A/N: Hey! I'm back! Thanks you all for the reviews! This story is getting much better feedback than my other one :P
And, yunyunchanfeva, I am watching you O.o
Myri: Well, hello there! I'm your host, Myri Griffiths, here to… um… host!
Iggy: *duct tape over mouth* Emgershyahjskaojsiaodjsiw-
Myri: Yes, yes, such fine weather, Ig!
ERMAGERSH. ONE DIRECTION'S NEW ALBUM.
Excuse me, I've got some epically hawt teenage boys to kidnap. *runs off*
Iggy: *rips tape off of mouth* that hurt more than I thought it would! Why must everyone ditch the blind kid?!
Ella: *purrs* Not everyone… *strokes Iggy's chin*
Iggy: O.o
Max: *pulls Ella away* Ella, you're twelve! Let's just get to the questions before Ella starts foaming at the mouth…
What's the oddest thing you've ever thought about Fang?
Myri: *runs in dragging a squirming body-bag behind her* I AM NOT DRAGGING A BODY-BAG BEHIND ME. *whistles*
Max: *opens bag and Louis Tomlinson falls out* you actually kidnapped a fifth of One Direction?!
Nudge: When you said you'd kidnap some teenagers, I didn't think you'd meant it!
Myri: I didn't mean it. Louis Tomlinson is 20, therefore not a teenager!
Max: *opens Myri's backpack and Niall Horan falls out* *points* But he's a teenager!
Myri: No, Nialler has an adorable baby face, so it's invalid. *crosses arms*
Fang: *rolls eyes and points to question*
Myri: Oh, right! Well, for me, there was this forum discussion from like, 2007 that debates 'Fari' (Fang+Ari). Ewwwwww! …But you didn't ask me, so… *coughs*
Angel: *hears Max's thoughts* MAX! G-RATED! THERE ARE INNOCENT, IMMATURE CHILDREN IN HERE! *covers Nudge's ears*
Nudge: *huffs* I know more than you do!
Angel: No you don't, Nudge. Be glad. *shivers in disgust*
Gazzy: *announcer voice* Fang, what is the strangest thing you've ever thought about Fang?
Fang: how-
Gasman: I'll ask the questions around here! Now answer it!
Fang: It was a… Figgy…. Fan fiction…
Myri: OMGGGG, you read those too?! They are epic, -ly disgusting! Everyone know that Iggy is mine! Along with Louis Tomlinson, Ross Lynch, Calum Worthy, the JO BRUTHUHS, Niall Horan, etc. etc.
And when I say mine, I mean quite literally mine. *blocks a cement door and throws the key in the shredder, causing the shredder to pop and hit the ceiling fan. The ceiling fan swings it to the neighbor's house, breaking their window and their fish tank, and my pet bird tries to eat the fish but fails when he crashes into the key, making it fall down the sink and get grinded to dust in the food disposal*
Myri: NOO, Kobe, are you okay?! *pets bird*
Flock: O.o
Question to Dylan: Why are such a pushover and a kiss-up?
Dylan: I'm not a kiss-up!
Nudge in a psychologist coat: Do you do whatever Max asks you to, no matter what it is, would go through extremes for her, would give anything to have her attention, and die for her?
Dylan: YES!
Nudge in a psychologist coat: *scribbles in notebook* Well, then, Dylan, you are 100% a kiss-up.
Dylan: *changes into a shirt that says, "A Proud Kiss-Up for Maxie"*
Max: Oh, so now he's a stalker, also?
Question for Fang:
What's your favorite candy? [I think it's LOLIPOPS! PINK LOLIPOPS! OR PIXIE STIX! You can't be ALL emo...]
Nudge and Ella: *surround Fang with various candies*
Angel: WHICH ONE IS YOUR FAVORITE? *creepy villain look*
Fang: *twitches and seizures intensely* S- S- SWEETHEARTS!
(Everyone dramatically freezes)
(long silence)
Max: Sweet… hearts…
Dylan: And you say I'm the weird one!
Max: Go die in a hole, airhead.
Dylan: Anything for you, Maxie-pie! *digs hole, climbs in, and covers hole*
Maya: *falls on Dylan's 'grave'* WHY HIM? *reaches up to the sky* don't leave me, Dylan!
Nudge: …Am I the only one having a déjà vu moment, or…?
Flock, Myri, Ella: *nods in agreement*
Question to Myri:
I'm so glad you updated. You stopped me from wasting bombs to blow up your house.
Myri: *strokes wall* you wouldn't do it! You'd kill Wall-E!
Gasman: something is seriously up with this girl!
Myri: Oh you did not.
Gasman: Uhm, I think I did. *smirks evilly*
Myri: *smirks evilly back* Gasser, you must now face the (epic) wrath of V. V.!
