowd before running towards the safes and vaults. When he returned he carried two large sacks he tossed one to Lionblaze who stood upon a mountain of the unconscious, not dead bodies. As Breezepelt made for the door sirens filled his ears.
"THE FUZZ!" he screamed and he ran out the door followed by Lionblaze. The leaped onto the car quick to drive out of the parking lot before they could leave they almost crashed into the police. Blackstar stepped out of his car a real gun in paw, Bluestar stepped out of the car as well.
"Blackstar?" Breezepelt mewed. The Shadowclan leader nodded.
"I have many jobs," he mewed tucking his paws into his belt and swaying to the music coming from the car.
"You are under arrest," Bluestar hissed pushing in front of the host aiming her gun at the half-brothers. Breezepelt gulped.
"THERE'S FREE KITTENS IN THE PARKING LOT!" Lionblaze shouted and Bluestar ran away paws outstretched Blackstar running after her, and all the other police cats. Lionblaze grinned.
"We're in a parking lot and kittens are basically our annoying children," he chuckled.
"GET DRIVING!" Breezepelt yelled and glanced at the review mirror, he saw the police cats searching under cars and running around. "Never mind! We could actually not go over the speed limit!" he laughed shaking his and grinning. Lionblaze looked hopeful. "But we are," Breezepelt added sternly. Lionblaze sighed and hit down hard on the gare, they heard Bluestar shout;
"They're getting away!" Blackstar shouted back.
"Who cares, keep looking for the kittens!" Lionblaze grinned. They pulled into Blackstar's backyard to end their date, they would never have turned up but to end the date they had to return to where it started and they were driving each other crazy. Blackstar awaited him not wearing his police suit and alone.
"Aren't you gonna arrest us?" Breezepelt asked frowning and folding his paws. Blackstar shook his head.
"You need that money to fix my wall," he explained gesturing from the money bags to the gaping hole in the wall. "And I'm an only one job at time kinda guy, right now I'm your host," he added. Breezepelt sighed with relief and dropped the money bag. He padded out followed by Lionblaze.
"I need my car keys back," he called but Breezepelt was already driving away.