Gay Zodiacs
Chapter 10 - Day 2
Hello my dear friends, furuba lovers, gay people, and who ever else reads this. Dunno really if gay people read this or not. So sorry if it offended you. Only 700 hits and we surpass my friends story! (she has 1710 hits but not for long) This story has passed the 1000 hit mark! So it made me want to update it again! (smiles)
Hey, I don't get evil reviews! Yes! (does weird hand motion)
Kenya: (laughs) So is everybody who read this story in the seventh grade or something? To tell you the truth, though my life may seem "perfect" and shit, it's not. Sure I may have a big new house and all that, rumors spreading bout me and my friend being "Partners in bed". Stupid fat gay kid. I hate my life but I guess that's what happens when your turning punk. (more than likely this summer) I actually almost killed myself by accident so many times when I was younger. (sweat drop)
Darkfire1313: (laughs) I write things for the hell of it many times. Paigey forced me into writing a whole page of this manga we are creating (title changed to Demon Child) and after i spent the whole night till 12 writing it, the next morning she told me she decided to change everything. I almost starting to flip her off and cuss at her like hell.
Chizz-muffinChik: Sorry, the story is kinda random. I thought of it in my sleep. After seeing that naked statue of that man (revieling it) I could never have dreams that weren't bout sex & I couldn't look at boys/men straightly. It messed me up.
KounPanda: Welcome back dear friend. I missed your reviews. Heck, I missed everybody's reviews!thoughts (actions)
It was the next morning. Or second day of jail for our three criminals. (a/n criminals, what a laugh!) Even though they had enough beds for everyone, Yuki still climbed in bed with Kyo. Akito watching. Sick hentai. Oh well, I guess we all have our "sick hentai" moments.
Akito:(awed) I never knew you two were great lovers.
Kyo: That's the part I hate. I hate him. So why do I keep doing this to him everyday, dammit?
Yuki: I loved it!
Kyo: (edging away) You're turning into your brother! STAY AWAY, AYAME CLONE! (runs off but hits the cell door) Oww...
Akito: Stupid monster...
Yuki: Am I really turning into my brother, Akito?
Akito: Sadly, yes.
Yuki: NOOOOOOO! (falls down on his knees, face is looking at the ceiling as he keeps screaming "No")
Jail Dude: SHUT THE HELL UP!
Cop: Ok, time for breakfast, bitches. (unlocks the cells for them to get out and go to breakfast. they're being escourted by a cop of course)
Kyo: Great, and do more work. (randomly yells) IT'S ALL SHIGURE'S FAULT! HIM BEING ALL UNLUCKY AND SHIT!
Cop: I never said you could talk, orangey! (hits Kyo with his beating stick)
Kyo walked to the mess hall, rubbing his arm and swearing. Oh, and flipping people off with his good hand.
Kyo: God, I hate this place. I need to get out!
Yuki: I wonder what the others are doing...
BACK TO OTHERS
Everyone is sitting around having the best breakfast ever. There were pancakes, biscuits, eggs that were both scrambled and not scrambled, bacon, should I keep going on? Well, the point is, they had a better breakfast than Kyo, Yuki, and Akito.
Shigure: We should bless the unfortunate Kyo and Yuki for not being here to eat this food with us. Even though they might have better food than Tohru's cooking. Let's have a minute in blessing them.
Tohru: Yes, we should.
Everyone closed there eyes to bless the two criminals. 1... 2...
Shigure: NOW LET'S EAT! (starts eating his food)
Momiji: (to Tohru) That was nice to bless them...
Tohru: (to Momiji) Yes it was, Momiji-kun... (both smiles)
BACK TO THE CRIMINALS
Kyo: (looking at disgust when the ugly fat lunch lady with a hairy mole dumped food on his tray. Trust me, it didn't look like food) What the hell is this?
Lunch Lady: (evilly) Today's breakfast special.
Kyo: Well, are you going to tell me what it is or isn't, old hag?
Lunch Lady: All the breakfast foods mixed together. Maybe with a lil of last nights dinner. (grins evilly) Enjoy.
Kyo: I think I'm gonna be sick...
Yuki: Thanks for asking her, stupid cat! Now I can't eat!
Akito: Isn't there anything better to eat?
Lunch Lady: Nope. (dumps the "food" on Akito's plate) Eat up.
The three walked over to an open table when the Marylin Manson imposter came over.
Kyo: Not you again.
Akito: Be nice, monster. He's my friend.
Yuki/Kyo: FRIEND?
Yuki: Doesn't look like a friend to me!
MM Imposter: Well believe it.
Yuki: What if I don't want to.
Akito: Don't be like, Yuki.
Kyo: Screw you guys, I'm leaving. (starts to walk off)
Yuki: Come back, stupid cat! (goes after them)
MM Imposter: Losers... (shape of an L on his forehead)
Kyo: Gotta get out of here! Now where's an exit? (looking around)
Yuki: What are you doing, stupid cat?
Kyo: I'm being smart by finding an exit.
Yuki: You know, you just called yourself stupid but not really stupid.
Kyo: CRAP! You're right! (hits himself on the head) Now where's that damn exit? (looks around again and spots a door with 'EXIT' written in red on top of a door) Well that was easy. Too easy...
Yuki: Shouldn't we go get Akito?
Kyo: Hell no. (walks through the door)
Yuki: Oh yeah, you hate Akito. (follows in through the door but stops)
Kyo: I knew it was too easy... (attack dogs andlaser guns are surrounding them) Yuki, do you still have that meat?
Yuki: Yea. (pulls out meat from inside pants)
Kyo: That's where you kept it? (looks disgusted)
Yuki: Yupe. It makes me feel good.
Kyo: Eeww... Just hurry up and throw the meat to the dogs before I puke!
Yuki: Keep your pants on! (throws meat towards dogs)
Kyo: I should be the one saying keep your pants on! (pointing at Yuki's bare legs)
Yuki: Yea your right for once. (pulls pants back on)
Kyo: So, how are we going to get past thelaser guns...?
Yuki: Uh... Let's do acrobatic moves!
Kyo: Ok... (doesn't like the idea)
Both Yuki and Kyo did Kart Wheels to get past the laser guns. Now their next thing to past was the bobbed wire fence.
Kyo: Here I go! (does constant Kart Wheels and jumps the fence)
Yuki: You know, you could've just walked through the gate door. (walks through the gate door)
Kyo: Dammit! The authorof this storyis trying to screw me over again!
Yuki: Let's go, stupid cat.
They walk off to Shigure's house. If only they knew they were in a different town... In China...
a/n
Mwahahahaha! They shall never get back to Japan! Ok... I lie... Everybody will kick my ass if they stayed in China. Well R&R! And I own your ass! (my new saying)
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