V. V.: *appears behind an epic cloud of smoke* I'm ready to get it on! …W-w-wait, this is not Devin's party.
Gasman: That cloud of smoke was epic!
V.V.: Please, my middle name is epic!
Myri: hellooooo?
V.V.: Oooh, hey Myri-pyon! How the hell did you get me here?
Myri: You should know better, I'm a Pokémon! But for now, I need you to get him! *points at Gazzy*
V.V.: Oh. My. God. *realizes* Is that Gazzy? IT'S GAZZY! *runs and tackles Gazzy* Waiiiit, if Gazzy's here, then FANG is here. OMG FANG GET YO WINGED BEHIND OVER HERE I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT BE MINE YOU LIKE SWEETHEARTS HAHAH OMG ME TOO WE WERE MEANT TO BE *drags Fang away*
Myri: But- you- UGH! *sulks away to Fang's emo corner, covers it in One Direction posters, and renames is 'One Direction Poster Staring Corner'*
Max: Should we move on now, or…?
Question for the Flock:
If you were on the Voice and you could pick any of the four judges to be your coach, who would you pick and why? :D (...this ought to be interesting..)
Max: How would we be on the Voice? Isn't the Voice that little stalker Max-whisperer in our schizophrenic heads?
Ella: It's a game show, brickhead.
Nudge: Oh my God, Christina Aguilera! She's just so pretty, and I just love her hair, it's so-
Iggy: Adam Levine! Maroon 5, man, Maroon 5.
Myri: X FACTOR mannn! Go Uncle Simon! Who even watches The Voice?
Fang: *comes back in the room panting and slams door shut behind him*
*waves awkwardly*
Question for Fang:
Do you notice that when people draw fan art of you, you almost ALWAYS have one eye hidden by hair? Does the popularity of your emo-ness bother you?
Fang: I am not emo!
Myri: Then why are you wearing so many bangles on your wrists?
Fang: I'm not-
Myri: *imagines bangles on Fang's wrists* *bangles appear* HAH! That's what happens when I'm the author!
Fang: These won't come off!
Myri: The won't ever come off until I un-imagine them mwahahahahaha!
Max: Just answer the freaking question!
(Crickets chirp)
Fang: Yes, yes it does bother me.
Nudge: HE JUST ADMITTED THAT HE'S EMO! O_o
Universe: O_o, (o).(o), D.D, :O, :D!
Dare for Myri:
I dare you to make Fang jump into a swimming pool wearing a pink polka-dotted bikini and a rubber floating ducky around his waist.
Fang: I refuse to wear that!
Myri: *laughs evilly* You have no choice. *imagines polka dot bikini and rubber floating ducky and pool, they appear*
Fang: Noooooooooooooooo!
(Readers drool, imagining Fang's fit body in a pink bikini)
Myri: Now, jump in the pool. And, added bonus, squeal while you're doing it!
Fang: *jumps into pool creating big splash* Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeee! *splashes around*
(even longer silence filled with Fang's squeals)
Nudge: I think I am scarred for life…
Iggy: That… *panting from laughter* was EPIC!
V. V.: *peeks in* Did someone say epic? …Oh my God, I never knew Fang was like that! I am scarred!
Nudge: That's what I said!
V. V.: *snickers at the comment*
Nudge: EW you pervert!
Fang: *stops splashing and realizes* GAH! *runs away in shame*
Myri and xx-Don't-Let-Me-In-xx: *rolling on the floor and epically laughing like maniacs* KODAC MOMENT!
Mind if I take Fang off your hands for a bit? I promise I'll be nice. And I'll make brownies :D
Myri: Sure, he needs some time to earn his man-points back anyways, so go ahead!
Max: Way ahead of you *shoves Fang into a small bag and sends it to TheseWordsSpeak*
(In the background:
"OMG, it's Fang! FANG!"
"Who are you?"
"AHHH, Fang spoke three words to me, he must like me! Let's go try to remove your emoness, shall we? Let's start with wardrobe…"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooo!")
I triple freaking double dog dare Max to kiss Iggy and Fang to kiss Nudge (I don't care if it's totally pedofilage) and then Iggy to kiss me and if you don't I'll write a review in each one being a pedo-bear in each one.
Iggy: But I just got over her! *Points at Max*
Max: Ew, no! Never again! *shudders*
Nudge: And Fang's off getting a makeover, so we can't do that, can we? *prays thanks to God*
Myri: I guess I'll have to take the risk, eh? It's not like I don't know you, yunyunchanfeva. O.o
Question for Maya:
Why did you pursue Fang? HE'S OBVIOUSLY MAX'S! Why didn't you pursue Dylan?
Maya: Hey, he chose! Not my fault that he liked me better! And the wimp Dylan won't give me a second glance, that's why!
(Maya and Max glare at each other for taking each other's 'men', even though it wasn't their faults)
Question for Angel:
You remind me of the Vocaloid Rin. You look so sweet, like she does! In the manga, you look almost exactly like her!
Angel: Aww, thank you! *smiles sweetly, disguising (epically) evil thoughts*
Myri: MIKU FOREVAHHHHH! *runs away and crashes through wall* Oh my God I killed Wall-E!
Question for Max:
Have you ever met a guy named Max? And if you have, was it confusing when someone would, like, talk to one of you and you'd both like listen?
Max: Hah, yeah, I have, actually. It was when we were in Virginia at school, during my math and science classes when the teacher is all, "Max, answer the question!" we'd both start talking! The teachers had to call us 'Maximum' and 'Maxwell' xD Poor kid.
Fang: *walks into the room slamming the door behind him for the second time this chapter*
(Myri and V.V. come in, yelling at each other.)
Myri: Caramel apples suck!
V.V.: caramel apples are epic! How could you even say that?!
Myri: The only epic thing about caramel apples is an epic fail!
V.V.: Oh you did not.
Myri: Mhmm, I did.
V.V.: *pulls out caramel apple*
Myri: AGH!
V.V.: *eats caramel apple*
Myri: *chokes* I will not surrender!
V.V.: *pulls out another caramel apple and shoves it in Myri's face*
Myri: *twitches* allergies… *faints*
V.V.: Oh… she has an… *facepalm*
Question for Fang and Max:
What would your child be named?
Fang: *eye twitches* I need a break from all this. I really do.
Max: *grins* Oh, Fang, why not name them Jacqueline, or maybe Roy? Or maybe Chaos, that'd be more suitable, no?
Fang: Not you, too!
Question to Jeb:
Is it true you're insane?
Jeb: *locked in cage* *bangs on cage doors* HE HAS THE KEY TO IMMORTALITY! HE MUST DIE! *points at Fang*
Max: Does that answer your question enough, or do you want to see what else he has to say to believe it?
Nudge: No, no, no, I don't want to go through that again! NO! My innocent 11 year old ears are too precious! I don't want to hear about Max and Dylan making babies and moving to Germany, or about how Jeb wants to torture Fang's children (who will obviously be his own grandchildren!) to test their immortality! Never again!
Question to Max: Have you ever, just once, thought about loving Iggy? Angel, make sure that Max tells the truth. Oh and Max, the pairing of Fax (You and Fang) is SOOOOO cute
Angel: *wiggles eyebrows suggestively* Huh, Max? Have you ever thought about loving Iggy?
Max: *monotone* Once when I was beating the crap out of him when we were 12. I threw up near a tree at the thought.
Iggy: Hey!
Nudge: ZOMG HELL YES Fax is adorable! It's so gushy and lovey-dovey and-
Max: My relationship with Fang is not gushy!
Iggy: Maybe not gushy, but surely very… steamy… eh? *winks*
Max: Iggy you butt get over here! I will cut you and put you in my guacamole!
Iggy: *running and laughing* I'm sure you'd want that, wouldn't you Maxie?
Max: *screeches causing the last of the African elephants to die of jealousy*
Question to Nudge: Do you say a certain phrase, like, all the time? Other than ZOMG, 'cause I say 'like' a lot and you know, we both have the same talking interest, so maybe it's, like, a talkers thing!
Nudge: *sucks in deep breath*
Max: Here she goes.
Nudge: YES! I have so many different phrases, like "I know, right?!" and "Seriously!" and "Awesome!" and "No freaking way." I also use the common fangirl language like, "I just can't" and "I am dead." Or "What the?" and, like, so much more, it's impossible. Oh, that too, "impossible" and the whole 'like' thing happens to everyone! :D
Question for Angel:
Does Fang ever secretly think about Lissa or Brigid? Cause if he does I will RIP HIM TO SHREDS! I mean everyone knows him and Max are, like, totes adorbs and perf for each other!
Dylan: MYLAN RULES.
Myri: And you're a smart, cute, non-conceited boy.
Dylan: Really?!
Myri: No, I thought we were stating impossibly unrealistic facts!
Angel: Yes, yes Fang does think about them. The shredder is ready.
Fang: Thanks for reminding me! I might find some peace at Lissa's house! *runs out the door frantically*
A/N: Well, I guess that's it for today! So many Fang questions! xD
Haha, V.V. is my Bestie! She may appear a few times in the story :)
The caramel apple fight is a constant event between me and V.V.. Just without the fainting :P V.V-chan, if you are reading this… CAREMEL APPLES SUCK!
Team Myri (Anti-Caramel Apples) or team V.V. (CAREMEL APPLES 3)? Tell me in your review along with QUESTIONS! 333333333 (::) (::) (::)